Chapter one

One day, the boys decided to see what Isabella was up to. Upon arriving at her house, Isabella came from her back yard with a worried expression on her face.

"Hey, Isabella. What cha doin'?" Phineas asked as he held Perry in his arms.

"Oh, it's horrorable, guys! There's this poor platypus in our yard!" Isabella exclaimed, "I don't even know where her owners could be..."

"Well, that's just sad," Phineas muttered. Ferb nodded in agreement. "Can we see her?"

"Sure. Follow me," Isabella said as she lead the boys into her back yard. There in a small box was a scared looking, red-pink platypus. She wore a spiked collar with a broken heart charm and she had wild, messy bangs that spiked upwards. "According to the back of her charm, her name is Razz," Isabella told them.

"Hey, Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!" Phineas shouted. He paused and looked around. "...Hey, where's Perry?"

"And where'd Razz go!?" Isabella gasped.

Phineas shrugged. "I'm sure both of them will be back soon."

Meanwhile, Perry was sliding down a tube to get to Major Monogram. He finally landed on his chair with his hat amazingly still on his head.

"Ah, Agent P! Good timing! WE have great news!" Major said, "Today, we decided to give you a partner!"

Perry stared at him, un-amused, as he crossed his arms.

"Caral, I told you he wouldn't like it," Major grumbled.

"Tell him more about it, sir," Caral's voice replied.

"Oh right. Well, your partner will watch and learn from you. AS your partner gets more skilled, she will be able to take on missions by herself to give you a break and eventually, she will either get a villain of her own or take your place- When you retire of course! And hopefully it won't be for a long, long time!"

Perry narrowed his eyes at the Major. MM quickly realized Perry was getting mad so he grabbed Caral and put him in front of the screen.

"Un, another thing you should know about," he said, "Usually new recruits are, well, younger. But this particular trainee is... um..."

"Hot-headed? Ill-tempered? A klutz? A mind-gamer? A loose cannon? Wild? Troublesome?" suggested MM.

"Wow, sir. All I was going to say was that she's around Perry's age..."

"...Oh... Well, um... Perry, meet Secret Agent Trainee, Razz the Platypus."

Just then, a hole opened in the wall, knocking the sliding Razz into a table with a flower vase over.

Perry gracefully jumped and caught the vase, impressing Razz. He then put the table back up and placed the vase on it. He looked down at Razz who was still on the floor. He rolled his eyes and stuck out his head. Razz blushed as she grabbed his hand. Then she yanked him next to her. Razz smiled in a silent laughter.

"See? She's total trouble with two capital Ts," Major said," But if anyone can straighten her out, it's you, Agent P. Today is your lucky day. Instead of going after Doofenshmirtz, you shall teach Razz some fighting moves. Don't worry about Doctor D. though. WE got on of our agents on it."

---Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated~--

"So~, we meet again... Planty the potted plant!" Doctor D. yelled.

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Ninjagirly: Feel free to completely ignore my long rambling. ^^;

Okay, Perry the Platypus happens to be my most favorite character on Phineas and Ferb. As some of you may know, if I like a character, I make an OC to be with them! Personally, I like Razz. She is spunky, funny, and loves to mess with Perry's head and emotions (you'll see later on) XD. I thought Perry needed a partner/crush anyways since he's, like, the BEST! However, these stories are mainly about Perry and Razz (and occasionally Doctor D, the boys and Isabella.). This is my only non-PoM story now. If it is no good, please be gentle. I don't take criticism all to well. When people start to say "Hey, this story sucks!" or something like that, I tend to delete it and feel utterly embarrassed and ashamed. -_-; Anywhoz, if you do end up liking it and want to see more, ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE!! It's true, ya know. The bible tells me so. =3 lol Sorry. But seriously. Please comment! I like it when people say they enjoy my work even though I think it's complete crap. ^^;