Kayla sat at her computer desk reading random HongIce fanfiction when a pop-up ad came up. Now normally Kayla despised Pop-ups and got rid of them as soon as they came up but this one caught her attention. It had a Chibi!Romano pouting on it next to flashing words that said 'Free Hetalia Units! Just fill out this survey and your details to get your Hetalia Unit today!' Now the thing about this ad that really caught her was the word 'Free' and of course the pouting Chibi!Romano . She had absolutely no idea what a Unit was but it was free! And it was Hetalia! What could be better! So she clicked on the link without another thought. The survey was fairly easy, just questions like 'Who is your favourite character?' (Prussia) and 'Do you have an irrational hatred of anyone?'(Turkey). Once she was done with that she filled in her name, home address and email address and clicked submit. Then another little question popped up on her screen. 'Would you prefer a Chibi! Or a Full-size? Check one' she thought for a second. A cute Chibi or a (hopefully) sexy adult? She glanced back at the pouting Chibi on the screen and made up her mind. She clicked 'Chibi'. A note came up informing her that her Unit would arrive in 3-4 working days. She closed the tab and went back to her por-er fan fiction….

3-4 working days later she was sitting on the couch watching T.V when the doorbell rang. She stood up and went to answer it, frowning slightly.

"This better not be another door-to-door salesman" She mumbled opening the door. There stood a short guy with green eyes and oddly curled hair like ram horns on either side of his head. There was a large box behind him.

"You Kayla Gedye?" he asked. Kayla nodded and he handed her a clipboard "Please sign here for your Hetalia Unit"

"Oh yay!" She exclaimed "I forgot that was coming" She scrawled her messy signature and the guy passed her a manual.

"Here is the user's manual, don't lose it" He warned before wheeling the box into her lounge with one of those wheely-box-carry-thingys. He tipped his hat to her before letting himself out. Kayla glanced at the manual and saw 'MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual' she grinned.

"Sweet! I got Canada!" She said happily "but wait…Didn't I order a Chibi? Oh well, who cares" She shrugged and tossed the manual over her shoulder, not bothering to read it and turned to the crate. "I still don't know what a Unit is though…Maybe it's like a plushie?" She dragged over a stool and stood up on top of it to open the crate (She's really short okay?!). Prying open the lid she peered down into the crate to see something curled up in the corner, reaching down her fingers brushed against something silky and soft but she couldn't get a grip on it, frowning she tried again but only resulted in tipping the box over, sending both herself and the crate tumbling to the floor. As she sat up, rubbing her head a surprised squeak came from the box, followed by a whimper and then full blown crying. Kayla peered into the box again to see a blonde toddler wailing inside it, clutching what appeared to be a polar bear cub. Kayla gingerly lifted up the weeping toddler and took a closer look at him.

"Canada?"

"O-Oui c'est moi Kanata" He sniffled. Kayla's eyes widened.

"Why are you a baby?" She asked. He just titled his head and looked confused.

"Je ne comprends pas."

"What?"

"Je ne comprends pas!"

"Why are you speaking French?!" At this Canada climbed off Kayla's lap and retrieved his User Manual which he handed to her. She flipped through it looking for an explanation and groaned dramatically when she found it. 'Problem: You opened your box and found, instead of a regular MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit, a tiny little thing who speaks only in French. The KUMAJIRO unit is also cub-sized. Solution: Whoopsie! We've done gone and sent you a MATHIEU BONNEFOIS unit - basically the younger version of MATTHEW WILLIAMS, when he still lived with FRANCIS BONNEFOIS. If you don't want this smaller version, just ship him right back and we'll send you a MATTHEW WILLIAMS instead.' She looked back at the tiny Unit who was currently trying to pull a red hoodie over his head and cursing in French when he couldn't. Sighing she helped him and was rewarded with a cute grin when it was on properly.

"Merci Mademoiselle" he squeaked, she smiled and ruffled his hair.

"No problem kiddo" she replied (hey she knows a little French!).Canada blinked up at her thoughtfully.

"Excusez-moi" He said softly before crawling back into his crate and returning a moment later with a shape-less mass of white cloth that he handed to her proudly. She held it up to get a better look and saw that it was a large white hoodie with a red maple leaf on it. She smiled and put it on since he was looked at her so hopefully.

"M-Merci Canada" She said, trying to remember what little French she knew. He gave her a big grin.

"Il n'y a pas de quoi" he replied happily. She sighed and pulled him into her lap. She was only 23! How was she supposed to take care of a baby? She could barely take care of herself! Not to mention the language barrier! But looking down at him she supposed she could give it a try….and if it didn't work out…No. Don't think about that. She told herself; just concentrate on here and now. Leaning down, she kissed Canada gently on the top of his head and was rewarded with him wrapping his little arms around her neck and kissing her cheek in return. Yea…This could work…

So? What do you guys think? This is based off 'Est. 1995' s Hetalia User Manuals which I have been obsessed with recently and I thought I'd give my own Unit-Fic a shot. Should I continue it? Review and let me know! Reviews are the key to excellent (and quick) updates! Flames shall be used to make S'mores! Darky out!