Sasuke Uchiha didn't know what was going on, one minute he's spending time with his dobe and things were getting good. He had just come home from a series of missions Tsunade had sent him on, you see he was still proving himself from when he went on his I must destroy everyone in the leaf rampage. Not particularly an issue that put him the best light but it was something he admittedly regretted. If it hadn't been for Naruto admitting his love for Sasuke in the midst of the fighting he would have killed his now lover of six months.

Today was their anniversary and he planned on spending every minute of it in bed with his dobe. But as he already stated, just when things were getting good he felt like he was being sucked through a vacuum, before he could do anything else he opened his eyes to be standing in front of a large door in a uniform he'd never seen before.

He figured he might as well open the door he had nowhere else to go. When he opened the door he saw a group of boys also in cosplay. Not that he personally had anything against cosplaying but still it was quite random.

"Welcome to the host club!" They all said in perfect unison. He sweat dropped and fell on the floor anime style.

"O wow it's a boy" one of them said it was the smallest one he was a blonde little thing he looked about ten and he was holding a bunny.

"Hey that's our line!" said these two twins, or at least Sasuke thought they were twins.

"Hey you two cut it out what if he's not a boy geeze you guys-"one boy wait no girl said.

"But Haruhi!" they wined simultaneously. Ugh Sasuke could tell those two would be the first on his "kill before I get the hell out of this place list".

"Hey I'm Haruhi" she said sticking her hand out it was then that I realized that she was wearing the same boys' uniform as the others and himself as well.

"Hey why you are in the boys uniform"he asked her, "Are you cosplaying?"

They all looked at him in shock and jaws dropped.

"What?" he asked.

Then the girl who was apparently named Haruhi spoke up again, "You can tell I'm a girl?" she asked.

"Well duh any monkey with a brain could tell." I scoffed.

She looked at me with the biggest amount of admiration in her eyes. Then something inside just told me to duck then an utterly random baseball flew directly at my head and barely missed hitting me.

"NO!" an obnoxiously loud blond yelled. He was obnoxious, he was blond but he was nothing like my blond.

Well this is gonna be intresting…..