Hi everybody! This is just a bunch of random drables on optimus and the rest of the gang raising my OC Tigerlilly. I do not own TFA SO DON'T SUE ME! Ionly own my OC Tigerlilly. Plz review and no flames plz! Thank you and enjoy!
Chapter 1
Bath time
Tigerlilly sat on the floor of the autobot base, giggling as she happily drew a silly comic called 'Dopey medic'. Tiggerlilly laughed out loud and turned took look at the large stuffed dragon that she took every where with her. "So then in the next panel dopey medic yells 'ITS BERTH TIME FOR YOU YONG LADY!'" In Tigerlilly's imageination, Gadzooks her stuffed dragon laughed back. "Hehehe! Look how big I made his mouth lilly!" Tigerlilly continued to draw and giggle while talking to Gadzooks, but when ratchet stepped in, Tiggerlilly quickly hid the comic and made it look like she was rough housing with Gadzooks. Ratchet did not aprove of Tigerlilly walking around with a giant, stuffed dragon every where with her, but didn't try to stop her from doing so only because he was positive that Tigerlilly would have a panic attack he he took her precious dragon from her. "All right lilly its time to grt in the bath." Tigerlilly froze as ratchet walked out of the room and came back a few secnds later when he realised that Tigerlilly had not followed him. "Tigerlilly. Yer gonna get in the bath wether you like it or not, now come on!" Tigerlilly remained still on the floor before replying with the exact response that ratchet expected to get. "I don't wanna ratchet! I don't like baths! There stupid!" Ratchet crossed his arms. "I don't care how stupid you think baths are, now come on! Yer gonna get a bath tonight even if I have to drag you into the bathroom and weld you into the tub!" Tigerlilly made her infamouse 'Do not want face.' before leaping onto her pedes and running down the hall with ratchet close behind her. "TIGERLILLY YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! I'M NOT GONNA CHASE YOU ALL NIGHT JUST GET IN THE TUB AND GET IT OVER WITH!" Tigerlilly turned her head back to ratchet and shouted as she ran. "NO! I don't wanna!" "Tigerlilly if you don't stop running and get in the bath now! So help me I will cut your tail off!" Tigerlilly yelped and transformed into her tiger mode, allowing her to run faster and hide in a closet for a minuet. "Okay lilly, how am I gonna get my self out of this one?" "You won't!" Tigerlilly yelped as ratchet reached for her and growled as she rolled out of the way before he could grasp her. "Come on lilly I'm getting tired of this!" Tigerlilly ran faster, dodging the red and white hands that tried and failed to grab her. "So am I. Why don't you just give up and we can go back to what we were doing?" Ratchet growled and made a grab at tigerlilly again. "Because you need a bath. NOW STOP RUNNING AND GET IN THE TUB!" "NO!" After about 30 mins. of ratchet chaseing Tiggerlilly, hr finally managed to catch her and was now holding her by her scruff as if she were a kitten, while Tigerlilly kicked and flaped her arms and legs. "RATCHET! I DON'T WANNA BATH! DO NOT WANT!" Ratchet sighed and scowled as Tigerlilly continued to whine and pitch a fit. "Tigerlilly you stink! You need a bath NOW!" Tigerlilly kicked and squrimed harder. "I dont wanna bath!" Ratchet sighed again as he steped into the bathroom, still holding a complaining Tigerlilly, who now had her hands infront of her and was waving them around. "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONO!" Ratchet slowly lowered Tigerlilly into the water , earning more complaints from Tigerlilly. 