I was beginning to think I had the most resilient body in the world, yet here stands this girl, that can't be but two years younger than me, with one arm cut off and yelling at me to attack her.

"I'm not going to fight a wounded girl," I sighed.

"It's just a scratch!" she snarled.

"A scratch? You're missing a limb."

"No I'm not!"

"Then what's this?" I held up her detached arm by the wrist

"I've had worse!" she replied with pride after a moment

Before I could respond she was charging at me like she could kill me. I let out an annoyed sigh and side stepped her attack. I transformed my arm into a blade and cut the other arm clean off.

"There. Nothing left to fight with. I win." I gave her a glare hoping to end this.

She looked around confused for a moment until she saw her other arm lying next to me. I returned my arm to the human form and was about to start of running when the girl kicked me in the head!

"Oh you think you can run, huh?"

"I thought mercy better fit the action."

"Come on, pussy!"

"Look you bitch! You've lost both your arms!"

"No I haven't!"

"Look!"

"It's just a flesh wound!"

I was, for the first time, dumb struck. Then that feeling quickly faded back to anger as she repeatedly kicked my shins.

"Stop or I'll rip off your leg!"

"Ha! Pansy!"

She was mid kick when my hand was around her ankle and my other arm was a blade. I easily sliced her leg from the hip.

"I'll get you for that one!"

She hopped slowly one her last remaining leg.

"Get me? What could you possibly do? Bleed on me?"

She head butted my shoulder yelling, "I'm invincible!"

"You're insane."

She rammed her head once again into my shoulder spouting more of her invincible nonsense. Both my arms into claws and sliced off the last limb.

"There. It's a draw," I muttered and began to walk away.

"Ah! Running away! You cowardice bastard! Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!"

I shook my head dashing up a building glad I would never have to put up with her again.

A/N: Ok I just watched Monty Python's Holy Grail… and this thing popped into my head after beating [PROTOTYPE]… again XD So I decided I wanted to hi-jack something from Monty and since the proto fandom don't get much luv I wanted to make something funny up for it! So this demon was born! XD I looked over this a million times (once) to make everything was absolutely perfect (I got last half way through and just made sure most of it made sense ^_^')! So yeah... just a short little story thing… I may actually be working on a full story for this fandom… but for rite now it's just something the hamster in my head chases for entertainment (in other words it merely a VERY VERY underdeveloped idea and will probably never see the light of day… like many of my hamster-entertainment ideas…) And now I'm just rambling... Hope you enjoyed this short and didn't want to bash your head in half way through for the horrid writing! XD Now for the usual comment/review and blah blah! Thankies!