Hi! Wlecome to my first homestuck fanfiction! :3 I don't know much about it but my friend asked me for a fanfiction so I hope its not too ooc ^^"
ANYWAY ONTO THE STORY
Chapter 1: Papa Johns
Dirk was making pizza left and right when Terezi came in, "Hey can I get a pepperoni pizza?"
Dirk felt enraged. No more pepperoni pizzas. He was so fucking sick and tired of pepperoni. Pepper fucking roni, "IQUIT!" he yelled at the top of his lungs, and ran into the back sobbing.
Tavros came up, whimpering, "o-o-o-o-of course you can-can have a pizza… he's just… a little sensistive. You know. It's that time."/
"What time is it?" Terezi asked confused.
Tavros shrugged, "s-Summer time. I-it's our vacation."
"Tavros." Kanaya said extremely, looking like she could make every woman in the nearest 5 miles wet just by flicking her luscious hair that she went to the salon to get done every single morning at 5 am.
Tavros looked up his long graceful fingers stroking the pen, "Y-yes?"
Kanaya watched him, "I want a cheese pizza. Oh, add some blood." She flicked her hair, and Rose, who was sitting at a table with some beautiful flowers (roses- kanaya got them for her because she made her sad), looking completely happy waiting for her wife to return.
Tavros nodded, "O-okay." He wrote it down, "go ahead and swipe your card."
Kanaya looked disapproving, " I don't have to pay for anything because im gay, don't ask me for that."
Tavros swallowed, "oh. Ok." He made her pizza and handed it to her, "here's your pizza."
"Can I get an extra sauce?"
Tavros nodded and handed it to her, "Here you go."
ELSEWHERE…..
THE SUMMONER was watching tv, watching the alterian version of Survivor, eating cheetos and drinking a gallon of redbull. His twelve roommates, all animals, came and sat next to him.
Mindfang came in, "Hey THE SUMMONER, I'm pregnant."
THE SUMMONER looked at her and sipped his redbull staring at her, "I don't think we can ge prengnat.?"
Mindfang shrugged, "I'm pregnant though."
THE SUMMONER sighed, "What are we going to do?"
Mindfang shrugged, "Raise her to be the true leader of the revolution? Duh."
THE SUMMONER took another sip of his red bull, "True."
ELSEWHERE AGAIN
Rose opened her eyes, her sexy wife looking deeply ointo her soul. "Oh…. Kanaya…. You're getting me all….mmmjhmmmm…."
Kanaya licked her lips staring at her grinning with a smile, "Don't worry. I'll be gentle." She kissed her hard.
Rose moaned, "This isn't gentle"
Kanaya giggled and flipped her lesbian hair, "That's okay, you're all cute."
Rose clung to her trollian wife with need, "Take me, darling. Take me hard."
[fade to black[]]]]
At the local papa johns, where everyone always meets, john was waiting for his blind date to show up, as his ex wife, Roxie, had left him after realizing that she only liked him for his fabulous hair and wanted a true lesbian in her life.
Dave walked up, blushing bright pink, holding out a bunch of sakura flowers, "Hi. I just wasn't brave enough until now. I think you look really sexy in those shoes.'
John flushed, feeling like the world was thrown on his edge, "oh. Please. I knew all along. It's just. Me and roxie, you know. We were together. And you and i. we weren't."
Dave bit his lip, "You wanna uh, make out?" HE asked, leaning his hip against the table.
John moaned, "Yes FUCK ING please."
They made out really fucking hard.