Summery: One whacked out web sight. Two bored teenage girls. A ton of pixie
dust. This is recipe for havoc.
Disclaimer: If I owned Hook why would I be writing this? And no I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh either.
AN: This is an idea a friend and I cooked up when we were really bored. Oh some of the lines are taken from real life conversations.
Shove it Up Their Ass and Fire
By Daggerpoint and Ammerice
Once upon a time along time ago, in a far away kingdom. Wait. What the fuck am I saying? Actually it started in two places, a small house in New Hampshire, and a stifling all-girls boarding school in Connecticut. In these places were no princess in distress. No all there was were two extremely bored, not to mention hyper, teenage girls, who were talking on the phone.
"I'm bored," said Terry.
"Me too," Kit answered. "Wait I've got an idea! Let's go to Hell!"
"Absolutely not. I haven't got the smell of sulfur out of my hair from last time."
"Oh," Kit responded in a small voice. She was quiet for am moment. Then she pulled out her Yu-Gi-Oh deck. "Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon!" She squealed.
Terry groaned. "You and those blasted cards. I never should have gotten you that damn starter set for your birthday."
Kit just giggled. "So how's the school treating you?" She asked changing the subject.
"Well let's see I have college apps, college essays, an English essay, and other homework to do, but no I'm not doing it. In other words school sucks, but hey when has it ever not sucked?"
"Um. Never?"
"Good answer."
"So did you get busted for our last little venture into Hell?" Kit inquired.
"Nope, but my dorm director still can't figure out where the smell of sulfur is coming from."
Kit could hear the grin in Terry's voice. "Well I guess Hell's out. Where shall we go then? Red-Eyes Black Dragon," Kit screeched jumping off the couch, phone and deck still in hand, forgetting about her question.
On her end of the line Terry just grimaced. "Well I haven't got a clue where we should go this time," she stated steering the conversation back on to it's previous track. "Oh well I'm going on-line."
Things were quiet on the line for a while. The only breaks where the occasional random comments; "Ryu-Ran", "Stupid computer," "Baby dragon!," and "Fucking school." Until. "Hmm. PixieDust.com this looks interesting."
"What does?" Kit asked, having been aroused from her Yu-Gi-Oh trance.
"Oh this sight PixieDust.com. Get on and check it out."
"KK. Give me a moment." Silence again reigned, as Kit pulled up the appropriate window. "Oh! Pretty colors!" Kit exclaimed as she opened the sight.
The two bantered back and forth as they explored the sight. It was full of pictures of mystical beings, which where badly faked, and "real life accounts" of contact with fairies, goblins, ghouls, and all other sorts of magical beings.
"Hey look at this!" Kit exclaimed.
"What?"
"On the front page."
"Ok." Terry went back to the home page. "Hey I never noticed that link!"
The link was a small blue button that said "Get Your Free Pixie Dust here!".
"Should we click on it?" Kit wondered.
Terry shrugged, knowing Kit could not see it. "Why not? It says it's free, but then again nothing is really free."
"No, no, no! No Economics. Not now."
"Ok. So who's going click on it?"
"Me! Me! Me!" Kit was hopping up and down. Terry could here it through the phone.
"Fine. It's your funeral."
Kit just squealed. Then both were silent as Kit clicked the link.
"Hey! Doesn't work"
"Wait let me try." Terry clicked the link. "Yeah. It's broke."
As the words left her mouth, something strange began to happen on both ends. Both screens began flickering gold, and before they knew it, Kit and Terry were each being sucked into whirling portal of swirling gold and blue glitter.
"What the HELL?" was the last thing that was heard on both ends, before the phones went dead and the rooms stood eerily silent and empty.
Disclaimer: If I owned Hook why would I be writing this? And no I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh either.
AN: This is an idea a friend and I cooked up when we were really bored. Oh some of the lines are taken from real life conversations.
Shove it Up Their Ass and Fire
By Daggerpoint and Ammerice
Once upon a time along time ago, in a far away kingdom. Wait. What the fuck am I saying? Actually it started in two places, a small house in New Hampshire, and a stifling all-girls boarding school in Connecticut. In these places were no princess in distress. No all there was were two extremely bored, not to mention hyper, teenage girls, who were talking on the phone.
"I'm bored," said Terry.
"Me too," Kit answered. "Wait I've got an idea! Let's go to Hell!"
"Absolutely not. I haven't got the smell of sulfur out of my hair from last time."
"Oh," Kit responded in a small voice. She was quiet for am moment. Then she pulled out her Yu-Gi-Oh deck. "Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon!" She squealed.
Terry groaned. "You and those blasted cards. I never should have gotten you that damn starter set for your birthday."
Kit just giggled. "So how's the school treating you?" She asked changing the subject.
"Well let's see I have college apps, college essays, an English essay, and other homework to do, but no I'm not doing it. In other words school sucks, but hey when has it ever not sucked?"
"Um. Never?"
"Good answer."
"So did you get busted for our last little venture into Hell?" Kit inquired.
"Nope, but my dorm director still can't figure out where the smell of sulfur is coming from."
Kit could hear the grin in Terry's voice. "Well I guess Hell's out. Where shall we go then? Red-Eyes Black Dragon," Kit screeched jumping off the couch, phone and deck still in hand, forgetting about her question.
On her end of the line Terry just grimaced. "Well I haven't got a clue where we should go this time," she stated steering the conversation back on to it's previous track. "Oh well I'm going on-line."
Things were quiet on the line for a while. The only breaks where the occasional random comments; "Ryu-Ran", "Stupid computer," "Baby dragon!," and "Fucking school." Until. "Hmm. PixieDust.com this looks interesting."
"What does?" Kit asked, having been aroused from her Yu-Gi-Oh trance.
"Oh this sight PixieDust.com. Get on and check it out."
"KK. Give me a moment." Silence again reigned, as Kit pulled up the appropriate window. "Oh! Pretty colors!" Kit exclaimed as she opened the sight.
The two bantered back and forth as they explored the sight. It was full of pictures of mystical beings, which where badly faked, and "real life accounts" of contact with fairies, goblins, ghouls, and all other sorts of magical beings.
"Hey look at this!" Kit exclaimed.
"What?"
"On the front page."
"Ok." Terry went back to the home page. "Hey I never noticed that link!"
The link was a small blue button that said "Get Your Free Pixie Dust here!".
"Should we click on it?" Kit wondered.
Terry shrugged, knowing Kit could not see it. "Why not? It says it's free, but then again nothing is really free."
"No, no, no! No Economics. Not now."
"Ok. So who's going click on it?"
"Me! Me! Me!" Kit was hopping up and down. Terry could here it through the phone.
"Fine. It's your funeral."
Kit just squealed. Then both were silent as Kit clicked the link.
"Hey! Doesn't work"
"Wait let me try." Terry clicked the link. "Yeah. It's broke."
As the words left her mouth, something strange began to happen on both ends. Both screens began flickering gold, and before they knew it, Kit and Terry were each being sucked into whirling portal of swirling gold and blue glitter.
"What the HELL?" was the last thing that was heard on both ends, before the phones went dead and the rooms stood eerily silent and empty.