Hey! I hope you'll like this. I got the idea from BookVampire's story about them being in preschool. So then I thought, well, what if they were the one's teaching it. Anywayz, hope u like it!

Ash: You forgot something!

Me: What?

Ash: do you own the Night World?

Me: Course not. But I do own you.

Ash: Since when?

Me: Since I'm the one with the power to write you out of this story.

Ash: oh, right. Just so were clear, LJ Smith owns everything in the Night World. Except me.

All of the soulmates stood outside the courtroom waiting for Ash to come out. Ash had gotten himself in trouble by spray painting "Ash is the best! And Eric's the worst!" on the Night World council of do gooders (or so he called them). The president of the council was one of Blaise's ex boyfriends,(vampire), so you can imagine how much he hated her. So instead of just punishing Ash, he wanted to punish all of the soul mates just to make Blaise mad. (I don't know how this makes sense, but lets just say it does :P)

Ash walked out of the courtroom and everyone ran towards him.

"What did they say?" they were all asking eagerly.

"Well…..on the plus side, we don't have to go to jail," he said, then quickly tried walking away.

Rashel grabbed his arm.

"Oh no you don't. Tell us what they said," she said, staring him in the eyes.

"Um, well, wehavetovolunte eratadaycarefor amonth," he said, at inhuman speed. Too bad for him, most of them were inhuman.

"What was that?" Mary-Lynette asked him.

All of the inhumans groaned.

"He says we have to volunteer at a daycare for a month," Keller said.

Mary-Lynette kicked him in the shins. Ash winced.

"How could you do this do us?" Mary-Lynette yelled at him.

"I hate kids!" Keller yelled.

"Hey! Don't blame me. Blame the girl with the psychotic ex!" he said, looking at Blaise.

"Well, everyone already hates you," Rashel said.

"Mary-Lynette?" Ash said weakly.

She gave him the hand.

"I can't stand to look at you right now," she said.

"I vote we all throw him into the river! Who's with me?" Quinn said.

Everyone cheered.

"Alright then. Get 'em!" Quinn shouted.

Everyone grabbed him before he could run. They all went to the nearest river, and threw him in.

"I'll get you for this!" he yelled, his fists in the air. Which made him bob under the water for a second. Everyone started laughing their heads off.

"Cannon ball!" Thierry shouted.

All the boys(and Rashel, Kestrel, and Keller) jumped into the water on top of Ash. Everyone was laughing, and screaming "This'll show him!", and there was Ash, gurgling "I'll, *gurgle*, get *gurgle*, you, *gurgle*, for, *gurgle*, this!"

ASH'S POV

We all walked out of the parking lot towards the bright, colorful, and cheerful building. Ha. Cheerful. That's exactly why there were a bunch of kids screaming like bloody murder. Well at least I had Mare. Ha. Again. She still gave me the hand every time I tried to talk to her. I longed for the days when I heard other words come from her lips besides "talk to the hand."

When we all walked inside, we were greeted by a girl who looked like she was 16.

"Thank God you're here. I can finally go home to get all of this glue out of my hair," she said.

"Are they bad kids?" Maggie asked.

"Leave while you can," she said then rushed out, the door swinging behind her.

Rashel punched me in the arm.

"Did I mention that I hate you?" she said.

"Plenty of times," I mumbled, rubbing my arm.

We all walked inside the daycare room, the room suddenly going quiet. Every single kid was sitting quietly on the floor.

"Hello! Welcome to our daycare!" a plump old woman exclaimed. "My name is Ms. Thomas. I'll be leaving, but Gertrude will be here to help," she pointed to an woman in her thirties, who looked like she was ready to bolt.

Ms. Thomas scurried out of the room. Smart woman. The second she got out the door, all of the kids starting screaming, arguing and fighting. Gertrude went to get past me to get out the door. I grabbed her arm.

"Where do you think your going?" I asked her.

"Out," she said, as if it were obvious. Well, I had to admit, it was.

"No way. You have to help us," I said.

"Good luck," she said, running out the back door.

"I want juice!" a kid yelled at me.

"Get it yourself," I said.

"No! You. Get. Me. Juice!" the kid yelled again.

"What's your name?" I asked the kid.

"Todd," he said, pouting.

"Well Todd, listen. I'll get you a juice, if you squirt some on that boy over there," I said pointing to Eric. Hey, I might as well get some fun out of this.

"Okay," he said.

He showed me where the juice was, and I got some for him.

"Ash! Help me right now!" Mare yelled.

"Talk to the hand, girl. Talk to the hand," I said, imitating her voice. She glowered at me. Tough love.

I watched Todd walk over to Eric. He pulled on his pant leg.

"What do you want?" Eric asked him.

"I wanna twell you a secret," he said in a cute little voice. If he were fifteen years older, we could be good friends.

Eric bent down to his level. Perfect. Then Todd told him to come closer then…..he squirted a bunch of juice into Eric's hair. Todd ran away sipping his juice box. I gave him a high five.

"AAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!" Eric yelled.

I doubled over laughing. I could learn to like daycare.

"WHO DID THIS?" he yelled in Todd's face. He pointed at me. Forget the friendship thing. I hated that kid.

He began stalking towards me. And me? I just couldn't stop laughing.

So what did you think? Tell me all that in a review! Please. I wanna know if this story is worth writing. If I don't have any reviews, then I won't continue. Plain and simple. So PRESS THAT BUTTON! For Ash's sake. He says he'll love you if you review. No joke. J