"How's my hair? Wait don't tell me! Pure perfection right? Of course I'm right! Of course it's perfect. It's my hair after all!" Cat asks either Rimmer or Lister as he stood in front of the mirror over toothpaste gulped stained sink mirror smiling at himself.
"Sure looks great. Can we just get this over with?" Lister mutters fiddling with the buttons on his shirt.
"What is it Listy don't like picture day?" Rimmer stands at attention in full dress uniform, almost looking like a statue.
"I just don't see the point it's not like we have anyone to show the smegging thing to! And why do we have to dress up!? I hate ties!" To demonstrate his point he yanks on it, instantly able to breath a slight easier.
"An excuse to dress up who can argue with that!?" Cat says still staring at the reflection.
"Oh come on Lister it's tradition every year the crew must have their photographs taken, like it or not!"
"Get real Rimmer. A yearbook with four pictures? I changed me mind, I'm not doing it!"
"Oh yes you are! And by the way it's only three pictures. Three official crew members, three pictures." At last Cat looks away eyes glaring and shooting invisible lasers at the hologram.
"You're talking about me aren't you goal post head? Well lookie here buddy! This is my best suit! It took twenty hours to glue on all the sparklers on. And my hair! Really have you seen my hair!?"
"Maybe you missed the part of official crew members?"
"Oh come on Rimmer he's part of the crew!"
"He's an illegal stowaway and the product of three million years of incest! Please show me where in the crew manifest such a creature is listed? Well? That's what I thought!"
"I'll be in it if Cat can." Lister stands, walks over to Cat and puts his arm around him.
"But he's not a member of the crew! I didn't make the rules!"
"Both or none." Rimmer watches them, thoughts circling around his head of any way to get what he wanted, an event in nearly thirty years hadn't occurred yet.
"Fine! Let's go I told Holly we'd be there five minutes ago." He steps from the quarters with the others trailing behind.
"Make sure the photographer knows my left side is my best side! Just kidding? One doesn't have a best side when you're this beautiful!"
"Seriously whoever invented the tie should be shot!"