A/N:
The page mentioned in this story is linked on my profile. Even if you are familiar with Japanese music, please check it out before reading this story, so you stand on the same front as me for the references. If you don't, don't complain. This is my first FanFiction story, I just had fun with it. Such a boy might become an exercise series or a compilation of one shots. Please, read and review!
Disclaimer: As much as I wish I did, I do not own Glee.
Warning: Rated T for themes such as sexual orientation and overall teenage attitude. Just to be sure. ;P
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Kurt was laying on his bed, enjoying some music whilst surfing on Vogue dot com, thinking that a few of the models looked dead, when Finn came bursting down the stairs.
"Kurt! Kurt-kurt-kurt-kurt kurt. Kurt!"
"Hello, Finn Hudson. How many times have I told you that 3 cups of coffee in a row, even after football practice, can't be g―"
"I know, not good for me, that's why I only drank 2!" Finn smiled proudly and went on after Kurt sighed disapprovingly "I wanted to talk to you about something, though."
Kurt sat up and patted the space beside him, which Finn gladly took after kicking off his shoes to his side of the room. After a minute of silence and 30 seconds of staring at Finn, hoping to get the message trough, the smaller boy asked "So, what did you want to talk about?".That seemed to snap Finn out of his trance.
"Yeah, right!" He turned his head so he was facing Kurt "Last night, I was browsing the web, like anyone would, for new music and I came across this style called J-Rock. Even though I have absolutely no idea what they are signing about overall, the girls in the Visual Kei groups are quite attractive and the music is good!"
Kurt stifled a laugh "I still don't know why you are talking to me about Japanese music and, Finn, I know no Visual Kei group or band that include a girl."
"See, there was this web page I came across, I even bookmarked it in case it would be handy, it was a list of J-Rock Princesses! Don't go and tell me princesses aren't girls."
"Of course, princesses are girls. Would you show me that page? I'm curious." Kurt knew he had a way to greatly embarrass his stepbrother. He really didn't know any Visual groups including girls, but he did know some that had a princess.
Finn turned around, grabbed Kurt's laptop and typed J-Rock Princesses list in Google on a new tab. He then pointed to the first link, which had a little star beside it, he really had bookmarked it and Kurt laughed inwardly at that. The page listed 50 bands and their cross-dressing members. Finn looked at Kurt, a told-you-so look on his face. That look went away quite rapidly after the wiser boy clicked on a "load more items..." button, which the taller boy obviously hadn't seen the previous night. The description of the item 51 clearly stated that the two members were the ones who cross-dressed the more often. Were they cartoon, Finn's jaw would be on the floor.
Smiling cheerfully at his shocked room-mate, the small boy asked him to look cautiously at each picture and say aloud if he really thought they were all girls and wisely stated the obvious: none of them had breasts. At all.
"I can't believe I didn't.." the quarterback trailed off.
"I can't either. I mean, being mistaken is fine, but the manly leader of the McKinley High School football team, who dated the head of the cheerleaders and a girl with a pretty generous chest, failed to witness the lack of breasts for the addition of a dress? You even said they were attractive! Finn, are you in the closet? "The taller boy shook his head from side to side" Good! 'Cause I really don't feel like dealing with that right now. I'll agree that Bou and Toru Chang are cute and that Miyavi is hot, but couldn't you see the bone structure on― "
"Fine! I was mistaken, but I bet I wasn't the only one who thought that a girl who could work on a guitar like Miyavi could do wonders on―"
Kurt shook his head and sighed."No, you aren't the only one who thought he should be good with his hands elsewhere. I was disappointed when I found out he was straight... And married, with two kids."
"I never knew."
"I expected that of you, but there is one thing in my favor: a good proportion of them bat for my team!" Kurt concluded with a satisfied smile.
"I still don't get why they're called princesses, it's misleading! They dress like girls, grow their hair and they even put make-up on! I wonder how many guys got the Bangkok surprise because they didn't have a smart, gay stepbrother..."
"You are such a boy, Finn Hudson!"
Fin!
