It's not me, it's you

by Rioichi

This is a scene that was in New Moon that I changed and made funny. To the SERIOUS Bella fans, don't read because she's TOTALLY out of character and sort of repeating the "Edward Leaving" Thingy.

AN: The scene takes place in NEW MOON. If you have not yet read NEW MOON, do not take a step further. I mean it, Just stop reading. Now. Ok…………..now? Ok, now.