The Many, Many Sayings and Doings of Fred and George Weasley

Disclaimer: None of this at all belongs to me but to Miss Joanne Kathleen Rowling. None of this is really any of my writing....I just wanted to get myself a nice collection of all the stuff (or most of it) that Fred and George say. They make me laugh so.....

Book One

"Oy, Fred!"

"Blimey. Are you--"

"Harry Potter!"

"Aaah, has ickle Ronnie got somefink on his nosie?"

"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."

"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it, Once--"

"Or twice--"

"A minute--"

All summer--"

"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."

"Great idea though, thanks, Mom."

"Don't worry, ickle Ronniekins is safe with us."

"Never mind that, do you think he remembers what You-Know-Who looks like?"

"All right, keep your hair on."

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat."

"We got Potter! We got Potter!"

-At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march-(at the sorting ceremony; the school song)

-Harry had heard Fred and George Weasley complain about the school brooms, saying that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high, or always flew slightly to the left-

"Anyway, we've got to go, Lee Jordan reckons he's found a new secret passageway out of the school"

"Bet it's that one behind the statue of Gregory the Smarmy that we found in our first week."

"The big one."

"The one we've all been waiting for."

"We know Oliver's speech by heart, we were on the team last year."

"All right there, Harry?"

-The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrel around, bouncing off the back of his turban.-

"Merry Christmas!"

"Hey, look--Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!"

"Harry's is better than ours, though. She obviously makes more of a effort if you're not family."(referring to first Harry's Christmas sweater, then to Molly Weasley)

"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron? Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."

"You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid--we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"P for prefect! Get it on, Percy, come on, we're all wearing ours, even Harry got one."

-They frog-marched Percy from the room, his arms pinned to his side by his sweater.-

-...everyone felt too full and sleepy to do much before bed except sit and watch Percy chase Fred and George all over Gryffindor tower because they'd stolen his prefect badge.-(on Christmas night)

-He'd just gotten very angry with the Weasleys, who kept dive-bombing each other and pretending to fall off their brooms.-('He' is Oliver Wood)

"Snape's refereeing?"

"...I believe Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you. Madam Pomfrey, however, felt it might not be very hygienic, and confiscated it."-Professor Dumbledore

"I always hope they'll forget to give us these."-referring to the notes handed out at the end of the year warning students not to use magic outside of school