POKEMON.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: THANKS TO DEEP C FOR THE MIMIKYU IDEA OF SLAPPING ASH'S LIPS OFF.
Second author's note: As stated by Will, this is a political commentary about the plumbing system.
One day in Pokemon world, Ash thought it would be a good idea to flush Pikachu.
"PIKA-FUCK YOU!" Shouted Pikachu from the toilet Ash crammed him in. "GO TO HELL, ASH." Pikachu jumped out, splashing Ash with the toilet water.
"PIKACHU!" screamed Ash, "GET BACK!" He accidentally picked up a Mimikyu, who promptly slapped Ash's lips right off.
"BITCH. NO." It shouted. "YOU QUIT YO SHIT NOW, HONEY."
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
Team Rocket entered the bathroom stall Ash was in.
"HEY! MY STALL CLEARLY STATES 'OCCUPIED' YOU STUPID SHITS." screeched Ash, his voice raspy from all the shouting.
James tilted his head away in annoyance. "Well excuuuuse me for needing to evacuate my bowls, you selfish little prick."
"Yeah" spoke Jesse, "Get out, little twerp!"
Ash slammed his fists onto the stall's walls, "WHAT, YOU ALL WANT TO SHARE THE SAME FUCKING TOILET HERE?!"
"Well it looks like that is going to be the case."
A moment of awkward silence and exasperated breathing passed. Ash looked to their feet. "Say... where the fuck is your Meowth?"
"We flushed him." Responded Jesse.
"WHAT. WHY?"
"I dunno."
Suddenly Maxie entered the room. "Pardon me for my intrusion, but why are you all-" Ash suddenly hit his face punching his glasses.
"BITCH. SHUT YOUR FACE."
Archie fell down from the ceiling and high-fived Ash. "YEAH! THAT'S MY BOY!"
The entire Team Aqua team entered the restroom and began trashing up the place, spreading water all over the floor. Loud heavy metal music played.
Guzma walked in and then instantly made a u-turn.
Ash climbed upon a stage, his face painted like a murder clown as the heavy metal music increased. A crowd appeared out of nowhere and lights appeared.
Ash screeched, "AAAAAAAARRGHHHHH. CRAWL. INTO. THE WATER. LIVE. THERE. DIE THERE."
Meowth popped up from the toilet. "Eh, it's a living."
An audience laughed and credits popped up.
TO BE CONTINUED?