Author's Note: okay, I had some free time, a bored moment, if you will, and this is what we have.
Puff the Magic Murlock
by
Lilith Falling
Puff the Magic Murlock lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the blood-soaked mud Aaaaaughibrgubugbugrguburgle-ing with glee!
Oh how we greatly misjudged that scaley rascal Puff,
We bought some gear and healing pots, and other useful stuff, Oh
Puff the Magic Murlock lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the blood-soaked mud Aaghibrgrle-ing with glee!
Together we travel on a boat with billowed sails,
Singing tribal songs, and drinking lots of dwarven ale,
At dawn we would make land, and set off upon our steeds,
Until we spot giant fish-man wearing bones and seaweed, Oh
Puff the Magic Murlock lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the blood-soaked mud Aaghibrgrle-ing with glee!
So we dismount swiftly and draw our mighty swords,
The healer buffs, we do our stuff, and charge, "For the Horde!"
The battle turns in our favor, we push on without mercy,
We thought we won, they turned and run, we pursue them to the sea,
Well such was our folly, there were more beneath the waves,
Countless fish tribes surfaced and drug us to our graves,
Oh now we're at the graveyard, cursing that fucking Puff
When we're lvl 19 we'll twink our toons, come back and spill his guts, Oh!
Puff the Magic Murlock lived by the sea,
And frolicked in the blood-soaked mud Aaghibrgrle-ing with glee!
Author's Note:I have nothing to say for myself.