Another One-shot... CRACK! We are just going to say Kyuubi is another being (animal) and lives with Naruto.

Once upon a time... you know what, screw this fairytale crap. One day when Team-7 came home from a mission Naruto was very shocked, before his eyes was a sleeping (and snoring) Kyuubi! Naruto chuckled at the irony, he was planning to prank his 'all ruling' pet.

Naruto got 7 pink sparkly bows and silently -also carefully- tied one around each of the fox's tails, Naruto smiled proudly when he was finished with the task, but there was still one thing missing... MAKE-UP! Naruto giggled girlishly (is that even a word?) and called up Team-7's only girl, Sakura.

"Hey, Sakura...?" Naruto said in a sly voice.

"What did you do now Naruto." She replied It was more of a statement than a question. Woah, how did she know? Naruto wondered.

"I'm pranking Kyuubi! Do you have any make-up?" He said, he could almost see Sakura raising a pink eyebrow.

"CHA! Of course I do... but Naruto... Were you dropped as a baby? Kyuubi is a FOX! A very POWERFUL fox and yet you're going to prank him?" Sakura ranted, yet her Inner-Sakura was going on-and-on about ways to prank to poor Fox.

"Yeah I was dropped... DUH! But are you coming or not?" Naruto asked, edging her to hurry up.

"Totally." Sakura hung up and about 10 minutes later she came with this huge suitcase-thing full of make-up.

"Well, Naruto, lets start." Sakura said, pulling out mascara and lipstick... bright red lipstick.

**HAY LOOK ITS A TIME SKIP**30MIN LATER**

"Well, he looks pretty dolled up." Naruto said, Sakura even got Kyuubi into a dress!

"Yep, he's a pretty deep sleeper." Sakura commented, looking at Naruto, "How will we wake him up?"

"Watch." Naruto said simply, then yelled in Kyuubi's ear, "WAKE UP, YOU ARE GOD!"

"HEY I AM GOD HEAR ME RAWR!" Kyuubi announced, jumping up and rubbing his ears with his manicured paw.

Sakura burst out laughing when Kyuubi realised he was in a dress with LOTS of make-up on.

"Wait, WHAT?!" He roared, clawing at the dress and licking some of the make-up off. He ran to a mirror and looked at himself, "Dude, I look pretty hot."

Sakura's face turned... uh... whatever you call 'weirded out' and she fainted. Naruto took one look at the posing fox and followed Sakura into 'dream-land.'

"Just sayin'." Kyuubi said calmly and walked out the door, probably to an animal-nightclub.

Was not expecting to end right? Well this is what you get when you give a girl a 2-liter of Mountain Dew after soccer-practice!!!