Balcheat

Part 1

Scene 1

Baljeet is sitting in summer school class.

the title appears in the screen in the same white letters as always:"Balcheat"

Teacher: And that's how quantum physics work

Teacher: Oh, and before I forget, remember the test you have tomorrow.

Baljeets eyes go wide open.

Baljeet: Test, miss?

Teacher: Yes, Baljeet, the test about everything we've handled this summer.

Teacher: The test were we've been working to.

Baljeet: - !

The bell goes.

Teacher: That was all, good luck all.

Everybody leaves

Baljeet: -!

Teacher: Are you done?

Baljeet: Almost, NOOOOOOO!

Baljeet: That was all.

Teacher: I suggest you go studying, than.

Baljeet rushes out.

Scene 2

Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford and Irving are playing chess.

Phineas: Isabella to B5

Isabella walks a few steps until she is on the same square as Buford.

Buford: I don't even like this game!

Isabella: You just don't like to be removed from play by a girl.

Ferb: Well duh…

Baljeet runs in the backyard.

Phineas: Ah, Baljeet, just in time! Do you want to be the knight or the tower?

Baljeet: Phineas, Ferb! I need your help!

Buford: Hey, I haven't bullied you yet!

Baljeet: There is no time.

Baljeet: I have this huge test tomorrow and have not studied.

Phineas: What do you want us to do?

Baljeet: Please, build something that helps me get an A, please!

Phineas: Well, Isn't that cheating?

Baljeet: Yes, but I have no other options.

Phineas: How about 'study hard'?

Baljeet: I have calculated how much time I had and how much a could study in that time and I have come to the conclusion that the maximum grade I could get by studying was a B+.

Baljeet: Of course, if I wouldn't have calculated that I would have had enough time to get an A-, but it's too late now.

Buford: Please, let him stop! My mind is BURNING!

Phineas: Okay, okay, we'll get right on it…

Scene 3

Perry grabs his fedora (hat) and sees it's much too small for him. He puts it on but it keeps sliding of his head. Perry rolls his eyes and puts the fedora back in his fur. As he's not wearing his fedora, he l stays in his cover. Perry walks in the fireplace, and ends up in his lair.

MM: I'm sorry agent P, Carl messed up the laundry.

Carl: Sir, yesterday was my day off and you did the laundry that day.

MM: Hahaha… Good one, Carl… Ha…

MM: Anyway, Doofenshmirtz is building another laser with a name which ends with '-inator'.

MM: I mean, being evil is a bad, doing evil is a reason to be stopped, but when you make a lasery-machine called '-inator' EVERYDAY, that's just plain evil.

MM: As always, put a stop to him. (salutes)

Perry grabs another fedora from his desk, salutes back and runs away with the typical Doo be doo be doo bah following him.

Scene 4

Candace is on the phone with Stacy.

Candace: Stacy, every day I try to bust the boys, but they always outsmart me…

Stacy: What you should do, is become smarter, then.

Candace: Yeah, that sounds logical but how should I get smarter than my brothers? They're genius!

Stacy: What if you use them to bust them.

Candace: Okay, I lost you.

Stacy: Say you want to be smart, they'll make you smart, and then you use it against them.

Candace: Stacy, you're brilliant!

Stacy: Can you call my mom and tell her that?

Candace: Got to go, they're working on something.

Candace marches into the yard to see Phineas and Ferb completing a big mechanical box with some sort of helmet wired to it.

Phineas: After experimenting with nano-technology, We've created a machine, the size of a dishwasher, with all the information known by the humankind.

Phineas: When you put this helmet on, you'll become the smartest boy ever.

Baljeet: Thank you, thank you so much! I will-…

Candace: Move, nerdy.

Candace puts the helmet on and after a flash of light Candace walks away.

Candace: You two are so busted!

Baljeet: Shouldn't we go after her?

Phineas: No, she'll be fine. She's genius now, remember.

Baljeet: All right…

Baljeet puts the helmet on and there's another big flash of light.

Phineas: And, Baljeet?

Baljeet: The root of 43 is 6.55743852430…

Phineas: Ferb?

Ferb thumbs up.

Phineas: Baljeet, you're genius!

Baljeet starts singing a song:

Baljeet: I know... how to run and how to row!

I know... how to go with the flow!

yeah, I know... How to shoot with bow and arrow!

I know how we're gonna ski in the snow-ow!

I know... about the golden ratio!

I know... the meaning of bistro!

yeah, I know... all about Tokyo!

I know that pi is 3.141592654...

Phineas: You can stop now.

Baljeet: Sorry...

End of Part one

It took me some time with this one, but I finally finished the first part. Review! :D