Death Busters-Loving Audience: *cheers*
Senshi-Loving Audience: *boos*
Cyprine: Ribbon Buster! *toasts a Senshi Lover* Now let's have some peace!
Ptilol: *sits down in her red chair and fiddles with her papers* Today's fight is a real treat!
Cyprine: IS IT REALLY?! *grins happily and looks at her papers* Oh. Eudial v.s. Sailor Mars. Whoop de do. *sits down in her blue chair*
Ptilol: *coughs* Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now, from the Senshi side, Saaaaaaaaaaaailor Maaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss!
Mars: *walks in with "Fire Soul Bird in Love" playing in the background* Hey all! *points to a Death Busters audience member* Get bent!
Cyprine: Aaaaaaaaand, from the Death Busters side, Eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuudiialllllll!
Eudial: *walks in with "Little Old Lady From Pasadena" playing in the background* Okay, who picked that music?
Mimete: *looks innocent, hides a Jan & Dean CD case behind her back*
Cyprine: Aaaaaaaand now, ladies and gentlemen...
Ptilol: Llllllllllllet's get ready to rrrrrrrrruuuuuumbllllllllleeee!
Bell: Dong!
Eudial: *whips out her Fire Buster Gun* Fiahhh...
Mars: *points her fingers* Fiahhhh...
Eudial: Bustaaaaah!
Mars: Soooulllll!
Cyprine: And the two fire attacks are released at the same time...meet in the centre...and...
Ptilol: Dear Lord! The mixture of the two forms of flames causes the whole damn arena to spontanaeously combust!
Sailor Mercury: Shine Aqua Illusion!
Sailor Neptune: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Submerg-ey!
Cyprine: o.o And the fire is put out.
Ptilol: As the smoke clears, we see...Eudial bonking Mars on the head with her gun.
Eudial: Take that! And that! And that! This is for having better hair than me! This is for getting a much nicer pleated skirt!
Mars: Ow! Ow! Ow! [BEEP!] it stop! Ow! Ow! [BEEP!]
Referee: *blows his whistle*
Eudial: *keeps on bonking*
Referee: *blows his whistle until he turns blue and faints*
Eudial: Okay, I'm done.
Cyprine: What's this? Eudial is...running out of the arena!
Ptilol: Mars struggles to get up, and nurses a king-size bump on her head. She consults her coach, Dubbed Luna.
Dubbed Luna: Use the fohse, Sail-or Mahs.
Mars: The force? What the hell is the force?
Luna: I doun't knoew. Just fight your [beeping] heart out.
Cyprine: The Referee is scratching his head and wondering if Eudial is conseding defeat.
Ptilol: What's this? A strange little door starts opening in the arena...almost like a garage door!
Eudial's Car: Vroom, baby, vroom.
Eudial: Bwahahahahahahaha! You're mine now, Sailor Mars!
Mars: O_O
Eudial's Car: Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom, baby!
Mars: *screams* *crunch*
Cyprine: ....
Ptilol: ....
Audience: ....
Mars: *...gag*
Eudial: *cackles*
Cyprine: Ladies and gentlemen, Sailor Mars has been killed...by Eudial's car. And the ref is allowing it. This is just SAD.
Ptilol: Here come the Friendly Neighborhood Undertakers to collect Mars.
Friendly Neighborhood Undertakers: *carry Mars away*
Eudial: *gets out of the car and walks over to a certain part of the arena...people wearing No Mars Club t-shirts* You got the money?
President: Sure do! *hands Eudial a couple million yen*
Eudial: Whoo hoo! *gets into her car and drives away*
Car: Vroom, babay. Groovy, vroom vroom!
Cyprine: Well...as some people are exiting the arena, I guess it's safe to say that this fight has ended.
Ptilol: Just in time, too. I've got a date with Tiger Eye.
Cyprine: Funny, I've got one with him too...¬.¬
Ptilol: *sweatdrops* Goodnight, minna!