A/N So I saw something like this on the PJO fandom and found it extremely awesome, so whoever wrote that, epic creds to you, and I hope you like my totally screwy version of , and ONLY Tori's statuses and the names of everyone else are bold. Most of this chapter is on Tori's news feed. And I know they have the Slap, but this is the whole thing in Facebook form. so, ya.
Disclaimer:I don't own Victorious or Facebook, they belong to Dan Shneider and Mark Zuckerberg
Episode 1-Pilot
Tori Vega joined Facebook
Tori Vega is now friends with Trina Vega and Andre Harris
Tori Vega- OMG, Trina Vega is being sooooo annoying.
Andre Harris likes this
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Trina Vega: *scoff* am not. Dont b jeallin lil sis
Tori Vega: Ya,jealous of you
Trina Vega: Dont h8 me cuz im beautiful ;)
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Tori Vega: Big Showcase! Psyched :)
Trina Vega and Andre Harris like this
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Trina Vega: Ya im gonna be ah-mazing
Took some herbal tea to calm me =D
Tori Vega: Ummm trina u no ur allergic to herbs rite?
Trina Vega: What? Oh shizz
Andre Harris: o.O ur on in 5
Tori Vega: ANDRE! I am not gud nuff to sing in the showcase! :(
3 comments:
Andre Harris: Sure u are. You cant be tonedeaf rite? U da only one who nos the routine xept trina
Trina Vega: U can do it lil sis! Id of course be better but considering my tongues as big as my mouth rite now...
Tori Vega: Fine! Fine ill do it.
Andre Harris likes this comment.
Tori Vega:OMG im updating from backstage. Just performed :)
It was really fun,even tho my bones are shaking.
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Andre Harris: Told ya u could do it
Tori Vega: u were rite. Thx 3
Andre Harris: No prob. U no there probs gon' ask u to join Hollywood arts?
Tori Vega: No. Im not gonna do it.
Andre Harris: :( Why not?
Tori Vega: cuz everyone there is sooooo talented. And im soooooo not.
Andre Harris: Really? Cuz I beg 2 differ.
Tori Vega: Srsly? Beg to differ? Lolz. But no,rlly everyones so amazing,ya no, besides trina.
Andre Harris
: lmao. Im gonna ask the audience.
Tori Vega: WHAT? ANDRE CHARLES HARRIS DONT U DARE.
Andre Harris: Too late ;)
Tori Vega: I really hate/luv u rite now.
Andre Harris: Do it!Do it! *repeats annoying chant.*
Tori Vega: Was i really good?
Andre Harris: U made it shine. Lolz.
Andre Harris has uploaded a video" Tori Vega makes it shine"
Andre Harris commented on his own video:
Andre Harris:Its on YouTube 2,ya no.
Andre Harris updated his status:
Andre Harris: Tori Vega was amaz-zing at the Big Showcase :)
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Tori Vega: :)
Tori Vega was tagged in Andre Harris'svideo.
Tori Vega: omg mortification. Im gonna kill u someday.
Andre Harris: U can kill me at Hollywood Arts the skool we both go 2 now :)
Tori Vega: Bad Decisions. Bad Decisions. O.O
Tori Vega changed her location to: Hollywood Arts High School
with Trina Vega and Andre Harris
1 comment
Andre Harris: Ur gonna do gr8 :)
Tori Vega is now friends with Cat Valentine,Rex Powers,and Robbie Shapiro
4 Comments:
Tori Vega: why does the puppet have a facebook?
Robbie Shapiro: HES NOT A PUPPET
Tori Vega: o.O ya whatevs.
Cat Valentine: Hehe didya no unicorns are magical horses who r besties with rainbows? OMG LEMONADE
Tori Vega: about to go to my vry first class from
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Andre Harris: Good Luck o.O Dont worry im wit u chica
Tori Vega is now friends with Beck Oliver and Jade West.
Jade West posted on Tori Vega's wall: WHY THE FUCK WERE U RUBBING MY BF?
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Beck Oliver: Hey,hey calm down Jade.
Jade West: No! She needs to explain herself.
Tori Vega: I wasnt rubbing him! I accidentally spilled coffee on him!
Beck Oliver: Btw the whole coffee thing is ok.
Tori Vega: Srry =( oh wait Sikowitz just called r names.
Jade West: Oh,this should be fun* evil laughter*
Tori Vega: Is leaving Hollywood Arts- 4ever. :(
And is struggling to get coffee outta her hair.
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Comments:
Andre Harris: Wheres the dislike button :(
Jade West: Good riddance. Plz nvr show ur face in public again.
Andre Harris: My god jade u didnt need to fucking pour COFFEE in Tori's hair. Ur such a bitch.
Jade West: Strong words, dread-head. And Ive known u since 2nd grade,unlike her who just dropped in a wk ago.
Shes not talented anywayz.
Andre Harris: And shes been a better friend to me than u ever will be. And shes not talented? Rlly? Out of all the things u cud say, thats just low.
Jade West: y r u so defensive?
Andre Harris: cuz no1 treats my best friend like that.
Andre Harris: Just get the hell off Jade.
Tori Vega: Thx Dre. 3 im still not coming back tho.
Jade West: mission accomplished
Andre Harris: plz,one more chance. Ur special,Tor. Ur crazy talented. U more than deserve to be here.
Tori Vega: ... One more chance.
Trina Vega-Tori Vega: I think u did a great job the big showcase.
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Tori Vega: Thanks, trin.3
Trina Vega: of course, I wouldve been amazingly better :D
Tori Vega: uh-huh o.O
Tori Vega: Hey u! ! Andre Harris, Cat Valentine, Beck Oliver,ur my team for Abc improv :) see ya in 6th
5 Comments:
Andre Harris: whateva u say,white grl ;)
Beck Oliver: Sounds good to me :) and srry bout jade,shes actually nice. Deep,deep,deep down.
Cat Valentine: KK! 33 =D
Robbie Shapiro: What bout me?
Tori Vega: Andre, Im half latina :)
Beck,Its K. And wow that must be like fossilized deep
Cat: Why r u always so peppy?
Robbie: o.O no answer
Tori Vega: Jumping Jacks? Kiss Me. Lolololololololololol :)
Beck Oliver likes this
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Jade West: Omfg u kiss my bf again,u die
Andre Harris: Well someone got her revenge XD
Beck Oliver: no comment...
Tori Vega: Jade,Shizz for u
Andre, Ikr? Thx 4 everything
Beck:,wtf?
Jade West-Tori Vega: I still wish ud leave
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Tori Vega: Well too bad for the Wicked Witch of the West.
Tori Vega: Man I love Hollywood Arts 3
Cat Valentine,Beck Oliver, Andre Harris, Robbie Shapiro,and Rex Powers like this.
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Andre Harris: I h8 2 say i told u so but... I TOLD YA SO
Tori Vega: Yes, Dre, u did. Lolz XD
Jade West: Notice how I didn't like it.
Tori Vega: I wouldve,but i was too busy not giving a shit
Rex Powers: oo,BURN
Tori Vega: haha lolz :D
Beck Oliver: Did I have anything to do with this status?
Tori Vega: Haha MAYBEEEEEEEEE
Cat Valentine: did u no whales have penises?
Tori Vega: Wtf?
A/N Was this retarded? I know. Jade and Andre were def OOC at times but I couldnt help the subtle Tandré.And I had to change most of it to fit the whole" Facebook" thing. Whoops. If U didnt get it, the whole" Tori makes it shine" thing was a video André posted,but I obv couldnt make a screencap so... R&R and tell me if I should continue. 5 Reviews and the next chapter Monday
Tessa