Hi, I'm the yellow dude! I'm the one that sings and does a shitty job at magic!!! Also, I love Antini!!!!
Antini: Hi, I'm the blue dude!!!! Somehow I eat 1,000 meals a day but I never made it on My 600lb Life!!! Also, ima asshole
Murray: Hello, I'm the red boi!!! I'm gay for guitars and I fucked an ugly dino!!!
Jeff: Hi, I'm that Asian bloke!!!! I sleep all the time because life is bullshit!! Also, I play piano!!!
Professor Eye patch (Captain Feathersword): Ahoy there bitches!!! I'm Greg's father, Professor Eye Patch!! Were be the booty?!
Ugly Dino (Dorothy the dinosaur): Heehee!!! I love to eat roses three times a day!!! (Floral Hygiene!)
Henry the Octopus: Hi there, ima creepy lookin Octopus!!! I like to watch you sleep!!!
Wags the Dog: Ruff Ruff!!!!!
I will probably regret doing this... Childhood ruined!