Ieyre: Hey, there everyone! This is my entry to Brood Mayran's fanfiction contest...my very own "wacky couple", Lisa/Mokuba! Never been done before [besides "The Cast Party"...hehehehehe], probably will never be done again...mainly because Lisa is Broodsie's character...I'm just borrowing her for a bit, you see...but anyway, back to the point. In case you've never read Brood's stuff, here's a very brief explanation of Lisa. In "Another Chance at Everything", Brood's story-
Yami Ieyre: What??? I've had no witticisms for a full 6 lines???
Ieyre: *Hides "Big book of Witticisms" behind back. It has the huge words "YAMI IEYRE" written on the cover* Guess you're loosing your touch. Anyway, in Brood's story Peggy is hosting a big tournament on another island and all your favs are back (Yugi, Joey, Anzu, Honda, Ryou, Weevil, Mai, Rex, and Seto) as well as some new duelists (Lisa, Amoura). As Yugi and all of his friends are earning diamond chips, Seto is on his own. After making a fire and setting up camp, little Lisa O'Kelly stumbles upon it. She's lost, and needs to find her sister...to make a long story shorter, Seto lets the hyperactive kid join him on his journey and gradually begins to warm up to her ^_^
Yami Ieyre: BOOOOOOOOORING!
Ieyre: -_-;;; Well, here's the first chapter. Enjoy, especially you Brood. Oh, and since this is for Brood's contest and she uses Japanese names, I'll be using Japanese names as well (Except Joey- I can't spell "Jonouachi" right for the life of me!)

Disclaimer: Don't own YGO, don't own Lisa. They're Kazuki Takahashi's and Brood's.

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"Kebby-kun! Oh, KEBBY-KUN!"

Twelve-year-old Lisa O'Kelly ran up the broad steps to the Kaiba Mansion and toppled said sixteen-year-old "Kebby-Kun" over by excessive squeezing.

"...Lisa...I'm...glad...to...see...you, too." Seto Kaiba choked out between hugs.

Against his better judgment, the young CEO had agreed with the scamp's elder sister that she could stay with him in Domino for two weeks. Obviously delighted with the idea (it had probably been hers in the first place), Lisa had gleefully hopped the next plane from Dublin to Japan (paid for by Kaiba Corp.)

"We're gonna have lotsa' fun, aren't we, Kebby-Kun?" Lisa asked, inquisitively staring up at him.

Seto stared stonily back.

"Sure, kid. I'm sure."

The little Irish girl skipped along the marble floors to keep up with her taller caretaker's long strides. Silently he marched along the halls and up and down the long staircases of the beautiful mansion.

"...wow Kebby-kun, that painting is really, really big...how many people did it take to bring it in here? I bet it cost like a bazillion dollars, cause' it's so big an' pretty and...oh! Look at that one! It's just as green as home, just like the moors! I really don't miss home at ALL...I want you to show me the WHOLE city, more than even last time I was here!" Lisa happily chattered into the silence. Enthralled by the giant mansion, she happily bounced along, asking questions about everything.

The young Kaiba smiled in spite of himself. It felt so...right for her to be there. Her boisterous presence seemed so welcoming to him. He supposed it was because he was so used to it, from being around and taking care of Mokuba for so long. And speaking of which...

//Where is that kid??//

Seto had not seen his younger brother since much earlier this morning, long before he had ordered the limo to pick Lisa up from the airport.

//Hmmmmmm...I wonder where he is? He'd better get out here soon and entertain Lisa... There's only so much I can take of this-//

He stopped to catch five or six vases Lisa unconsciously knocked into and straighten an expensive painting she had pushed to the side when she pointed at it, sighing heavily.

//Ah well...he would probably hinder rather than help, anyway.//

As they passed and ajar door, neither Lisa nor the elder Kaiba noticed the large pair of gray eyes staring through the crack.

//The nii-sama stealer is here...Let the fun begin!//

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"...the maids prepare a hot breakfast at 8:45 A.M., so unless you want to prepare YOURSELF a meal, I suggest you get up in time for it. There is no school because of the vacation [Two weeks spring break...don't ask.]...so I probably won't be...TOO busy. No more than usual." [The usual, of course, being on the computer till probably three in the morning. Workaholics Anonymous, anyone O_o?]

Lisa nodded, giggling very child-like.

"Okay Kebby-kun. I'm just gonna go unpack now-"

Lisa opened the door, expecting to simply walk in and perhaps jump on the bed. She did not expect-

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

To be pelted from above by a bucket of water balloons.

