Dear Diary (I think that's what you say),
Watari says I don't express myself enough. I have previously explained to him before that I am the world's three greatest detectives, and that there is no need for me to express myself, seeing as that is enough expression. Of course, he didn't listen to me and instead simply handed me an empty book with a latch. I stared up at him for an answer, and he looked at me demandingly saying three words. "It's a diary." He obviously wanted me to use it... wonderful. Note that I used the word, 'demandingly' several sentences back. Watari is a butler and a friend to me. He does not ask for much. Actually, he does not ask for anything. However, he's a sixty-something-year-old sniper. Therefore, I do not think it wise to argue.
So, that brings me to my current situation, where I am now supposed to write the events of my day. I do not find this necessary at all, but Watari insists. I suppose I owe it to him, however, I am not sure how this is helping him. He said something about me needing to have hobbies to fully understand all of the aspects of life, how that makes sense I do not know.
I suppose that is all that happened today.
Sincerely, Ryuzaki.