A/N: hehe, this is going to be one of those really random fanfictions in which the author and friends somehow manage to get into the book and screw things up terribly! ENTER AT OWN RISK!! WILL INCLUDE: Bella, Alice, and Rosalie imploding, Jacob imploding, cannon pairings getting majorly screwed up, and Leah, in all her stupidness, getting hit by a convenient train! This includes: me, My friend Geda, my other friend Katie, and my mom.
Chapter one: I didn't think this was possible.
Alexa: No! I don't want to leave, yet!
Mom: It's time to go. Now.
Alexa: But me and Katie were just getting started ranting about how stupid Jacob Black is! It's not fair!
Katie: Yeah, and how perverted he is, and how he needs a life BESIDES Bella, and-
Alexa: Katie! Breathe!
Katie: Hehehe…sorry
Geda: runs up, full of sugar and caffeine Hey! Hey! Hey! Look at this!
Pulls out Twilight book, sets it on the floor, takes a deep breath, and jumps
Katie: Holy-
Alexa: No way!
Geda: gets sucked through warp/flume thing and into Twilight
Geda: (Calls out from book) Guys, you have to try this! Just jump!
Alexa: Aw, what the heck. Jumps into book
Katie: Hey! Wait for me! Jumps into book
Mom: Aw, I may as well go, to. Jumps into book
All fall into the meadow scene in Twilight
Edward: Exactly, you are my – Who the hell are you!?
Katie & Alexa: Scream like little girls and jump on Edward
Bella: growls Hey! Get off my man!
Katie & Alexa: Ignore her
Bella: GET. OFF. MY. MAN.
Katie & Alexa: Ignore her
Bella: Gets pissed and her head explodes
Alexa: Kicks Katie off Edward, and does the spread-eagle guarding thing MINE!
Katie: is sad
Alexa: Tell you what: If I can have Edward, you can have any of the other characters, after we make their girl's head explode. Deal?
Katie: Oh! Oh! Oh! Can I have Emmett?!
Geda: Sure, as soon as we make Rosalie's head explode!
Katie: Yays!
Edward: Is Bella…dead?
Geda: Yep!
Edward: NOOOO! Is Suicidal
Alexa: Hey! Cool it! I'm the new Bella! Up shut and deal!
Edward: Gulps O-ok
Alexa: Geda, who do you want?
Geda: Erm…well…I don't really hate Jacob Black…so…
Katie: Oh, no…
Geda: So I'm going to go see if he will imprint on me! Skips off to find Jacob
Alexa: He's not a werewolf yet, idiot!
Geda: Oh, right…I knew that…
Katie: Yeah, sure. Takes out New Moon and flips to page where Jake is all wolfie
Geda: Yays! Jumps into book
Katie: I'm off to find Em, and Rose and screw up cannon pairings! Jumps into book
Alexa: We'll be right behind you! Jumps into book and pulls Edward with her
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AN: Well? Whatd' ya think!?