A/N: whee! I never written any oneshots in a while, so here I am...writing a oneshot...yeah...writing...
AxelLarxene fans might enjoy this...or not...
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Kingdom Hearts or any of its characters...
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"Hey Larxene,"
Larxene looked up, finding Axel beaming at her. She lifted her book up,
"Get out of my sight Axel."
Axel pouted, "You're no fun."
"Well who wants to be with a mor-"
With one swipe, Axel ripped the book out of Larxene's hands,
"Hey!"
He flipped through the pages, "Marquis de Sade again? Booooring," he slammed it shut and dangled it in front of her, "Bet you won't mind if I burn it."
She leapt onto her feet, summoning a kunai in each hand, growling menacingly,
"Give. It. Back. Axel."
He merely laughed and ran off, the book held firm in his hand, Larxene followed close behind.
Larxene paused and bent down, wiping her forehead.
Where did the idiot go now?
"Hey Lar-"
She spun around, her kunai just pricking the skin of her victim.
"D-don't hurt me!"
She looked up and scowled.
Wrong person.
She released her weapon from Demyx's throat, the musician rubbed his throat timidly.
"D-did I do something wrong?"
Larxene ignored his question,
"Where's Axel?"
"Can you do me a favor?"
"Where's Axel?"
"Can you check for holes in my-"
She grabbed his collar, "I said where's Axel?!"
He froze, "I-I think he's at N-Naught's Skyway…"
She nodded and ran off.
Demyx scratched his head, "or was it Twilight's Crossing?"
Throughout the whole castle, Larxene chased Axel, fights appeared at the most unlikely places and involved several pedestrians such as Marluxia, Xigbar and Demyx (again).
finally they stopped at Cued Recall, Larxene stood in front of the doorway, panting.
"There's…no…place…left…to…hide."
He leaned against the wall and smirked, "You're right."
Angrily, she threw her kunai at him, watching it fly towards him.
"Give me back my book!"
He caught the kunai, twirling it between his thumb and forefinger.
"Not bad Buggy…"
That was the last straw, Larxene threw several more of her kunai, sending lightning to follow.
She swore as Axel avoided each blow. He pulled out her book and allowed the last knife to fly into it, stabbing the middle.
Axel smiled, "oops."
Larxene gritted her teeth, summoning one last knife into her hand. She ran up to Axel and took a swipe at his head.
He ducked.
Oh shit.
She tripped over his crouched-down body, falling face-first into the tiles.
Well almost.
Just as she was about to hit the floor, she felt a hand grasped her waist.
Axel pulled her upright, and dusted her down.
"There ya go buggy."
She glared at him, she wanted to hit him.
Well, she tried to.
Axel held a firm grip around her hand, her kunai was millimeters away from his face. He chided her and plucked the kunai out of her grasp with his free hand.
"Careful; you could poke someone's eye out with that."
"Axel, why are you doing this? You don't even like Marquis de Sade!"
"I know."
"So why are you doing this?!"
He leaned forward and kissed her cheek, causing Larxene to redden.
"Because it's fun."
A/N: So...what do you think?