Granted, the balloons were stretched so thinly that they didn't HURT her. The drawback to that was that they had all burst upon impact, leaving one extremely wet little Irish girl. Well, wet on the outside. Inside, she was spitting-fire angry.

"MOKY-CHAN KAIBA!"

The closet door suddenly burst open, and Mokuba Kaiba fell out laughing hysterically. Seto simply stared at Lisa, angry for one of the few moments in her short life. It was a little disturbing, in his opinion, but then...Lisa never got angry with him.

"Lisa...you...shoulda...seen...your...face..." Mokuba gasped between laughs. "It was...PRICELESS!"

After a moment, Mokuba gained control of him again, and stood up and brushed himself off, looking remarkably like his elder brother. "This is pay-back for that Mystical Elf doll incident." He said darkly. "You totally deserve it, too, you know."

Seto sweatdropped. After Mokuba had stepped on and broken her Mystical Elf Doll at Christmas [See, "The Bakura Who Stole Christmas"], Lisa had retaliated by somehow getting hold of one of the boy billionaire's credit cards and ordering 400 Mystical Elf dolls. Which she dumped in Mokuba's bedroom. This was obviously some sort of revenge tactic, and the young Kaiba was very pleased with himself for it.

"I see you're speechless." Mokuba declared victoriously. "Overcome by my ultimate PRANK genius, I suppose." He shot his elder brother a grin and gave him a quick hug before turning to walk off to his room, with extreme superiority.

"MOKY-CHAN KAIBA, WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU, EVEN THE VULTURES WON'T BE ABLE TO PICK YOUR MANGLED BODY!" A shrill Irish voice screamed at his back.

"Nyah, nyah! As if you can catch me!" He turned and gave her a wet raspberry before running off.

"Why you little-get beck here!"

Screaming and carrying on all the wile, both children ran down the halls and banisters, destroying everything in their path. Soon they had both sprinted out of Seto's sight, leaving behind remnants of a once clean hall.

//Dear Lord...this is going to be a long vacation.//

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Shortly following the "Water balloon Scandal" [Ten bucks to whoever gets the reference...hehehehe...], 8 earthworms "mysteriously" found their way onto Mokuba's plate of pasta at dinner. Shortly after, 4 frogs apparently jumped off the Kaiba Mansion's grounds and into Lisa's bed. The next morning, Mokuba ran down the stairs to the kitchen, wearing all PINK clothing and very distraught. After his elder brother promised he would go out and buy new things, Seto investigated the subject thoroughly. He discovered that, coincidentally, red dye from the closet next to Lisa's room had been found missing after the maids had done the laundry. Later that morning, when Lisa was taking a shower, Mokuba ran into every bathroom in the house and flushed EVERY toilet.

The pranks were driving Seto insane. Why was it that the two children had seemingly NOTHING in common? Well, almost nothing... Unfortunately for Seto, the only interest that the two shared was in HIM. The both of them absolutely ADORED the young CEO, which lead to yet another problem: "Sibling" rivalry.

"Seto, will you take me out for ice-cream?"

"But Kebby-kun, *I* want to go to the candy store!"

"Ice-cream is closer! Besides, Seto likes it better, anyway!"

"No, candy! He likes CANDY better!"

"Ice-cream!"

"Candy!"

"Ice-cream!"

"Candy!"

"ICE-CREAM!"

"CANDY!"

In actuality, Seto really liked neither of the two sweets, finding them to be "baby food", a fact that both Lisa and Mokuba knew well. But it didn't matter to them. Any excuse to argue was good enough.

It was driving Seto INSANE. Ever since Lisa had arrived, Mokuba had become ten times more needy, which, in Seto's opinion, was because he was jealous of the attention Lisa received from his brother. And Lisa just couldn't STAND that anyone should get attention from HER "Kebby-kun" but HER. Needless to say, it was a no-win situation for our hero.

Speaking of which, Seto was just finishing his incredibly expensive lunch in his dining hall when-

"SEEEETOOO! I want to go to the park, nii-sama!"

"NO! Let's go to the museum, Kebby-kun!"

"Park!"

"Museum!"

Seto sighed. They were starting their old favorite argument again. The "I want to do something with Seto/Kebby-kun" argument. He had practically memorized it by now it was so familiar.

