Lindsay: Dear D, he's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out of my nose!
Mad props!
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
'Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose!
Kitty: Dear D, honey, mazel tov
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back and show it to me
Sierra: Four carats of princess cut
Are you psyched or what?
I just wish I could be there to see...
All: When he gets down on one knee!
Oh my God
Omigod you guys
Look's like D's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Omigod, you guys
Oh my God
This is happening
Our own Homecoming queen and king
Finally, she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Omigod, you guys
Omigod!
Zoey was on the phone.
"Shut up, Dakota? Shut up, Justin? Shut up, engaged? Oh my God!"
Sierra: Ok, everybody sign?
Good, now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade
Kitty: Light candles and single file
Don't forget to smile
Lose the gum, Beth
You look like the maid
"Sorry!"
Now prepare to serenade
"Shh!"
All: (Whispered) Oh my God
Omigod you guys
Looks like D's
(Louder) Gonna win the prize!
"Shh!"
(Whispered) If there ever was a perfect couple
(Louder) This one quali- -
"Shh!"
Omigod!
"Guys, I'm serious!," Kitty yelled.
Katie: Dakota and Justin were meant to be
Sadie: Not once ever has he hit on me
Beth: Shut up!
Lindsay: They're just like that couple from Titanic
Only no one dies
All: Omigod!
Beth: Two, three, four!
All: Daughter of Delta Nu
Soon-to-be fiancee
Now that a man chose you, your life begins today
Make him a happy home, waste not his hard-earned wage
And so he does not roam, strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need, let it be understood
No man can supersede
Our sacred bond of sisterhood!
Oh my God
Omigod you g- -
"Guys, she's not here," Kitty said after checking Dakota's room.
"WHAT?!"
"That makes me crazy in my head," Lindsay frowned.
"Bark bark!"
Dakota's dog, Bruiser ran up to her.
"Bruiser! Where is Dakota?"
"Bark!"
"She doesn't have an engagement outfit?"
"Bark!"
"Oh my God! She is totally freaking out!"
"Bark!"
"She's trapped in the old valley mill?"
"Bark bark!"
"Oh, whoops, sorry. The Old Valley Mall!"
Everyone screamed and ran to the front door.
All: Oh my God guys, emergency
Kitty: Don't take the freeway!
Zoey: Hey! Wait for me!
All: No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize
Zoey: Oh my God, you guys
All: Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! Omigod!
Omigod!
Dakota was at one of the mall department stores, trying on dresses. She looked at a white dress she was wearing in the mirror.
"It's almost there, but..."
Dakota: This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say 'bride'
Can't look like I'm desperate or like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Justin his pride
So bride is more implied
"There she is!"
The Delta Nu's ran up to her.
Oh my God
Omigod you guys
All this week, I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me, it's totally proposal eyes
Omigod, you guys!
So help me dress for my fairytale
Can't wear something I bought on sale
Kitty: Love is, like, forever
This is no time to economize
All: Omigod, you guys
A salesgirl saw Dakota and smirked.
"Blondes make commission so easy."
She put on a fake smile and walked up to Dakota.
"Excuse me, have you seen this?," she showed her a pink dress, "It just came in. Ooh, it's perfect for a blonde."
Dakota nodded, "Right. With a half-loop stitch on China silk?"
"Uh-huh."
"But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on China silk; It'll pucker. And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue."
The Delta Nu's watched with wide eyes.
All: (Whispered) Oh my God
Omigod you guys
"I am not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price."
D saw right through that salesgirl's lies
"It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde."
Dakota: I may be in love, but I'm not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes
"Oh my God!"
Kelly the store owner came in.
Kelly: Dakota Woods!
Sorry, our mistake
Taylor, take your break
Just ignore her, she hasn't been well
Try this, latest from Milan
She handed Dakota another dress.
Go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientele
It's a gift from me to D!
Dakota went into the dressing room and put the dress on. She came back out, smiling brightly.
Dakota: Oh my God
Omigod you guys
This one's perfect!
And it's just my size
See, dreams really do come true
You never have to compromise
Omigod!
All: Oh my God!
Omigod you guys!
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
'Cause we love you guys!
"No, I love you guys!"
Omigod!
Dakota: Omigod!
All: Omigod...
...you guys!
Omigod!