Chrono Fantasy
Chapter one: one guy, 6 girls
Note: I do not own any of the characters, and this came from my human mind, and I wrote it. This is an FF7/8/9/Crono Cross crossover, yeah all of the FFs, but don't worry, it's not that long. And it takes place 10 years after every game finished.
One day, in a village called Arni…
Girl: You bring me Komodo skins (or was it something else?) from Lizard Rock! You were the one responsible for it's lost.
Boy: ….?!
Girl: You're gonna bring me those and I'll make you! I am Leena!
Boy: ….!!!!
Leena: SERGE! So, are you going or not?
Serge: ….!!! (Means: NO!!!!!!)
Leena: WHAT!? You were responsible and you dare say no? You sick bastard you!
Serge: ….. (Means: sorry honey).
Leena: good boy! Now go to Lizard Rock and bring me what I told you.
Serge: * leaves *
Leena: what a bad day! I have to watch the children.
~*~*~*~
Anyway, at Opessa Beach…
Serge: ….??!!!! (Why the hell am I here?!)
Then what took him to Another World came and took him to the Final Fantasy 7 World, and he arrives at Tifa's 7th heaven in Kalm.
Serge: …??!!! (What the hell?! Where am I?).
Anyway, with Cloud, Tifa, and the others…
Tifa: Cloud honey; bring me that knife over there.
Cloud: knife?! Are you going to kill the children with that?!
Tifa: don't be silly! I won't do that. I want to cut the-
Cloud: The children's head?
Tifa: the tomatoes.
Cloud: oh….here ya go. * gives her knife *
Tifa: Now I can cut you! You little bloody thing!
Cloud: * so terrified *
CRASH!
Cloud: * screams like a little girl *
Tifa: * falls down laughing *
Yuffie: * just came in * what the hell is that?!
Tifa: Cloud's too scared. Let's go see.
They go to the next room and see Serge lying on the floor.
Yuffie: he's cute. * Drools *
Tifa: * smacks her and Yuffie falls to the ground * psst…[Maybe he's married].
Yuffie: [My life].
Tifa: * shakes head *
Yuffie: so…who are you? Where do you come from? Do you have a girlfriend? Are you married? Do you have children? Do you want to go out with me? Do you think I'm cute? Do you think she's cute? Do you think that guy over there could be a hero to the great RPG Final Fantasy 7? Are you a hero to an RPG? Do you speak Latin? Have you ever visited Paris? Did you hear of Wutia? Did you know that the Pagoda is really Chinese? Did you know that we're just characters from many games put in a fic that shouldn't be? Did you hear about the Nuclear Bomb that fell in Tokyo in the year 3000? Did you know that we're in the year 5000? Did you know that-
Tifa: Yuffie, did you know that you took at least 4 hours to say those?
Yuffie: Hey! I'm the one asking questions here! And I do know that it took me at least 4 hours to say all those cool stuff.
Serge: ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… (Hi, I'm Serge, I am married and have kids. I come from a village called Arni. And I do not wanna go out with you. And you are cute [Yuffie: * faints *]. And I do not think Cloud is a good hero. I am a hero in Chrono Croos the best game ever after FF! I speak all languages. I went everywhere. Never heard of Wutia. It is? {The Pagoda} Yeah I know that we're in a fic that's really not funny. I thought it fell in the year 3001? We're in the year 7000).
Tifa: WOW! He answered all the questions!
Yuffie: * just woke up * Do you know of a way to revive someone?
Serge: …… (Yes)
Tifa: HEY! Let's go revive Aeris then!
Yuffie: yeah!
Serge: …!!! (Hey wait!!).
They go to the place where Aeris died.
Tifa: Serge?
Yuffie: Do it!
Serge: * revived Aeris *
Aeris: * is revived now * What a bastard Sephy is!
Sephiroth: My name is Sephiroth and I am a bastard and proud of it!
Aeris: you're a sick bastard!
Sephiroth: and you're one slutty pain in the ass!
Aeris: how dare you?! * walks up to him and slaps him *
Sephiroth: OUCH! I want my mommy! * runs to JENOVA.
JENOVA: What is it son?
Sephiroth: she slaped me * points at Aeris *
JENOVA: whatever…
Anyway, while they're chatting, at the Final Fantasy 8 world, Squall is having problems…
Rinoa: Squally-poo, come give mommy a little loving!