Standing up emotionlessly, the CEO strode past the two arguers (Who were so engrossed in '"Park!" "Museum!"' they actually didn't notice the subject of the argument leave the room) and out the front door. Out of everyone's sight, he quickly dropped the calm demeanor. If examined closely, one would notice the blood shot eyes and the once neatly combed hair hanging unkempt from Seto's head. The poor boy was obviously being driven to the brink of sanity by his loved ones constant feuds and the resulting destruction of his large, clean, and beautiful home.

After walking for a minute or so, Seto stopped in a grassy clearing. Reaching down in the grass for a moment, he pulled a large chain out of the concealed ground and pulled it backward hard and lifting a large piece of earth, revealing a secret staircase hidden underneath the mansion. Quickly he dashed down the broad steps and into a secret library. He swiftly approached the nearest bookshelf and pulled at a large book, which, when pulled, opened up an extremely high-tech security-locked door that scanned the image of one of his large blue eyes and allowed him entrance.

I'd say this guy is pretty paranoid, wouldn't you?

As soon as he stepped into the room, a feminine voice coming from the computer itself stated matter-of-factly:

"Running Computer Identification Protocol. Please state your name."

"Seto Kaiba." He immediately responded.

The computer didn't say anything for a second or two, very unlike itself. Thinking there was something wrong, Seto pressed the volume button to maximum. Then without warning, the speakers of the computer blared out:

"Museum!"

"Park!"

"Museum!"

"PARK!"

Seto actually fell backward in shock, and, thinking that somehow Lisa and Mokuba had miraculously found his hiding place swiveled his head from one side to another. Nothing.

The computer suddenly began to chuckle.

"I had you there, didn't I, boss?" His computer appeared to be grinning, in a kind of digital way.

"You've decided to start playing practical jokes as well?" He shot the screen a death glare. "This is the last thing I need right now."

"Wait till this hits the press, I can see the headline now: 'Seto Kaiba, computer genius and CEO of his own company, Champion of Duel monsters...Bested by his own computer'."

"Not amusing in the slightest."

"You're just mad because you don't like loosing or looking foolish. Ever." The computer laughed again.

"...I've created a monster." He responded, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Made in her creator's image, Dr. Frankenstein."

"Oh, shut up."

After the usual banter he began typing stonily, but with great speed, on some sort of dull business document. He kept making mistakes and it was clear, at least to his computer, that he needed to find a solution to his current problem of arguing children before he could concentrate on work again.

"Is something on your mind?" she began hesitantly.

"...Hn..."

"I assume that's a yes..."

"Hn." He grunted again at her, with apparent disinterest.

"...It's Lisa and Mokuba fighting, isn't it?" she asked, evidently with concern from the bottom of her circuits.

He looked up and sighed for about the 8th time that day.

"...Yes. Their fighting is wearing me so thinly...I don't think I can take another two weeks of this. They'll drive me insane!"

"With you, it doesn't take much."

Once again, he shot her the death glare.

"AND for once in my life," He began again irritably, "I really have no idea what to do about it!"

"Oh, please... 'For once in your life'...you've been completely clue-less so many times it's not even-"

She was silenced quickly by the pair of large pliers and huge computer Seto pulled out, as if to threaten her.

"Touchy, touchy. Well, to any extent, I think I may have a solution to your problem."

"Really?" He perked up. "What is it?"

"I'm quite sure that I, being a computer, do not understand human emotions enough to be able to solve this apparent fighting problem Lisa and Mokuba have with each other."

Seto nodded. This seemed a reasonable assumption.

"So as I see it..." She trailed off. "There's only one sure-fire solution."

"And what mind that be?" Seto asked impatiently. Her stalling was really irritating him now.

She made the appearance of grinning once again.

"You'll have to go to Yugi Mouto for help."

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Ieyre: So, there ends chapter one!
Yami Ieyre: This is really long for one of your stories...I'm kinda surprised.
Ieyre: I felt I needed a drawn out first chapter...so, Broodsie, what did you think of it? The romance comes later...but it does come...hehehehehe...
Yami Ieyre: *jumps away* That laugh is friken' creepy!
Ieyre: What, THIS laugh...hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe-
Yami Ieyre: Make it stop! Dear Ra, make it stop!
Ieyre:-hehehehehehehehehehehe *continues on for some time*
Yami Ieyre: When will the pain end????
Ieyre: NEVER!
Yami Ieyre: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *5 hours later* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-hey, where did the laughter go?
Ieyre: *yawns* I got bored with it a while ago.
Yami Ieyre: Oh.
Ieyre: Well, anyway...gotta go! See ya'll later! Ciao!
Yami Ieyre: Bye...or whatever.