Alright, I need to blow off a little steam by doing something Star Wars-ish (My fav. Movie series!) So, I thought I might do a parody, mixing my favorite TV show with my favorite Movie(s). This is a Force Unleashed/ Regular Show Story. Here's the casting:
Mordecai as Starkiller
Margaret as Juno Eclipse
Rigby as PROXY
Benson as Darth Vader
Mr. Mallard as The Emperor
Skips as General Kota
Muscleman as Senator Garm-Bell Iblis
CJ as Princess Leia
Don as Senator Organa
Eileen as Mon Mothma
Susan (Benson Be Gone) as Shaak Ti
(I'm using anyone now) Starla as Maris Brood
Am I forgetting anyone? If I am, tell me, for later chapters, with a suggestion for which Regular Show character should play him/her.
Oh, wait! Future Mordecai as Starkiller's Father
POV: Mordekiller
"Pooh… Pahh"he breathes.
"Arise, my apprentice." My master tells me. I do as I am told, because, as he's taught me, even disobeying one measly order can cost you your life.
I'm… well, I don't know my real name. My master, the greatest Sith Lord in the galaxy (also my father), Darth Benson, a gumball machine, told me he saved me from slaughter by a Jedi Knight at a very young age. I've been training hard, killing every Jedi The Empire finds. But, alas, Darth Benson's superiors can't even know of me and my valiant acts, because I am training to fight and defeat my Master's Master, known only as The Emperor.
He calls me Mordekiller. I'm a blue jay, a Sith in training.
I wear black, tattered training gear. My lightsaber, weapon of the Jedi and Sith alike, is blood red, not because of the crystal color, but because of the fact it's stained in my enemy's blood.
"At last, the dark side is your ally." He tells me, deactivating his saber. Darth Benson wears a black suit, built for keeping himself alive. He was badly injured in a fight with a Jedi and his former master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. The energy beam shrinks down into the black hilt.
"You are ready for your first true test." He continues.
I realize what this means. "Your spies have located a Jedi?" I ask.
"Yes. Master Skips Kota. He is attacking a critical Imperial shipyard over Nar-Shadda." He pauses.
"Bring me his lightsaber, and you will be one step closer to your destiny." He finishes.
And with that, I begin to exit the bridge.
"Mordekiller." He says.
I turn to face my mentor before walking out.
"The Emperor cannot discover you. Kill everyone aboard, storm troopers and Kota's Militia alike." He tells me.
He's told me this plenty of times before, but I know not to defy him.
I nod, and walk out the door.