Squall: ACK! Rinoa: you know we're not married!
Rinoa: so what?
Squall: I'm married to Selphie.
Selphie: * from the room next to Rinoa's * Honey! Bring me some pop corn while you're out there!
Squall: okay cup cake!
Rinoa: but in Final Fantasy 8's script you were in love with me?
Squall: to hell with Final Fantasy 8's scripy! I loved Selphie more anyway.
Rinoa: * runs out crying out side *
Squall: oh man!
Rinoa runs 'til she arrives at the Quad. Some kinda portal appears and has something on it that says "Get in dammit!" SO Rinoa hoped in. She arrives at the place where Aeris died with Aeris, Tifa, Yuffie, and Serge.
Rinoa: where am I?
Serge: ……..!!!! (Another girl!!??)
Tifa: Hi, you're in Final Fantasy 7 world.
Yuffie: and I'm Yuffie.
Aeris: Aeris at your service.
Serge: ….. (Serge the Silent guy).
Tifa: Tifa Lockhart Strife!
Rinoa: I'm Rinoa Heartilly. Pleased to meet you all.
Tifa: Let's get outta here! I know! Let's go visit Jessie.
Serge: ….!!! (I disagree!)
Yuffie: who asked you! Let's go.
They all go to Jessie; they talk to her and go to Gold Saucer area.
Yuffie: what's that?! * points at portal *
Serge: ….. (that's a portal dumbass!)
Rinoa: How dare you say that to a lady!?
Quistis: * from no where * Yeah!
Aeris: * slaps him *
Serge: !!!!!! (HEY!!!!!)
Rinao: Quistis! You're here! And so is Selphie!!
Serge: …….!!!! (Oh my god!).
Yuffie: more girls! Cool!
Tifa:. …whatever.
Selphie: that's Squall's line.
Squall: someone called my name? * He jumps from a mountain and falls on the ground and hits his nose.
Director: CUT!
Selphie: there is a director?
Author: Who wants him! * Kills him *
All Girls: WHEE!
Serge: …… (I liked it when there was a guy).
Quistis: cheer up! You have 6 girls with you, you should be happy.
Serge:….. (….Whatever).
To be continued….
Note: so, what do you say? Sucks doesn't it?
Chapter one: one guy, 6 girls
Note: I do not own any of the characters, and this came from my human mind, and I wrote it. This is an FF7/8/9/Crono Cross crossover, yeah all of the FFs, but don't worry, it's not that long. And it takes place 10 years after every game finished.
One day, in a village called Arni…
Girl: You bring me Komodo skins (or was it something else?) from Lizard Rock! You were the one responsible for it's lost.
Boy: ….?!
Girl: You're gonna bring me those and I'll make you! I am Leena!
Boy: ….!!!!
Leena: SERGE! So, are you going or not?
Serge: ….!!! (Means: NO!!!!!!)
Leena: WHAT!? You were responsible and you dare say no? You sick bastard you!
Serge: ….. (Means: sorry honey).
Leena: good boy! Now go to Lizard Rock and bring me what I told you.
Serge: * leaves *
Leena: what a bad day! I have to watch the children.
~*~*~*~
Anyway, at Opessa Beach…
Serge: ….??!!!! (Why the hell am I here?!)
Then what took him to Another World came and took him to the Final Fantasy 7 World, and he arrives at Tifa's 7th heaven in Kalm.
Serge: …??!!! (What the hell?! Where am I?).
Anyway, with Cloud, Tifa, and the others…
Tifa: Cloud honey; bring me that knife over there.
Cloud: knife?! Are you going to kill the children with that?!
Tifa: don't be silly! I won't do that. I want to cut the-
Cloud: The children's head?
Tifa: the tomatoes.
Cloud: oh….here ya go. * gives her knife *
Tifa: Now I can cut you! You little bloody thing!
Cloud: * so terrified *
CRASH!
Cloud: * screams like a little girl *
Tifa: * falls down laughing *
Yuffie: * just came in * what the hell is that?!
Tifa: Cloud's too scared. Let's go see.
They go to the next room and see Serge lying on the floor.
Yuffie: he's cute. * Drools *
Tifa: * smacks her and Yuffie falls to the ground * psst…[Maybe he's married].
Yuffie: [My life].
