Random yet funny acts of Reno. Everyones favourite Red Head.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Final Fantasy Characters. Just the few OC's that may appear later on.

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Reno and Rude wandered the halls of the Shinra building for hours, bored out of their minds. Every possible assignment had already been taken by all the other turk's or SOLIDERS. Even Sephiroth was gone. The man they both enjoyed bugging the most. There was really nothing to do but relax. Sighing, both men sat down in Reno's office and started to nod off.

Reno, taking off his shoes, he looked at his socks for a bit, then grinned. He just had a plan hatch in his mind. This was going to be fun. Taking off his socks, Rude lowered his shades just slightly giving his red headed friend a strange look. Reno ran out of the office for a quick second then from who knows where, had 4 more pairs of socks. Once more the red head ran out of the room, but was taking a little longer then usual. Rude, being Rude, started to worry about what Reno was up to with socks.

Where is he? The Turk thought for a second when Reno ran back in with art supplies. "What are you doing?" He asked puzzled.

He had a big grin on his face as he got to work. "You'll see."

"That's what I'm afraid of." Rude muttered to himself.

It seemed that Reno was hard at work on his so called project. Rude watched with little to no interest, he was just making sure that the red head didn't hurt or cut him self with the scissors. Time passed as Reno continued to work on his project. Placing every finished product in a box, so Rude couldn't see what it was, that was making him a bit nervous. Reno was known to do random to annoying to destructive things in the building. This was absolutely no exception.

Rude began to recall the last little plan that Reno had cooked up. It consisted of them replacing everyone's coffee with mud and sugar with flour. It back fired right then and there when they were caught. Thus Rufus never let Reno near the coffee machine again. Rude was allowed only under supervision. Now that Reno was bored, this was going to be one of those afternoons.

"Almost done..." The red head finally said after placing what looked like the seventh product in his box of secrets. Yes, Reno named his box 'The box of Secrets.' Lame… Rude had now a bit of interest to see what had been made.

"How many have you made so far?" He was nervous to ask.

The only reply the red head gave was, "Seven now." He placed the item in the box.

Rude stepped towards the box, hoping to see what was inside. And well got growled at by the red head. He backed off and gave Reno his space until he was finished. Fifteen minutes later Reno clapped his hands on his pants and seemed to be finished what ever he was making.

"Okay… What did you make?" Rude questioned.

Reno grinned then pulled out a sock and slid it on to his hand. It was a sock puppet of him self. "It's me and I made…" He went off explaining who he made. There was Sephiroth, Cloud, Zack, Rufus, Rude, Tseng, Hojo, Elena, Vincent and himself, all in the forms of sock puppets.

"Oh, god..." Rude sweat dropped.

Reno stood up, with the one of Sephiroth on his hand. Then chuckling he started moving the sock mouth and spoke. "Rude, stand straight and represent Shinra in all its glory." The tone Reno used was like a little six-year-old boy trying to sound serious.