Lemme explain. Me and this one kid who doesn't have an account here decided to wrote fanfic drabbles about random uta no prince sama ships using random prompts from cards of humanity. I'm very sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so very very sorry.
Prompt Card: Daddy, why is mommy crying?
Answer: Spectacular abs
Ship: Kurusu Syo x Shinomiya Natsuki
Author: Sophie (account owner)
It was one in the afternoon, and Syo and Natsuki were still in bed. Syo groaned as Satsuki smiled, slowly tracing kisses down his chest.
"Satsukiiiiii," Syo protested between moans.
"Yes my little strawberry milkshake fairy?" Satsuki smirked as he leaned back, his elbows on either side of Syo.
"Don't you think it's about time we went downstairs? Our little girl Haruka must be bored by now..."
"Aren't you the one who pulled me into bed?" Satsuki replied with a grin before he began kissing Syo's jawline.
"Well yeah, but that was...two hours ago," replied Syo, having trouble keeping focus.
"It's only been about an hour for me," Satusuki said with a pouty face, "the glasses were on half the time."
"I know, but I only put on episode four of Free! for Haruka...it must be...over..." he began while Satsuki twirled his hair in his fingers and smiled, their lips inches away from each other. Syo started to forget why he wanted to leave in the first place.
"Come on, ten more minutes?" Satsuki whispered in Syo's ear, "I'll make it worth it."
"Five can't hurt..." Syo trailed off, drowning in Satsuki's kisses. They were so enveloped in each other that they didn't hear the door creak open, the pit pat of little feet. They only looked up when a small squeak escaped the young girl's mouth. Satsuki began to laugh as Syo frantically searched for the glasses between the sheets. As soon as he found them, Syo threw the glasses on Satsuki's face. Natsuki sat there speechless for a moment, looking from his naked self to Syo's dumbfounded expression to his daughter's look of horror before breaking down in tears. The little girl cocked her head with a worried look.
"Daddy, why is mommy crying?" she asked. Syo didn't know what to say at the moment. Then the situation hit him full blast, and all he could do was laugh. He laughed and laughed before he finely composed himself enough to speak.
"Mommy just couldn't take the sight of daddy's spectacular abs, that's all. Why don't you go watch some Shingeki no Kyokin or something Haruka? We'll come downstairs in a minute."
Still looking a bit confused, the girl said, "Okay," before running out of the room. Natsuki had calmed down now, his head in his hands.
"Our baby has lost her innocence!" He cried. Syo patted his back comfortingly.
"Come on now Natsuki. We knew this would happen someday soon. She's best friends with Ren's son after all."
Coming up next time:
Prompt Card: _; kid-tested, mother approved
Answer: Passive-aggressive Post-it notes
Ship: Hijirikawa Masato x Jinguji Ren
Author: Madison (gaylord)