Mobius High School
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"HOLY SHIT!" the alarm clock always seems to catch me off guard. Probably because the last time I used it was 19 years ago, but that's no excuse for the leader of G.U.N. o nearly piss himself. Why am I having to wake up you ask? Well since you asked, I have to go to school. SCHOOL. Me, Commander Sigma, top chief of G.U.N., world renowned badass, has to go to school. It's not just me though, every Mobian has to go to some new school. Freaking Government decided we were too stupid or something. Jackasses. Now. Back to my morning.. "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DAMN NOISY ASSHOLE!" I screamed at the alarm clock, forgetting how to shut it off. The noise was driving me mad. "HOW DO I SHUT THIS LITTLE SHITHEAD UP?" Seeing no other way, i grabbed the lil' basterd and threw him against the wall. Gears, metal splinters, and plastic flew everywhere across my dull, gunmetal grey room. 'Finally...' I thought, loving the newfound peace. I thought back, remembering what time the clock HAD said. '6:37... WAIT! I'm half an hour past schedule!' I mentally cursed myself and quickly hurried into my clothes. Todays choice: Dark, forrest green t-shirt with eligible writing on it,blue jeans, a black jacket of some material, and my rocket skates. "Yeah.. Lookin' good in the neiborhood.." I spoke soft words of encouragement to myself, praying today would go smoothly. I dashed into the bathroom and brushed my teeth as fast as I could, nearly choking on the toothbrush. I spit the tooth paste and grabbed my backpack before quickly somersaulting out the door, just as the bus rolled up. 'Whew.. close call...' I mentally sighed, stepping on the yellow school bus. The driver was a female human. She had obviously not had much experience with Mobians before; she had a nervous look on my face and spoke softly as I stepped on. "S..Sigma The H..hedg...hog..?" She sputtered, and I nodded heavily towards her. As I looked down the bus, I realized something. 'I must have the first stop.. Damnit..' I thought. Having the first stop not only meant having to wake up the earliest, but it also meant I was the last to get off. The bus rolled forward for about 5 minutes until squeeling to a stop. The door opened and a tiger stepped on. "L..Lyla the Ti..Tiger..?" the bus driver stumbled once again. "Yes ma'am.." the tiger appearently named 'Lyla' spake. She walked back with grace and took the seat across from mine. She looked over at me and quickly looked back. I couldn't see what, but she had an erie 'dangerousness' to her. I can't quite describe it, but I felt like her and I would be great friends. Sometime during my pondering of the mysterious tiger, the bus had began moving again and suddenly jerked to a stop. I couldn't help but be thorwn forward and crashed my face into the seat. I recovered and looked to see who was getting on. I saw something incredible. A white YETI, yes yeti, had stepped up. He had yellow slash marks across his chest and had 2 tails. 'What the hell..?..' I thought as he got on. Now the bus driver had seemed frightend by Lyla and I, but she nearly shit herself seeing the yeti. "C..co..conner th..the Ye..Yeti...?" She stuttered, nearly histarical. "Please." The yeti spoke toughly, "just call me Hyper" The yeti walked down the isle and took the seat 2 behind me. The bus rolled on, and a multitude people got on. Among them were, Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Amy, Rouge, Curcuit, Aqua, Karma, Shadow, and Scourge. I could already tell that this year was going to be one hell of a year. A year I wouldn't want to miss for the world. Would I make new friends, enemies, or best-friends? Only one way to find out!