Dude, where's my broom?
A stupid story my friend and I wrote together, but I think it works, actually, it is just a little preivew, until my real story is ready to upload, so here…
Disclaimer: J.K Rowling owns the Four Marauders I use, and Lily. I suppose I should credit who ever wrote the movie Dude where's my car, because… I just should. I own Morgan
James and Sirius walk outside to see James' broom is missing from the driveway
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
Remus- What are you two doing?
::James turns to Remus::
James-Dude, I cant find my broom.
Sirius- Where's his broom, dude?
Remus- Why are you two saying, 'Dude' all the time?
James- ::shrugs:: It's fun
Sirius- Yeah, Dude.
Remus: You sound like Californian Tourists, you know, the ones who bug the hell out of me?
James- Dude, tell the truth.
Sirius- Yeah, Dude, we know that your afraid of Californians
Remus- ::shiver:: N-n-no I'm not
::James looks again at the driveway::
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
Remus- Stop saying that!
James- Woh, breathe, Dude, breathe.
Sirius- Yeah, dude, take a chill pill.
Remus: I will not take a chill pill, thank you very much.
Sirius- ::blink:: Where's your broom dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
Remus: Stop doing that!
Sirius- Dude, it's fun
James- Yeah, dude, you should try it.
Remus- Dude! I will not say DUDE! ::blinks, and grins:: Dude, that was fun!
James- ::Nodds:: Dude, I told you so
Remus- Dude!
James- Dude!
Sirius- Dude!
All- WAZZUUPPPP?
Peter: Dude, this is demented.
James- Don't you fret! Soon, this story will be kicked off for an even better story!!!
Sirius- You don't even have to review.
Remus: They could if they wanted to
James- But, they have to remember…
Sirius: That this isn't a real story
Remus: And, kiddies, the letter of the day is…
Sirius: THREE!!!!
James: Three is not a letter, Sirius
Sirius- THREE!!
Remus- ::shakes head:: Sad, Sad, world we live in
Sirius: I agree, this story is worse then SHIT!
Remus: No! Sirius! You ruiened it! This was going to be a G rating story, now it has to be PG
James: ::rolls eyes:: PG is borring… lets make is PG-13!
Remus: No, James, No
James: I'll sing a song, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit….
Sirius: Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn Damn…
Remus: Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill
Sirius: Fu-
Remus: Stop!
Sirius- ::grins evilly:: What?
Remus- If you said… that… the rating would go up again!
Sirius: What, just if I say Fu-
Remus and James: YES!!
Sirius- ::shrug:: Oh, well, I'm off to kill Peter
Remus: Be back by noon, I'm cooking cows head.
James- Cooooooooooooooooooooooow
Sirius: Ok, Mummy, I'll be back by noon. Oh, PETER!
Peter: Yes, Sirius?
Sirius- ::Takes out riffle:: GOOD-BYE! :: He happens to shoot Peter, and make him fly everywhere::
Remus- ::dusting off apron:: Sirius! You got some Peter on my apron.
Sirius: Sorry, Mummy.
James: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Sirius: I'm going to make-out with Morgan now… okay?
Remus: Be back by Noon…
James: He's cooking cow head
Sirius: Oh, Morgan!
Morgan: Yes? ::batts eye lashed::
Sirius- ::takes out riffle:: GOOD-BYE! ::Morgan flies everywhere::
Remus: Sirius, your getting violent
James: Dude? Sirius is purple?
Remus: No, don't say DUDE!!!
James: :Are we PG-13 yet?
Remus: We're pushing
Sirius: No we're not, if you wanted R, I would have to take a girl, :: grabs Lily:: and do this to her… ::Starts taking off his pants::
Remus: we don't need to see that Sirius.
Sirius: Well, you're the one who wanted it to be Rated R…
Remus: I wanted it to be rated G.
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius: Where's your broom dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius: Where's your broom dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius: Where's your broom dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius: There's your broom dude!
