Note: I DO NOT own South Park, It belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. And this is just a fan made episode! Please enjoy!
Cartman: Hey Kyle did you know Stan has no talents?
Kyle: WHAT THE HELL CARTMAN STAN HAS ALOT OF TALENTS!
Stan: Actully Kyle Cartman is right i do have no talents!
Cartman: At recess i dare you to do something you can't do
Kyle: And whats that?
Cartman: HE CAN'T F*CKING SKATEBOARD!
Kenny: Stan I will make a skate board for you!
Stan: Thanks Kenny!
(Kenny grabs a peice of wood and paints it blue)
Stan: Kenny thats just a blue peice of...
Kenny: Im not done!
(Kenny grabs 4 wheels and makes a skateboard)
Kenny: DONE!
Stan: Thaks Kenny!
Cartman: I already set up the court!
Kyle: Let's go!
(scene cuts out side at recess)
Kenny: Ready... Set... GO!
(Stan slowly rides his skate board on the track)
Cartman: HE IS SO GOD DAMN SLOW! IM GONNA MAKE HIM GO FASTER!
Kyle: CARTMAN!
(cartman gets on the track)
Cartman: STAN GO FASTER!
Stan: CARTMAN! (falls off the unsturdy track and falls)
Cartman: Oh i gusse i didn't make this thing sturdy (jumps off and lands on snow)
Stan: I think im ok guys!
(tree breaks and falls on Stan's leg)
Stan: OWW! OH MY GOD IT F*CKING HURTS!
Kyle: STAN! Kenny get the princable!
Kenny: OK! (RUNS TO PRINCABLE)
Kyle: Stan are you ok?
Stan: NO MY LEG F*CKING HURTS!
Kyle: Stan its ok Kenny is getting the princable!
PC Princable: What is going on?
Kyle: This tree fell on Stan's leg!
PC Princable: Alright! You guys try to get the tree off while i call an abulance!
Kyle: Cartman Kenny help me!
(Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny try the push the tree off)
Cartman: THIS IS SO F*CKING LAME!
Wendy: I'll help!
(the 4 push the tree off Stan)
Stan: IT STILL F*CKING HURTS!
Kyle: Stan! Please were trying to help! Look the ambulance is here!
Doctor: Ok were here!
Kyle: Can you help my freind?
Doctor: Yes he needs to come to the hospital with us though!
Kyle: OK!
(the doctors take Stan in the ambulance and take him o the hospital)
Cartma: Did- DID YOU SEE THAT (laughs)
Kyle: CARTMAN HE COULD HAVE BROKE HIS LEG WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!
Kenny; Guys im gonna go home! (crosses the street but is hit by a car)
Kyle: (sighs) Im gonna have to do this myself! OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!
Cartman: Screw you Kyle! School is over!
Mrs. Brolofski: Kyle! Kyle!
Kyle: (sadly) Coming mom!
Mrs. Brolofski: Kyle are you ok?
Kyle: No! My freind Stan injured his leg! HE MIGHT HAVE EVEN BROKE IT!
Ike: Stan
Kyle: I just want to go take a nap pretendting that never happened!
Mrs Brolofski: Ok honey!
(scene cuts in Kyle's house in Kyle's room)
Kyle: Im just gonna sit here pretending Stan never got hurt!
Ike: Kick the baby!
Kyle: Ike i don't want to kick the baby right now!
Ike: Ok.
Kyle: Goodnight Ike!
(Comercial Break)
(scene cuts at the Bus Stop)
Kyle: Hey Cartman have you seen Stan?
Cartman: No!
(Stan finnaly appears at the Bus Stop but with a cast on his leg)
Kyle: OH MY GOD STAN!
Stan: (sadly) I found out i broke my leg!
Kyle: NO NO NO NO NO!
(bus gets there and Kyle helps stan get on the bus)
Stan: Kyle i wish this day would end!
Kyle: I know what would cheer you up!
Stan: Nothing will cheer me up!
(Bus gets at the schoo,)
Kyle: Cartman why the f*ck did you do that?
Cartman: Stan is so god damn slow!
Stan: Lets just get this day over with!
(scene cuts in class)
Mr. Garison: Ok class before we learn math Stanley wants to tell you all something!
Stan: I broke my leg!
Mr. Garrison: Ok class lets do some math whats 10 divided by 2?
Stan: (sadly) 5!
Mr. Garrison: Thank you Stan! And I know it might be sad you have a broken leg! Ok class! You will find a test on your desk please do all the probloems!
(Stan sadly works on his test)
Kyle: Stan you want help?
Stan: No!
Mr. Garrison: OK class today is a short day i want all of you to go home!
(everyone gets out of their seats and waits for their parents)
Kyle: HEY STAN!
Stan: (sadly) Yes kyle?
Kyle: Im sorry you broke your leg!
Stan: Its ok! My mom is here!
Sharon: Stan!
Stan: Coming!
Sharon: How are you!
Stan: Just fine!
Sharon: Is it cause of your broken leg?
Stan: Yes!
Sharon: Oh!
(scene cuts in Stan's house)
Shelly: Stan you ok?
Stan: No! (weakly walks uptairs to his room)
(kyle walks to Stan's door and knocks on it)
Randy: Hi Kyle!
Kyle: Can i see Stan?
Randy: Yes he is up in his room!
(scene cuts in Stan's room)
Kyle: Stan! I brought cookies?
Stan: I don't want a damn cookie!
Kyle: I know! (runs home real quick and grabs Ike) Ready Ike? KICK THE BABY!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Kyle: Kick the baby! (kicks Ike)
Stan: Kyle nothing will cheer me up! (weakly gets on his bed to sleep)
(Commercial break)
Kyle: Stan What the f*ck will make you smile
Stan: Nothing!
(Cartman comes in the room)
Cartman: Hey stan Wanna skateboard?
Stan: Fine!
Kyle: Stan what the hell?
Stan: Im just gonna do it Kyle! No matter how much it (cries) hurts!
Kyle: STAN!
(stan gets on his skateboard and jumps out the window)
Stan on the ground after jumping 2 floors out the window: OWW OWW OWW WHAT THE F*CK WAS I THINKING!
Kyle: I got it! (jumps out the window and lands softly on the snow)
Stan: My leg is bleeding!
Kyle: I got it! Cartman drop down the bandages!
(bandages fall on Kyle's head and Kyle catches them)
Kyle: Don't worry Stan you'll be ok!
Stan: I- I feel better!
Kyle: Good! (hugs Stan) I will be with you for the whole weekend!
Stan: Thank you Kyle!