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"Jerry! Please let me cook the food!," Allen pleaded as walked into the kitchen.

"No, who do you think I am, Santa?" Jerry pratically spit all over Allen's face. "If you really want to work here, you atleast need a recipe."

"Don't worry, Timcampi is a gourmet golem!" Timcanpi spat out a chicken heart.

"Okay, okay. You get the job. But first, tell me what that is," Jerry demanded as he pointed at the red bag of lumps.

"Oh, this? These are just raw chicken hearts!" Allen laughed as he grabbed one and stuffed it itno his mouth.

"That's just disgusting..." Jerry's face turned green as the exorcist munched on his little 'snack'. "What's with all of this sugar though?" He was pointing at atleast six big bags of sugar.

Allen walked over, and nodded, "Timcanpi just loves sugar. Can't get enough of it. Absolutely needs it. Can't live with-"

"RAWR, ENOUGH!" We get the point!" Jerry fumed. He sighed as he placed his hand on his forehead, "Fine, you got the job."

Allen pranced around the kitchen, now in an apron. "Okay Timcanpi, what're the ingredients?" Timcanpi barfed up a recipe.

Kanda glanced at the clock. Breakfast. He got in line, "Excuse me-" Kanda stopped as he watched Allen holding down Timcanpi, trying to shove a chicken heart into his mouth.

"Oh, sorry," Allen got up and walked to the front, "What do you feel like having?" Timcanpi flew up and spat the chicken heart at Kanda's face.

"Just soba..." Kanda felt like exploding, as he wiped off the slobbery chicken heart from his face.

Lavi took a seat next to Kanda, "You really need to socialize more." Lavi was just about to eat when something wet hit his head. Feeling his head, he turned to see Timcanpi grinning.

"Timcanpi, I know you'll eventually come to love chicken hearts!" Lavi looked to see Allen chasing Timcanpi with a bag of raw chicken hearts.

As he finished his meal, a thought ran into his head, 'Somethings different about this...' He ran into the now empty kitchen and saw lots of empty sugar bags.

"Lavi, come join the hyper-side, it has chicken hearts!" Allen stretched his hand with the bag of chicken hearts towards Lavi.

"You're the only one who likes them!" Kanda growled as he hit Allen across the head. "What people now-a-days like are home-made Hobbo-Flakes."

"What are Hobbo-Flakes? Why did you even bother making them? Lavi questioned, when all of a sudden, he felt the urge to play with Elmo and Barney.

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