I dont know where this idea came from but it made me laugh writing it :D
Hope you enjoy
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Sonny with a Dance
CPOV
"Chad i dont quite now how to tell you this..." said the director mulling over how to say it.
"Its ok, everyone gets starstrucked sometimes, just tell me how awesome i am so i can get back to eating my steak" i replied big headedly and yearning for that steak.
"NO CHAD!" he screamed, "youre getting fat!" he blurted out then covered his mouth in shock.
I reeled back in horror, "How dare you!" i replied as i prodded my slightly flabby stomach.
The director was not 100% wrong though, i had gained a couple pounds.
"Chad every actor we hire does an activity here, even Grady does one!" he felt guilty for using him as an example but hoped it would help prove his point.
I knew a fatal flaw in his plan though, "There are no spaces left in any group" i replied smug and victorious.
I folded my arms and closed my eyes, a wide grin accross my face.
"All except one..." said the director removing a form from his pocket.
I jumped in place shocked and flew next to him to see for myself.
"DANCING!" i screamed! "oh well thats not too bad, girls love breakdancers" i smiled proudly and attempted to breakdance, but failed.
"Its not break dancing Chad its..." he hesitated.
"Flamenco?" he shook his head " Tango?" he shook his head again, i was beginning to panic now " i'll freakin morris dance just dont say what i think your going to!" I bit my nails.
"Im sorry Chad but im afraid its... its... waltzing" we both shuddered.
"I'll refuse to attend!" i protested.
"If you do the studio will fire you and give the role to someone else. Its just two weeks Chad, show up, lose some weight and for god sake try and have fun." The director obviously felt terrible about the whole thing.
"Miss Monroe's lessons are everyday at 6:00pm. It will have to be private lessons."
"Miss who?!" i screamed in horror.
"Monroe, Sonny Monroe. You know each other I'm sure of it." He seemed confused.
"oh we know each other, THERE IS NO WAY IN HOLY HELL I AM SLOW DANCING WITH THAT!" I screamed at him, so loud his stupid director hat flew off.
"Either learn to get over your stupid quarrel or take a hike... fatty." And with that i was dragged out of his office by large men.
"You cant do this man, this IS NOT COOL!" eventually i gave up struggling and just let them drag me.
I felt myself being flung through the air as i landed outside Monroes door, i checked my watch. 6:00 pm. Showtime.
Hope you enjoyed it :D expect a lot of Channy and slow dances ;p
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