More crack. Surprise at the end.
It was a calm and peaceful night and everyone was sound asleep. Everyone except Levi.
Levi was having a tough time in his room. No matter how hard he rubbed, it wouldn't come out. His hands were becoming sore from all the rubbing he was doing.
No Matter how hard he tried, Levi just could not get the stain out of the floor.
"Tch."
Levi was beyond frustrated, when all of the sudden, a bright light engulfs the room. The Pinesol lady had appeared before his very eyes. She was like an angel sent from Heaven.
She smelled of lemons and cleanliness. Levi felt relieved that she had come.
"Levi, I have come here to help you with your stain problem." Said the Pinesol lady.
"I have been rubbing very hard at this stain all day. How do I get it to sparkle like Mr. Clean's bald head?" Spoke Levi.
"Use this." Said the Pinesol lady as she handed Levi a bottle of lemon scented Pinesol.
All of the sudden another bright light appears. The Bounty paper towel lumber jack man was now in Levi's room as well. He looked at Levi and said, "Use these. They will help you." as he tossed Levi the roll of paper towels.
"Thanks." Said Levi as he bent over to clean up the mess.
After a few seconds, the stain was all gone. Levi started to stand up when all of the sudden Mr. Clean appeared out of no where and pounded his big clean penis into Levi's butt for a round of surprise butt sex.
"Now THAT'S the power of Pinesol, baby!"