Could107: was bored and got this idea Tally Mai-chan
Disclaimer: don't own bleach
"Ugh what happened to me!"
Ichigo scratched his head waking up in the SS.
Okay Ichgio your first target is Renji
Ichigo jumped ten feet into the air.
"Who the hell are you?!"
It's me could107 but call me Alastor
"How the hell are you in my head!!"
Let's just bring out the flashback.
(At a bar)
Ichigo was sitting at a table with Ukitake.
"Okay Ichigo here are your mission speks."
He flipped through the papers then saw the pay.
Wow look at all those zeros.
"Ichigo nodded at his hollow's words."
"Okay I'm in."
"Alright you meet him here"
He got up and left.
About five minutes later a man in a black cloak and hood walked in and sat across from him
"Are you could107"
"Yes call me Alastor oh and goodnight"
I pulled out knockout gas and sprayed him with it.
"Okay time to get to work"
(Flashback over)
"What the **** man!"
Just get to work
"NO way man"
Ichigo started to run back but was then hit with 5 thousand volts of electricity
"What the hell was that?"
Microchip. Oh I'm rolling on the ground laughing now.
"What microchip?"
(Flashback number two)
"Wake up!"
I threw a bucket of water on him then he was electro shocked from the chip
He dragged himself back into the both.
"Aah what the hell"
"Okay the chip is installed into your brain, now sign this contract"
"Wait, wait, wait, chip, contract what are you talking about?"
"I knocked you out and installed a microchip into your head. Now if you don't sign the contract the chip will kill you"
"What the **** man!!!"
I pulled out a controller and he got shocked by another 5000 volts.
"Fine I'll sign it!"
He took the pen and signed his name on the slip.
"Thank s. Now just so you know I lied about the electro shock thing. It won't kill I'll just hurt"
"What the-
"-See ya"
I shun poed out of there to my secret hideaway, The Nara forest from Naruto.
"Let the fun begin"