A stupid story my friend and I wrote together, but I think it works, actually, it is just a little preivew, until my real story is ready to upload, so here…
Disclaimer: J.K Rowling owns the Four Marauders I use, and Lily. I suppose I should credit who ever wrote the movie Dude where's my car, because… I just should. I own Morgan
James and Sirius walk outside to see James' broom is missing from the driveway
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
Remus- What are you two doing?
::James turns to Remus::
James-Dude, I cant find my broom.
Sirius- Where's his broom, dude?
Remus- Why are you two saying, 'Dude' all the time?
James- ::shrugs:: It's fun
Sirius- Yeah, Dude.
Remus: You sound like Californian Tourists, you know, the ones who bug the hell out of me?
James- Dude, tell the truth.
Sirius- Yeah, Dude, we know that your afraid of Californians
Remus- ::shiver:: N-n-no I'm not
::James looks again at the driveway::
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
Remus- Stop saying that!
James- Woh, breathe, Dude, breathe.
Sirius- Yeah, dude, take a chill pill.
Remus: I will not take a chill pill, thank you very much.
Sirius- ::blink:: Where's your broom dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius- Where's your broom, Dude?
Remus: Stop doing that!
Sirius- Dude, it's fun
James- Yeah, dude, you should try it.
Remus- Dude! I will not say DUDE! ::blinks, and grins:: Dude, that was fun!
James- ::Nodds:: Dude, I told you so
Remus- Dude!
James- Dude!
Sirius- Dude!
All- WAZZUUPPPP?
Peter: Dude, this is demented.
James- Don't you fret! Soon, this story will be kicked off for an even better story!!!
Sirius- You don't even have to review.
Remus: They could if they wanted to
James- But, they have to remember…
Sirius: That this isn't a real story
Remus: And, kiddies, the letter of the day is…
Sirius: THREE!!!!
James: Three is not a letter, Sirius
Sirius- THREE!!
Remus- ::shakes head:: Sad, Sad, world we live in
Sirius: I agree, this story is worse then SHIT!
Remus: No! Sirius! You ruiened it! This was going to be a G rating story, now it has to be PG
James: ::rolls eyes:: PG is borring… lets make is PG-13!
Remus: No, James, No
James: I'll sing a song, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit….
Sirius: Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn Damn…
Remus: Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill
Sirius: Fu-
Remus: Stop!
Sirius- ::grins evilly:: What?
Remus- If you said… that… the rating would go up again!
Sirius: What, just if I say Fu-
Remus and James: YES!!
Sirius- ::shrug:: Oh, well, I'm off to kill Peter
Remus: Be back by noon, I'm cooking cows head.
James- Cooooooooooooooooooooooow
Sirius: Ok, Mummy, I'll be back by noon. Oh, PETER!
Peter: Yes, Sirius?
Sirius- ::Takes out riffle:: GOOD-BYE! :: He happens to shoot Peter, and make him fly everywhere::
Remus- ::dusting off apron:: Sirius! You got some Peter on my apron.
Sirius: Sorry, Mummy.
James: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Sirius: I'm going to make-out with Morgan now… okay?
Remus: Be back by Noon…
James: He's cooking cow head
Sirius: Oh, Morgan!
Morgan: Yes? ::batts eye lashed::
Sirius- ::takes out riffle:: GOOD-BYE! ::Morgan flies everywhere::
Remus: Sirius, your getting violent
James: Dude? Sirius is purple?
Remus: No, don't say DUDE!!!
James: :Are we PG-13 yet?
Remus: We're pushing
Sirius: No we're not, if you wanted R, I would have to take a girl, :: grabs Lily:: and do this to her… ::Starts taking off his pants::
Remus: we don't need to see that Sirius.
Sirius: Well, you're the one who wanted it to be Rated R…
Remus: I wanted it to be rated G.
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius: Where's your broom dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius: Where's your broom dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius: Where's your broom dude?
James- Dude, where's my broom?
Sirius: There's your broom dude!