Toilet(s): Flooded
Rooms: Flooded:
Stairway: Wet like shit
Living: Stuff are floating
Dining: Dining's in the kitchen
So... Kitchen: (luckily) half-flooded
Mission room: slightly flooded, that's the only place the guys can be without getting very wet.
Y: "KEN HIDAKA. Explain just HOW did you bust the pipe line?"
K: "What did I do! It was after the mission and I was only in the toilet"
Y: "'Only in the toilet' doesn't fit the full description, Ken"
K: "So you three are blaming me that I spoilt the pipe! Be reasonable you guys! I only wanted to clean the blood off my shirt!"
Y: "Yeah, and you had to burst the pipes because of it."
K: "I DID NOT BURST IT!"
R: "Then explain how it is now."
K: "Well, I was just washing my shirt in the sink…"
O: "Ken-kun, how many times did I tell you not to wash clothes in the sink?"
K: "Gee, I'm sorry. I was just washing you know. The next thing I knew, the whole place was flowing with water."
Y: "Lemme guess, Kenken, you fell asleep while washing? Further more STANDING?"
K: "Shut up Yoji. You're not helping me in anyway."
R: "Continue."
K: "Well then, I think I left my bugnuk somewhere…"
Y: "You sure you didn't flush it down and cause the place to flood?"
R: "Shut up Kudou, and let me finish will you?"
Y: "Fine fine…"
K: "…"
Rest: "…"
K: "…"
Y: "I thought you said you wanted to finish."
K: "I forgot what I wanted to say…"
Y: "Damn you."
K: "Thank you. Go damn yourself."
O: "Anyway, ken-kun, did you find your bugnuks?"
K: "Yeah. They were on the other side of the toilet bowl."
O: "Uh huh… then?"
K: "I picked it up and placed it on the toilet bowl instead. You know it rusts if it touches water."
Y: "And it doesn't rust when it touches blood…"
K: "Hey, it's blood-proof, but not water-proof. Got a problem with that?"
Y: "In fact I do."
K: "SHUT UP"
R: "Kudou, stop cutting in or you'll drink up the water upstairs."
Y: "…"
K: "After that I went back to washing… actually, while picking up my bugnuks I left the water running. You know, soak the shirt?"
O: "And that's how it got flooded?"
K: "Only in the basin. I removed my shirt and it drained off as usual."
O: "That doesn't really explain how the lines burst."
K: "Well, my bugnuks slipped because my hands were slippery…"
Rest: "…………"
K: "And it fell against one of the pipes."
Y: "See! I new it was you!"
K: "HOLD IT! I'm not done yet! It scratched the pipe a LITTLE bit, but it isn't deep enough to make the pipe pop."
R: "But the currents in the pipes are strong enough to make it burst."
O: "So Ken-kun, you are the indirect cause of this flood we are in."
K: "Fine! I'm sorry! Happy?"
R: "Not really. We are stuck in the basement. We can only hope that Manx or Birman comes to open the front door."
Y: "And let themselves get washed away."
O: "There goes our mission."
K: "Anyone wanna call the fireman?"
Y: "And tell them our claw friend here ripped the pipe apart?"
K: "I did not rip it apart! It just popped…"
Y: "Means the same thing."
K: "I am SO going to kill you, Yoji… Once I get outta here…"
Y: "By all means."
K: "Damn it! I wanna get out of here!"
Y: "Who doesn't?"
K: "I wanna get out more than you three combined together."
O: "Don't be so mean! When did I get involved?"
K: "Yadda yadda…"
Y: "Hey look, Julie's biscuits."
K: "I don't remember having and BISCUITS in the mission room."
Y: "Neither do I."
O: "Nu-uh."
All: "…"
Y: "Aya you brought this in?"
R: "Nope."
O: "Then how…?"
K: "It could only mean…"
Y: "THE WATER'S COMING IN FROM THE KITCHEN! AHHHHHHHHH!"
Sploosh. Sploosh. Sploosh.
Ten minutes later.
Y: "Well, at least we're out."
K: "cough Seroiusly, Yoji, I'm really cough going to kill you."
Y: "That's the second time you said that."
K: "I know."
Y: "What are we going to do about the house now?"
O: "Vacuum?"
Y: "Who vacuums water?"
O: "Water vacuum machine."
Y: "Har har, Omi."
O: "I'm not joking."
K: "What about the flowers?"
Y: "They get plenty of water now."
K: "Yeah right. Quit the sarcasm. We have to find a way outta this."
Y: "Where's Aya?"
R: "Behind you."
Y: "Oh, so you're the only one who managed to get washed out standing?"
R: "…"
Y: "I'll take that as a yes…"
K: "What are we going to do with the house!"
O: "Any options?"
R: "One, we can spend the day cleaning, two, we can hire some people to do it."
Y: "No third option."
R: "You can think of it."
Y: "No thanks…"
S: "Oh look, drenched kitties."
Three: "SCHWARZ!"
S: "At your service. What happened to your house?"
Y: "Kenken here, flooded it."
K: "Shut up Yoji."
N: "So, now you're stuck outside?"
O: "Pretty much. You got a plan?"
S: "For us or for you?"
F: "Floods hurt God…"
S: "Yes Farf, so what are you guys going to do again?"
K: "Help us with the thinking."
S: "I don't think Brad here seen you guys in a vision."
C: "I don't read unnecessary things."
K: "Thanks a lot. Are you guys going to help or not?"
N: "Well, if you wanna catch a cold in wet clothes."
Y: "So you guys do actually have a heart…"
S: "Is that an insult blondy?
Y: "Yes it was, are you helping us or not?"
N: "We can lend a hand by lending you proper clothes."
R: "Too proper to be exact."
O: "Huh? Aya-kun, you don't hate Schwarz anymore?"
R: "How can I hate them when my boyfriend is inside?"
Y, K: "OMG! AYA! YOU! WITH SCHWARZ! THE WORLD IS IN CHAOS!"
O: "Not really. Look on the bright side, at least we got our enemies to help, which means we aren't enemies anymore!"
Y: "And Mr. Ice is okay with that?"
S: "Don't worry about him. Everything is under control."
R: "Yeah, when you're head is unattached to your neck."
S: "Tsk, tsk. Ayan, how can you be so mean to me? After all, I am your boyfriend…"
C: "SCHULDICH. GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF HIM."
S: "Yes O' fearless leader."
K: "Wait, so Aya's with who?"
S: "Bradley and me."
Two out of the eight people faints.
Guess who.
OWARI
