JJ: Masculine, Sophisticated, Interesting and

by erinski

Cook wants to make JJ into these adjectives by the end of the month, all for his own entertainment. Told from mainly JJ's POV, not only do we see this experiment but we see everyone around him from his own mind :

JJ: Masculine, Sophisticated, Interesting.. and Suave.

JJ

Ahem. The adjectives above do not describe me in any way possible. You could possibly - well, definitely – say that I am neither of them, which is a bit knocking to my male bravado but it is in fact true.

Cook has conducted this experiment to satisfy his boredom. For some reason, he plans to make me into these adjectives by the end of the month. Yes, that is how bored he is. Normally, I'd tell him to go have carnal relations with Effy but- well, she's too complicated to even discuss. Or I'd tell him to hang out with Freddie but he's so busy getting stoned and skating that Cook would be even more bored.

I'm not saying Freddie's boring.

He's just a fun-sponge, as Cook likes to call him. He simply sucks up all the fun, like that advert with the elephant and paper towels.. That creeps me out.

My name is Jonah Jeremiah Jones, but you can call me JJ. I'm seventeen, eighteen at the end of the month – yeeees, now you know why Cook's giving this experiment a deadline! - and I'm one third of the Three Musketeers, second generation. I've got mild autism, meaning I don't do well in social situations, but on the plus side, my mathematical aptitude is right up there! I should appear on Countdown, I'd given Ms Carol Vorderman a run for her money.

I like girls. Girls with nice eyes, nice hair, breasts obviously. I like girls who treat me like a person. They're the ones worth liking.

I like two girls.

Greedy JJ! I know you're thinking that. But they're Effy and Emily, two girls I can't have, even if I tried. Effy is.. god I don't know what Effy is. She's dangling both Cook and Freddie from a string that's about to break. Cook likes her for an occasional fumble but Freddie loves her.

Emily is a lesbian who I once had sex with.

Now that one is literally impossible.

This is just a small taster of what this new story could be like, please review so I know whether to continue or not :) Read my other story Heart On Your Sleeve for some Effy/Freddie action :)