Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from YYH...I only own Ash and Yuki

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"ASH! YUKI!" Koenma's voice rang through the castle.

Two girls clutched their hands over each other's mouths, keeping the other quiet. They were turning red in the face from trying to surpress their laughter. They were curled up in a storage closest in a big box, trying to avoid Koenma's rath.

Meanwhile a fumming baby, who now had a pink mustache and hair to match, was yelling at his blue haired assistant. "GET ME YUSUKE!"

"Yes sir! But may I ask what good that will do?" Botan inquirred.

"NO YOU MAY NOT! NOW GOOO!" Koenma's face was beat red, going quite well with his mustache and hair.

Botan nodded and quickly flew off to find the teen hero and his friends.

The two girls tumbled out of their box. Standing up they brushed themselves off.

"Well that was fun!" The shortest one exclaimed. She had spiky blonde hair with her long bangs brushed over one of her crimson red eyes.

"Yup! Now what chaos should we cause?" The other asked. She had curly light brown hair that only went down to her chin and feirce yellow cat eyes.

The short one shrugged. "Not a clue Yuuku. Not a clue."

Yuuku 'hm'ed' and went into a thinking pose.

"Don't think too hard now, or you'll hurt yourself."

Yuuku glared at her friend, who was grinning evily. "Shut up Okashii, just shut up."

Okashii chuckled evily. Suddenly her ears twitched. "Someone's coming!"

"Quick! Hide!" Yuuku dived into a box that was laying on its side and closed herself in.

Okashii looked around frantically for a hiding spot. She spotted one, a bucket. Without thinking, she turned into a white ferret and scurried into the bucket. Hehehe they shall never find me!

The storage room door flung open and in walked four teens and a baby.

Yuuku's eyes peered through the small slit in the box. Did he really have to get the Spirit Detectives?

"ASH! YUKI! I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE! COME OUT NOW!" Koenma glared around the room.

Ash peeked her head out of the bucket.

Yuki tilted her head inside the box.

"No one's here binky bitch. Lets just go." stated a boy with slicked back black hair.

Koenma glared at his Spirit Detective, Yusuke Urameshi. "I saw them run in here! The reason you can't find them is because they are my best spies!"

Yuki grinned at the complement.

Ash squeaked as someone grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and hosted her out of the bucket.

"Is this one of them?" asked a boy with long red hair.

"Um Kurama, that's a ferret." said a boy with curly orange hair.

"Shut up Kuwabara! Yes I believe that would be Ash." Koenma glared at the little white ferret.

A boy with spiky black hair, that seemed to be teasing gravity, walked over and burned Yuki's box to ashes. "Hn. Here's the other."

Yuki grinned sheepishly.

"MY OFFICE NOW!" Koenma stormed back to his office.

The four boys followed, Kurama carrying Ash the ferret and Yuki followed Kurama. Yusuke and Kuwabara were in the front and Hiei was in the back. Kurama was positioned in the middle.

Koenma sat at his desk, mustashe and all.

Yuki covered her mouth, surpressing unwanted laughter.

Ash merely dangled from Kurama's fingers. I'm a flying ferret! FEAR ME!

Koenma glared at the white ferret. "Ash.turn.back.now!"

Ash just looked at him, a blank expression on her face.

Koenma glared. "NOW!"

Ash squeaked and squirmed out of Kurama's grasp. She landed not so gracefully on the floor and turned back to her normal, if she can be called normal, self. Note to self: I am not a flying ferret. She rose to her feet and dusted herself off. "Alright Mister Rogers, what can I do for you?" She gave him her infamous crazied wolf grin.

He merely glared. "You are in so much trouble you two."

"Are we now? And what exactly did we do?" Yuki asked innocently.

Koenma was turning red again. "You know exactly what you did!"

"I do?" Ash put on a confused look.

Koenma looked like a beat.

"Look Ash! It's a talking beat!"

"AH! RUN!" Ash bolted out the door, Yuki hot on her heels.

Koenma screamed in frustration. "GET THEM DAMMIT!"

The four boys darted after the two girls.

Ash held her hand out infront of her and froze the floor. "ICE-SKATING!" she skillfully glided across the ice.

Yuki slipped and fell to her face. She skidded across the floor and slammed into Ash.

Ash let out a shriek as both slammed into a wall.

"Ow ow ow" came from both.

Meanwhile, the boys had made it to the other side of the room the girls were in. Unfortuently for them, they didn't see the ice. Kuwabara slipped and slammed onto his back, sliding across the floor. This caused him to hit Yusuke, sending the teen hero crashing. Both were a tangle of limbs as they slid across the floor. Kurama and Hiei somehow managed to keep their footing, although it looked like both were trying to walk a tight rope.

Ash looked up, a dazed look on her face. "Are we in Texas mommy?"

