I'm back! And I'm here for a new *rolldrums* one-shot! Oh, just to go totally Off Topic for a couple of minutes, next time you want to see a movie, watch 'La vita è bella' (I think in English it has been translated with 'Life is beautiful', but I'm not so sure) one of the best Italian movies ever. It's about holocaust, but it's poetic and fun. And by fun, I don't mean 'ha-ha' fun. I mean *actually* funny. I hadn't laughed like that in a while, really. Oh, right, the story. I thought about it watching the episode in which Mike proposes to Phoebe, whatever the name of the episode is. I just *love* it 'You guys really took care of me!' 'Yeah, Monica made us!' x°°D Oh, this is a Mondler. For a change :D Also because it seems like I'm the only one who still writes Mondler. Kiara, please, join me! Finish your story! T_T
Disclaimer: I don't think the disclaimer is necessary. The creators of the show don't even know me, how could I be one of them?
'I bought him a $500 watch, and he wrote me a rap song.'
"Hey Mon."
"Hey. You ready for our second anniversary?"
"Oh yeah."
"Can I go first?"
"Of course. What is it?" He asked, watching the small box Monica was holding.
"Open it."
"It's… Mon, this is the watch I saw at the store two weeks ago."
"I know! You like it?"
"I love it!"
"So, where's my present?"
"I… umm…"
"What's wrong?"
"I forgot…"
"No you didn't forget it, or you wouldn't have brought it up this morning. Seriously, what is it?"
"I… I don't think I want to give it to you. I think I'll take you something else instead."
"Come on, I want to know what it is!"
"No, I don't want to tell you!" Chandler said, taking a paper from his pocket and trying to throw it away.
"Give me the paper."
"No!"
"Chandler! Don't be a baby!"
"I don't want to give it to you. Come on, I'll just take you out to dinner or something…"
"You know I'll win anyway, don't you?"
"Come on! Why do you want to know?"
"Because! It's my present!"
"But…"
"Please!"
"Yeah, keep trying."
"Okay, I will." She said, chasing him around the couch.
"No! Mon!"
"I got it! You see, that's why you don't want to enter in a contest with me."
"But! I don't want you to read it!"
"Mon's rap? Seriously?"
"I told you not to read it!"
"You know, if it weren't so creepy, it would be the cutest thing ever."
"Really?"
"Yeah. You obviously spent a lot of time writing this"
"That much is true."
"Did you do it by yourself?"
"Yeah…"
"This is really sweet."
"So you don't hate it?"
"No, I don't."
"I'll still take you to dinner."
"Chan, you don't have to."
"Yeah, I do. It sucks, just admit it!"
"Okay, it's kind of lame, but…"
"No but! It sucks!"
"Come on!"
"Okay, watch me straight me in the eyes, and tell me that you like it."
"Chandler…"
"Do it!"
"I like it."
"Really?"
"Yeah… I mean, it's not what I expected, but it's not so bad."
"Again, really?"
"Yeah… I mean, no one else ever gave me something like this."
"Yeah, because they have some dignity left."
"Why are you putting yourself so down? I told you I like it!"
"I just find it extremely weird."
"Well, you know, anyone could have bought me something. This is… unique."
"Oh my God! I can't believe this! You actually like it!"
"Hey! What's so wrong with it?"
"Nothing. I'm glad you do."
"Thanks."
"Thanks?"
"Come on! I'm trying to be serious here!"
"Sorry. You know, this is probably the weirdest anniversary ever."
"Oh, I know."
"Can we not talk about the song with anyone?"
"Only if you'll sing it to me."
"Mon, are you sure you're feeling well?"
"I am. You gave me a song I want to hear it."
"It's a rap, more than a song…"
"Yeah, I kind of got it from the title. I want to hear it"
"Imagine it."
"Pleaaase!"
"No."
"I'll tell about it to everyone."
"I'll tell everyone that you liked it."
"Deal."
"Deal."
Done! I loved writing this, seriously. I hope you liked reading it, because it was extremely fun to write :D