Hi I'm writing this one shot out of inspiration, and this is something I sort of rushed on because I wanted to finish before the new year starts.

Please take note that this story takes place in good bye tomboy Akane and hello sweet Akane; not the best fic in terms of writing but, it's okay for a quick laugh.

Status: pending authorization by Vic-mongona-is-awesome if you're authorizing through the review section it must be a signed review or reply to the PM I sent you.

I'm still going to publish this anyway.

I entered the Tendo home in dread for the fact that the bathroom might be occupied as I quickly went through the halls to find that the bathroom was not occupied but then again who knows; I might walk into an awkward situation like... Ranma and Akane being in the furo, at the same time.

So I decided not to enter out of fearing the possible wrath of two martial artists besides the bath could wait for now I needed to find out Happosai's room was emptied out or the idiot was still alive who knows, Vic never specified if he lived or died, in case he lived I might as well use the Jusenkyo water I stashed in my hammer-space, now he's going to learn the fate that women had to suffer because of his perverted actions.

"Out of the way!" I turned to the direction of the voice when I saw the gnome like pervert Happosai being chased by my "associates" first came Znta; who accidentally pushed me to the floor with his oversized bazooka, next came akanexranma4ever; moving pretty fast in her rabbit form which gave me enough time to admire her speed in said form but, that admiration was ruined by the sight of a water bottle that was in the air, and finally there was Vic; who tripped on my body, dropped her chainsaw, and proceeded to force feed me the bottle of Jusenkyo water; practically shoving it down my throat.

Two thoughts enter my mind at that moment drink the water and end up as a woman, or don't drink and end up as another corpse waiting to be cremated. My decision was to drink obviously, I didn't want to die by drowning through a water bottle that would look and sound like an extremely stupid way to die, after drinking the damned water I grabbed the bottle and pulled it out my mouth, of course breathing was hard enough without the slow and painful changes that was happening to my body I didn't know what happened because I blacked out from all the pain.

/one day later/

When I woke up I felt a heavy weight on my chest I opened my eyes and regretted doing said action, there was a pair of breasts, I quickly came to the conclusion that I changed into a girl of course I'm not going to tell you the measurements because I never bothered to measure my female forms three sizes. I simply just grabbed whatever could fit me besides my regular clothes would be slightly larger than my current size but they will fit, my height shrank from my already pathetically small 5'3 ft to an even smaller 4'9 ft, of course I had to go to the bathroom to see if any other physical changes have been made to my body, luckily it was night time and it seems every one was asleep it took me a few minutes to move around silently to reach the bathroom safely now for the bath that has been waiting for me I can see any other changes as I bathe of course I searched for the occupied sign and found just about thirty six of those things, strange that's the number volumes of the Ranma ½ manga series, I placed the sign and took my bath; finally.

Okay I found out things about women that should not be mentioned ever, now onward to the obvious stuff on the other changes that happened to my body, my hair color seemed to brightened from my jet black hair to a chocolate brown hair, my eye color changed from brown to green, my skin is a tad paler, and wait for it... my face is disgustingly cute, sure I like looking at pretty women but, seeing myself as a attractive woman would mean that either Nabiki Tendo will take pictures of me in this form, sell them at an insane price, and Tatewaki Kuno will go rushing toward me like a dog in heat ready to hump anything that moves or someone will kidnap me and place me in some modeling agency or worse.

It just makes me shiver at the possibilities of very bad things happening to me then, my thoughts turned to my fellow Authors, Znta; I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to bump into me as he was chasing Happosai, Akanexanma4ever, she was okay for a rabbit and didn't do much to put me in this situation, and finally Vic, the one who pulled us in this world either by request or by force, of course I came willingly hoping to be a part of the insanity of this world of course sometimes it was good, and others were pretty much crap, but still I couldn't blame them right?

"Looks like you just woke up, Hero-chan."

I didn't need to see who it was for I recognized the persons voice still calling me Hero-chan just because of my current gender even if it's by a curse, "Didn't you see the occupied sign at the door, Kasumi-san?" sure she was no older than me but, I respect her for her domestic skills, skills that I can't do without putting in major effort, of course Kasumi-san looked at me and simply said, "We're both girls so it's okay." sure I didn't notice that she was wearing a towel until it was too late I had more self-restraint than I thought; of course I didn't get a nose bleed or anything similar but, I had to look away for privacy's sake.

When I felt that I was finished I quickly got out of the furo and went back to my room for a fresh change of clothes and other things I went through my back pack and found the DNA diagnostic tool it's a disposable version so extreme accuracy is necessary, it even detects magic and any related stuff. Sadly the disposable version has a very sharp needle so this is going to hurt, a lot.

I jabbed the needle in my arm and I only had to wait for a few seconds for the results to show up, when they came up my heart nearly stopped.

Subject name: Confidential

Pen name: hero in a cup

Birth Gender: Male

Ailment: Magical influence

Magical medium: ingested water

Magic sub type: curse

Curse type: Physical alteration

Alteration type:Gender modification.

Current gender: female

Possibility of revert: Impossible during duration

Ailment duration: One year

Mental status:Normal.

Health status: Normal

I could go on with the list but it was too long and I didn't read the rest of the list. I looked through my backpack and pulled out a fresh set of clothes it seems I won't be going back to sleep anytime soon because it's going to be breakfast time anyway. I went to the kitchen to raid the fridge, only to find Kasumi-san cooking in the kitchen I sighed I really don't know how she can take everything in stride from Akane turning into a two dimensional copy of her, us crashing in her place, on top of taking care of her family, and the Saotomes, along with me turning into a girl.

"Oh, Hero-chan it's a good thing you're still awake I'm going to need your help."

Now this was a surprise Kasumi-san needed my help but, it's going to be awkward for me to actually talk to her like a normal person so helping her might remove some of the awkwardness for me. However when I looked around the kitchen I saw a lot things going wrong so I quickly went to action sure I have some experience in cooking but, it's practically meager compared to Kasumi-san, still I have to help in some way, of course I'm not going to bore you with all of the details but, I'm going to say that Kasumi Tendo would have enough experience I the kitchen to lead a titanic army of chefs to battle world hunger and defeat said hunger.

I was dead tired, sweating, starving, and somehow satisfied, but hey I did something that almost nobody in the canon universe of Ranma ½ has ever done; helping Kasumi Tendo in the kitchen. Besides the awkwardness I felt is now gone so I can feel like I can talk to her normally but she is going to reject me due to the Jusenkyo curse it's okay though to be friends with her is the best I can do anyway.

"Breakfast time!"

Of course now to move on to the more serious topic on the payback that Vic and the others are going to receive for doing this to me but, that is going to be another story for another time.

Holy crap four pages double spaced I might be getting better but then again it's double spaced so who cares when I finished it in one day, I'll try to fix any errors I notice and I'm going to say this in advance, happy new years by the way this would be the longest i have written to date so go ahead review if you want to and yes point out my mistakes so remember read review and leave.