Yuki looked at her friend strangely. "I think you hit your head too hard. Lets go." She grabbed her friend by the arm and literally dragged her to the nearest door.

"GET BACK HERE!" Yusuke tried disintangling himself from Kuwabara, it didn't work.

"CATCH US IF YOU CAN!" The girls ran, now on regular floor, as fast as they could.

Ash skidded around the corner, only to run right into Botan. "Ow! Alright, who let the clown out again!"

Yuki chuckled.

Botan glared at Okashii. "What's that suppose to mean!"

Ash blinked. "RUN YUKI RUN!"

They took off again, leaving a very confused Botan.

Somehow someway the boys made it out of the ice covered room. They ran over to Botan.

"Have you seen two girls, a wolf and cat demon, run by?" Kurama asked.

Botan blinked. "You mean Okashii and Yuuku? Yeah, they went that way." She pointed in the direction the two had ran.

"Thanks Botan!" Yusuke yelled as they took off after the girls.

"Hey, why are we chasing them again?" Kuwabara asked.

"I don't know!" Yusuke replied.

Meanwhile...

Ash leaned against the wall, slightly out of breath. "Now...what?"

Yuki shook her head. "I don't know. We have to lose them somehow."

Ash nodded. "How bout I freeze them?" she grinned evily.

Yuki grinned as well. "And what would be the rest of the plan?"

Ash whispered it in her ear.

Yuki's grinned widened. "You are brillant."

"I know."

They both got in position.

The boys ran into a hallway that 'looked' empty.

"Now what!" Yusuke looked extremely irritated.

"NOW!" came Yuki's voice from above.

Ash jumped down and froze the boys, leaving their heads free.

"Why you litt-" Yusuke didn't get to finish cause Ash shoved a smelly sock in his mouth. He gagged.

"Now be quiet! Yuki, the stuff!" Ash was grinning like a mad man.

Yuki grinned and pulled out some pink ribbons, purple, red, blue, and green food coloring, and a pink bonnet.

"What are you going to do with those?" Kuwabara asked stupidly.

"I'm glad you asked curly!" Ash took the red food coloring and poured it all over Kuwabara.

"HEY!"

She grinned evily. Next she poured the purple over Hiei.

Hiei growled and tried to defrost himself.

"Nu-huh!" Ash bound him with some psychic ropes.

Hiei was glaring daggers.

Ash stuck her tongue out at him. "Now c'mon Yuki, help me!"

15 minutes later...

Ash was doubled over from laughing and Yuki was rolling around howling with laughter.

They were receiving death glares from 'their master pieces', also known as the Spirit Detectives.

Ash unfroze them and released Hiei. "Tottles!" She grabbed Yuki and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

The boys stormed back into Koenma's office.

Koenma took one look at them and broke out laughing.

"SHUT UP!" Yusuke was fumming mad. He was covered with green food coloring and had a pink bonnet glued to his head.

Kuwabara was trying to pull out the bows in his hair, which were glued. He was covered in red food coloring.

Kurama looked surprising calm, unless you looked at his eyes. He's eyes were flashing from emerald to silver and back. He had pink bows in his hair, glued, and was covered in blue food coloring which had turned his hair purple.

Hiei looked like he was going to kill everyone if they so much as said hi. He had a pink bow positioned at the very top of his hair and was covered in purple food coloring.

Koenma was currently rolling around laughing, but was soon being chased by a pissed Yusuke and Kuwabara.

The next day...

The boys had somehow managed to remove the bows, bonnet, and the food coloring.

Poor Kurama still had some purple in his hair though.

They were sitting around in their house there in Spirit World.

"We have to get revenge." Yusuke and Kuwbara were currently plotting revenge on the two girls that they didn't even know.

Meanwhile...

Okashii and Yuuku were sitting in Koenma's office after removing his mustache and the color in his hair.

"I will forgive you for yesterday-" He was interrupted by a quick and loud 'YES!' and 'BOO-YA!'. "But on one condition!" The girls grew quiet and watched him intently. "You are to spend the next year at Genkai's with the Spirit Detectives. You will learn to work with the Spirit Detectives and maybe learn some manners." That last part earned him a grunt and a 'Ha! Yeah right!' "You leave tomorrow so pack the necessary. I want a live video update of your progress after 6 months, am I clear?"

"Clear as mud sir!" Ash grinned as Koenma sighed.

"What ever. Just get going!"

The girls 'Aye-ayed' him and ran for their rooms.

Koenma sighed and slouched back in his chair. I hope you can handle them Genkai. He pushed a button on his desk. "Botan, tell the boys to pack up. They are spending a year with Genkai."

"Would you like me to tell them about the girls?"

Koenma thought about this for a second. He grinned. "No, let them be surprised."

"Yes sir."

This was going to be an interesting year...For the boys...Genkai...and some unsuspecting humans...