by: Hello, I am Sebastian Michaelis, demon of the devil, and the Phantomhive butler. Also...Castiel's roommate.
Cas: Yes, unfortunately his roommate...Ciel has kicked Sebastian out of the mansion and I've fell out of heaven.
Sebby: *snickers* He wasnt good enough for 'God.'
Cas: I was Good enough! It hurt by the way falling out of heaven thank you very much! I was here to watch over Dean Winchester! Look at you Mr. low life demon serving a boy for his soul.
Sebby: How dare you! Its very interesting watching the young master! By the way do you turn into a woman too?
Cas: Your "watching" the boy alright...I have no true gender! But yes. ..I can grow breasts at any time I please..
Sebby: *facepalms* They're all the same. Dear satan.
Cas: What do you mean we're all the same! Demons, so immature! What of you! Demons posses their hosts without their knowledge or consent!
Sebby: SHUT UP YOU DAMN ANGEL HE DOESNT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Cas: YOU KNOW WHAT?!
Sebby: WHAT?!
Cas: I want...pie.
Sebby: GO GET YOUR OWN PIE WORTHLESS ANGEL!
Cas: But Sebastian! I cant touch the oven ...remember what happened last time? That poor oven...
Sebby: YOU RAPED THE OVEN!
Cas: IS THAT ALL YOU EVER KEEP YOUR MIND TO?! SEXUAL ACTIVITIES? If you have any erections please take them outside!
Sebby: HOW DARE YOU WRETCHED ANGEL! *slaps cas*
Cas: NO I DID NOT CASTIEL- *shocked* Did you just...
Sebby: *stays silent*
Cas: *Grabs arms and throws on table*
Sebby: OW WHAT THE FUCK, CAS?!
Cas: Oh look the table broke again...*attempts to leave*
Cas: Ouch *peels self off wall*
Sebby: *chuckles* useless...
Cas: I need to buy another table Sebby.
Sebby: W...what did you just call me assbutt?!
Cas: WHATS WRONG SEBBY DONT LIKE PIE IN YOUR HOLE?!
Sebby: Y...You just...YOU MOTHER*BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP*
Cas: OH HECK NO! YOU DID NOT JUST CENSOR ME!
Sebby: I JUST DID *BLEEP*
Cas: YOU *BEEP* I *BEEP* YOU *BEEPING*
Thank you all for reading thia little arguememt between angel and demon! If you enjoyed reading this please review & comment. If you have an idea for what they should argue about next, leave a comment below. share this with your friends and random people you know! And yes this is a crossover of the t.v show Supernatural and the anime Black Butler.