Tifa: * shakes head *
Yuffie: so…who are you? Where do you come from? Do you have a girlfriend? Are you married? Do you have children? Do you want to go out with me? Do you think I'm cute? Do you think she's cute? Do you think that guy over there could be a hero to the great RPG Final Fantasy 7? Are you a hero to an RPG? Do you speak Latin? Have you ever visited Paris? Did you hear of Wutia? Did you know that the Pagoda is really Chinese? Did you know that we're just characters from many games put in a fic that shouldn't be? Did you hear about the Nuclear Bomb that fell in Tokyo in the year 3000? Did you know that we're in the year 5000? Did you know that-
Tifa: Yuffie, did you know that you took at least 4 hours to say those?
Yuffie: Hey! I'm the one asking questions here! And I do know that it took me at least 4 hours to say all those cool stuff.
Serge: ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… (Hi, I'm Serge, I am married and have kids. I come from a village called Arni. And I do not wanna go out with you. And you are cute [Yuffie: * faints *]. And I do not think Cloud is a good hero. I am a hero in Chrono Croos the best game ever after FF! I speak all languages. I went everywhere. Never heard of Wutia. It is? {The Pagoda} Yeah I know that we're in a fic that's really not funny. I thought it fell in the year 3001? We're in the year 7000).
Tifa: WOW! He answered all the questions!
Yuffie: * just woke up * Do you know of a way to revive someone?
Serge: …… (Yes)
Tifa: HEY! Let's go revive Aeris then!
Yuffie: yeah!
Serge: …!!! (Hey wait!!).
They go to the place where Aeris died.
Tifa: Serge?
Yuffie: Do it!
Serge: * revived Aeris *
Aeris: * is revived now * What a bastard Sephy is!
Sephiroth: My name is Sephiroth and I am a bastard and proud of it!
Aeris: you're a sick bastard!
Sephiroth: and you're one slutty pain in the ass!
Aeris: how dare you?! * walks up to him and slaps him *
Sephiroth: OUCH! I want my mommy! * runs to JENOVA.
JENOVA: What is it son?
Sephiroth: she slaped me * points at Aeris *
JENOVA: whatever…
Anyway, while they're chatting, at the Final Fantasy 8 world, Squall is having problems…
Rinoa: Squally-poo, come give mommy a little loving!
Squall: ACK! Rinoa: you know we're not married!
Rinoa: so what?
Squall: I'm married to Selphie.
Selphie: * from the room next to Rinoa's * Honey! Bring me some pop corn while you're out there!
Squall: okay cup cake!
Rinoa: but in Final Fantasy 8's script you were in love with me?
Squall: to hell with Final Fantasy 8's scripy! I loved Selphie more anyway.
Rinoa: * runs out crying out side *
Squall: oh man!
Rinoa runs 'til she arrives at the Quad. Some kinda portal appears and has something on it that says "Get in dammit!" SO Rinoa hoped in. She arrives at the place where Aeris died with Aeris, Tifa, Yuffie, and Serge.
Rinoa: where am I?
Serge: ……..!!!! (Another girl!!??)
Tifa: Hi, you're in Final Fantasy 7 world.
Yuffie: and I'm Yuffie.
Aeris: Aeris at your service.
Serge: ….. (Serge the Silent guy).
Tifa: Tifa Lockhart Strife!
Rinoa: I'm Rinoa Heartilly. Pleased to meet you all.
Tifa: Let's get outta here! I know! Let's go visit Jessie.
Serge: ….!!! (I disagree!)
Yuffie: who asked you! Let's go.
They all go to Jessie; they talk to her and go to Gold Saucer area.
Yuffie: what's that?! * points at portal *
Serge: ….. (that's a portal dumbass!)
Rinoa: How dare you say that to a lady!?
Quistis: * from no where * Yeah!
Aeris: * slaps him *
Serge: !!!!!! (HEY!!!!!)
Rinao: Quistis! You're here! And so is Selphie!!
Serge: …….!!!! (Oh my god!).
Yuffie: more girls! Cool!
Tifa:. …whatever.
Selphie: that's Squall's line.
Squall: someone called my name? * He jumps from a mountain and falls on the ground and hits his nose.
Director: CUT!
Selphie: there is a director?
Author: Who wants him! * Kills him *
All Girls: WHEE!
Serge: …… (I liked it when there was a guy).
Quistis: cheer up! You have 6 girls with you, you should be happy.
Serge:….. (….Whatever).
To be continued….
Note: so, what do you say? Sucks doesn't it?