This is my first Avenger's fanfic, so please enjoy!
I do not own the avengers.
"Man of iron, what do you wish to show me on the interweb you have been telling me about?" Thor asked.
At the Avenger's tower, Tony had been doing nothing, like always. He had been working on a new suit when Thor had come in, proclaiming that he "Was not at the excitement of usual times, and wanted to join in the festivities." Tony had, of course, not wanted him around, so he planned to give Thor something mindless to do.
"Look, what do you like anyways Thor? You like those pop-tart things or whatever, right?"
"Oh yes Man of iron! They are simply delectable!"
"Ok,fine."
Tony looked up 'pop tart' in the search engine. He clicked the first thing to come up. Suddenly, a Nyan-cat showed up on the screen, singing some stupid song.
"Go nuts."
For the next five hours all tony heard coming from upstairs was That stupid, repeating song. Eventually he told Jarvis to sound proof the room, making it so no other room had to hear that racket. An hour later Jarvis told him something he didn't like.
"Sir?"
"Yeah, Jarvis?"
"I believe has finished using the lab. Shall I turn off the equitment?"
"Wait, why was Thor in the lab?!"
"Something about 'creating a Nyanian feline for his entertainment'.
"Oh. My. God."
Tony ran up the two flights of stairs into the lab. Thor was sitting on the ground, playing with something in his lap.
"Thor, what did you do?!"
"Man of iron! Come rejoice with me, for I have created new life!"
As Tony looked, he saw the bundles in his lap slowly uncurl and start to move around.
"Ohmygod."
Thor had made Nyan cats.
Well, he didn't, but he instructed Jarvis on what to make.
The kittens weren't actually nyan cats, but normal kittens with specially made suits…and a few biological changes.
"Hey! Don't pee There! That's my favorite suit! Tony screamed. As he got closer he noticed the urine was rainbow, just like the digital version's trail it left. He was infuriated at Thor. "WHY WOULD YOU GENETICALLY ALTER CATS FOR THE JOY OF IT?" He yelled. Thor looked away. "I thought you would like it. You are the one who showed me the wonder." He said. Suddenly one of the kittens started to sing. It was that same annoying song from the game. Tony was about to blow Thor's brains out. That's when he saw the one cat still in Thor's lap. "Why doesn't that one come out and pee on everything too? Join the fun huh?!" Another kitten came over and peed on Tony's leg. Tony gently moved it away with his foot. Thor looked away. "I made a special suit for one cat. It was supposed to be for you." He gently held up the kitten, which had a suit that looked just like Tony's. It flew over to him, and landed on his shoulder. Tony looked the cat over. He wasn't much of a cat person, but this one had a special charm. It looked at him and gave a small mew. Tony thought it over. Maybe a cat wouldn't be so bad. It could kill any mice it saw, even though people came in every month to check for rats and roaches.
He sighed and pinched his temple. He knew he would regret what he was going to say.
"They can stay."
"Wh-what?"
"They can stay,but-"
"OH JOY! Don't worry, Man of iron, I shall feed them and clean their boxes and they shan't leave my floor!Thank you!"
Thor immediately ran down to his floor with all the kittens in his arms. Tony looked at his cat.
"You like schwarma?"
"Mew."
" Then we'll get along fine."
