"Ruby ruby ruby ruby sho ho," I sang "Ruby ruby ruby ruby sho ho."
I heard my locker room door open and a voice say "You and your crappy music."
I turned and there stood my nemesis Ted DiBiase Jr. "What the hell are you doing here DiBiase?" I asked angrily.
"I need to talk to Phil about our match," he replied "Since he's your best friend I figured he'd be here."
"Well he's not, so you can go now."
He stepped closer to me and said "Don't be that way Roxie. What have I ever done to you?"
"You mean besides tormenting and pissing me off since my first day?"
He laughed and asked "Has it really been that long?"
"Yes" I replied.
He stepped closer to me, making me back up against the wall. He put his arms on either side of me and said "Most girls would kill to be you, to have any kind of attention from me."
"Yeah, well, I'd rather kill you" I snapped.
He smirked and moved his face closer to mine. "Or would you kill to have me?"
"I got it right the first time" I told him.
He laughed and said "Sure you did."
Just then my locker room door opened and I heard Phil say "What the hell is going on?"
Ted stepped away from me and said "I was just looking for you so we could run over our match."
"We know the match Ted."
"True."
"Then why are you here?"
He looked at me, smirked, then said "No reason. I'll see you in the ring."
He left the locker room and Phil came over to me. "You OK?" he asked.
"Fine," I replied "DiBiase just pissed me off again."
"He does that a lot."
"Yeah he does."
"Don't worry about him."
"I'm not."
"Good."
He kissed my forehead, then left the locker room.
Phil Brooks a.k.a. CM Punk has been my best friend since 7th grade and I don't know where I'd be now if not for him. He's the only person I've ever loved and he's the only person I trust. Too bad he's in love with his girlfriend Maria or I'd go for him.
I tried to imagine him when we first met, but all I saw was Ted's face. "Fuckin DiBiase" I mumbled.
I really hate that little rich prep.
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