AHHH! THE SEQUEL IS FINALLY HERE!

If you're wondering what I'm going on about, it's that this story, the one you are about to read, is the sequel to my other story "Harry Potter Got a Facebook." So you might want to read that one first.

ARE YOU EXCITED? BE EXCITED!


Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger are in a relationship.

Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Cho Chang, Molly Weasley, Parvati Patil, and George Weasley like this.


Harry Potter Staying at the Burrow for a few weeks with Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger! :D :D

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Harry Potter Ron Weasley Any luck in job hunting? None for me yet, since I never actually graduated Hogwarts...

Ron Weasley Well, there's this one bloke at this place called 'Walmart' that'll hire me as a greengrocer, whatever that is.

Arthur Weasley Fascinating! Walmart is a Muggle store! You can tell me all about it!

Molly Weasley RONALD WEASLEY! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE NOT FOUND A JOB IN THE WIZARDING WORLD YET?


Ron Weasley I'm dead :(

Harry Potter YESSSSSSS.


Harry Potter Ron Weasley Ding dong, the Wicked Witch is dead!

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Ron Weasley I hate my friends.

Harry Potter I love you too, mate!

Ginny Weasley HAHAHA. Bromance much?

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Ron Weasley GINNY!


Harry Potter Ginny Weasley is just jealous because she wishes she had what me and Ron Weasley have.

Ginny Weasley Oh yeah, I'm totally jealous of your fantasies.

Ron Weasley DUDE. WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.

Harry Potter Don't deny ;)

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Hermione Granger Ron Weasley I had no idea you were into Harry Potter like that...

Molly Weasley No one expected it, dear.

Ron Weasley I'M NOT INTO HIM LIKE THAT!

Harry Potter He's still trying to keep it a secret.

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Ron Weasley I am going to kill Harry Potter.

Harry Potter Looking forward to it! :D

Ginny Weasley Can I help?

Harry Potter Hey! You're supposed to be on my side!

Ginny Weasley I'm jealous of what you and Ron have, remember?

Ron Weasley Hermione Granger, you in?

Hermione Granger -_-" no.

Molly Weasley If you do it, please do it outside. I do not want to have to clean bloodstains off the floor.

Ron Weasley likes this.

Molly Weasley You liked one of my comments? That was so sweet!

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Ron Weasley Sigh...


Harry Potter I'm hiding from Ron Weasley and Ginny Weasley under the stairs.

Hermione Granger Idiot.

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Hermione Granger I think I just heard a little girl scream.

Ginny Weasley I thought it was one of those high frequency things!

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Harry Potter I have never felt so violated.

Hermione Granger They only broke your glasses...


Molly Weasley Ron Weasley I expect you to apologize to Harry Potter.

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Ron Weasley ...


Harry Potter That was the sweetest, most heartfelt apology I have ever heard from Ron Weasley!

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Molly Weasley I'm glad he said sorry!

Ron Weasley I hate you so much, Harry.


Ron Weasley Moral of the story? Get a job.

Harry Potter Good luck.

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