'WAAAAAAAAH! THIS WATERS TO HOT! I'LL BE BOILED ALIVE!" Just as Tigerlillys foot grazed the surface of the water, Tigerlilly let out a yelp and wiggeled out of ratchets grip, the surprise was enough for Tigerlilly to trip ratchet into the bath. Tigerlilly quickly ran out of the bathroom laughing like crazy while ratchet yelled and swore from his position in the bathtub. "TIGERLILLY YOU GET YOUR LITTLE AFT BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" When Tigerlilly didn't respond ratchet let out a threatning growl. "So that's the way she wants to play huh?" Ratchet pulled out a special water gun looking thing and started sucking all the bathwater into it. "Very well, if I can't get tigerlilly to come to the bath, then I'll take the bath to Tigerlilly." Ratchet stepped out of the bathroom holding a weird watergun looking thing that looked like it was ready to burstwith all the bathwater in it. After looking around for a few minuets, ratchet finally found Tigerlilly sitting on a chair, reading a book, upside down with her stuffed dragon, Gadzooks. "Oh lilly!" Tigerlilly looked up from her book, surprised and flinched at the crazed look in ratchets optics. "BATH DILIVORY!" Tigerlilly yelped and jumped out of the way with Gazooks in her arms just as ratchet pulled the trigger and relaeased a huge stream of water. Tigerlilly quickly placed Gadzooks in a safe spot and took off down the hall with ratchet close behind her shooting large streams of bathwater at her and yelling at her to hold still. "Tigerlilly HOLD STILL!" "NEVER!" Tgerlilly bolted out side and rclimbed up a tree and placed a decoy at the top to fool ratchet, then climbed back down and hid just as ratchet came running out, and just as Tigerlilly had planned ratchet grabed a ladder and climbed to the top of the tree and sprayed all the bathwater on the decoy, Tigerlilly laughed as she moved the ladder far ou of ratchet's reach and only laughed harder at his reaction. "TIGERLILLY THIS ISN"T FUNNY! PUT THE LADDER BACK NOW!" Tigerlilly ingnored ratchet and instead walked up to a huge mud puddle that ha formed at the base of the tree. "NO LILLY! YOU PUT ONE FOOT IN THAT MUD PUDDLE AND YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!." Tigerlilly smiled and put her foot over the mud puddel. "Tigerlilly I'm serious! I'm going to count to three and if you are still near that mud puddel you are in big trouble! ONE!" Tigerlilly put her foot closer to the mud puddel. "TWO!" Tigerlilly put her foot closer to the mud puddel. "TWO AND A HALF!" Tigerlilly put her foot even closer to the mud puddel. "DON'T MAKE ME SAY THREE!" Tigerlilly almost had a toe touching the mud. "TIGERLILLY, TIGERLILLY?!" Ratchet slipped and fell down into the mud puddel. "TIGERLIIIIIILLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY YY!" 'SPLAT!' Ratchet frowned as he lay flat on his back, covered in mud. "UGH! Now I'm all dirty!"
30 minuets later...
Tigerlilly giggled as she sat on a stool, watching ratchet sulk in the bathtub. "Be sure to get behind your audio recepters ratchet!" Ratchet grumbled and started washing the back of his audio recepters. "I'm washing behind my audio recepters you stripy dope!" Tigerlilly laughed and blew a rassberry at ratchet. Ratchet sighed and ran his slightly dirty finger threw the tuft of orange and black fur on top of Tigerlilly's head. "What am I going to do with you?" Tigerlilly shurgged. "I don't know." Tigerlilly smiled even bigger and lick ratchets cheek playfuly, earning an anoyed grunt from ratchet. "But I do know your still dirty!" Ratchet grumbled and went back to cleaning him self while Tigerlilly padded out of the bathroom and over to her stuffed dragon, Gadzooks and pulled out a peice of paper and wrote something down on it, When she finshed writing, she happily showed it to Gadzooks, who in her imageination smiled from ear to ear. Becausewhat the paper said was 'Ratchet: 0 and Tigerlilly: 21
HAHAHAHA! (wipes tear from laughing) I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. This one was inspiered by calvin and hobbes and an episode of spongebob I watched once. Good bye for now and see you later! P.s. Don't forget to review and no flames plz! XD BYE-BYE!