Here is my fist Neji/Tenten fanfic!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… if I did, Tenten would get so much more screen time and there would be a whole episode dedicated to her where everyone is like dying and she comes and saves everyone's asses and then they will change the show from "Naruto" to "Tenten" and… ok, I think I'm getting a little ahead of myself here…
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Tenten shrieked with all her force, while jumping into Shino
Aburame's arms. Shino was looking a bit shocked, half because Tenten was in his arms
and half because of what had scared her.
Neji glared at Shino, but he had to feel a hint of curiosity to.
"You're scared of ladybugs?" he asked, with a hint of amusement in his voice.
Tenten whimpered softly into Shino's coat as an answer.
"Uh, it's ok to let go now… I could just send the bug away you know," he said, still a
little bewildered.
"No, no! It'll come back for me!" she wailed.
Now this was more than just a little fear. This was more like a dread or horror.
"Tenten." Now Neji's voice was grave. "Shinobi aren't usually supposed to be afraid of
such little things."
"But they're so scary!"
"Hn. We'll talk about this later. Now, why did you come for us Shino?"
"Hinata wanted to see you, Tenten. She's sick and needs you to do something for her."
"Alright." Tenten said, regaining her composure and jumping out of Shino's arms.
Neji gave Shino one last glare and walked towards the Hyuuga compound with Tenten.
Tenten was back to her normal self now, humming under her breath… wait… humming?
Tenten NEVER hummed… and what was this she was humming… sounded familiar, he
just couldn't place it…
'I want to be the very best, like no one ever was,
to catch them all is my real test, to train them is my cause…'
She was humming the Pokemon theme song lyrics?!? Ok, something was definitely up,
first the ladybug and now this!
What started with humming was now a full force singing. Neji stopped and stared at \
Tenten, while she continued screaming out the lyrics of the song. When she was gone,
she began giggling madly… it was starting to creep Neji out. Had she been drinking?
"Tenten are you drinking?" he asked.
"Of course not, why would you say that, Neji?" she said, while hopping on one foot
around him.
"Because you're acting…weird."
"Isn't life weird?"
Ok, this was getting freaky.
And when she pulled out a magically appearing Inuyasha-type sword (A/N I don't own
Inuyasha either…) and began cutting down every little thing in sight was when Neji knew
this had to stop.
"Tenten!" he said, trying to grab a hold of her without getting his head cut off (which was
proving to be difficult), "What's wrong with you?!?"
Tenten was laughing hysterically by now.
"It's-it's-it's those ladybugs!!! I told you they were out to get me!" she said between
laughs.
'What is she talking about?' Neji thought.
"I'm allergic!"
Neji stopped whatever he was doing (trying to keep his head on) and stared at Tenten,
who was still giggling.
"Allergic?"
"Ya!!!! When I'm around ladybugs they set off this kind of smell that my brain reacts
really badly to! It's as if I'm high! Or hyper times a 100, no, hyper times A MILLION, or
even better, hyper times-"
"Ok, ok, I get it. Is there an antidote?"
Tenten nodded and began jumping around again.
"Well? What is it?"
"I don't know! Tsunade has it!"
Neji hned and gestured her to follow him. She did, but not before breaking into another
song. This time it was "I'm a little teapot". Oh God, the humiliation as he walked through
town, with her following right behind him. She was going to pay after this.
"WAIT!" she hollered suddenly, stopping in her tracks.
"What is it now?"
"We forgot about Hinata!"
Uh oh… Tenten high and Neji pissed and Hinata sick… this is gonna get weird…
By the way, I'm actually terrified of ladybugs to not allergic, just terrified…