Emmett Goes Crazy
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Epov: "Ohmigod I shouted as Emmett hurled himself on my face. Then Jasper casually strolled by oblivious to the fact Emmett was clawing at my face. "Hundred bucks says Emmett got his hands on a mad deer with screwed-up blood." "What?" "I'm saying the deer he caught had like rabies or something and he probably caught it to some degree." "Jasper were vampires were not prone to disease like humans." "Or" Jasper said. "He could be having some kind of crazy vampire mood swing." "I put my bets on the second one. "Oh my god!" Emmett's BFF screamed. "Why the heck is Emmett on you?" "I don't have a stinking clue." "What's up with everybody screaming ohmigod! Emmett does it, Jasper does it, Emmett's BFF does it. Heck I even bet Carlisle and Esme does it too." Some random dude said. Turns out the dude was right. Carlisle and Esme walked in and they started screaming "ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod!" "OMG its Adam Lambert!" Emmett's BFF screamed as he walked in the room. "What the heck is