Epic Rap Battles of Narutoverse!
Deidara the Mad Bomber!
Versus!
Sasori of the Red Sands!
Begin!
Deidara
KATSU! Art is a blast!
Now watch me kick this string puller's wooden ass!
So scared of death he locked his soul in a doll,
But you couldn't even beat your grandma and a banshee troll.
So smart and cold you killed a kage without being caught,
Then how did your hundred puppet show fail and your performance rot?
Call youself an artist, pleas don't insult me.
You're just a cowardly, weak, idiot of a wooden zombie!
Sasori
If art is a blast, then why aren't you dead?
I'm the zombie but actually have a brain in my head.
You must not understand how little you know of art,
Because by your definition, include your intelligence, Hidan's clean mouth and farts.
I'm sorry to say Deidara, but you're the dumbest blonde I know,
More dense than even that canon dunce, Naruto.
If you thought your art could beat mine, here's a little tip:
Explode all you want, Kurotsuchi likes my wooden stick.
Deidara
Oh, am I supposed to be threatened by this at all?
By a grown man in a boy's body playing with dolls?
Why don't you upgrade your arsenal, Red,
Just learn how to respect the dead!
You can't just defile graves, you common thief,
I feel like Charlie Brown, good grief!
Just get together with your boyfriend, Orochi,
Find eternal life with the Snake's nodachi.
Sasori
Why don't you just get with your pet, Tobi?
You act so idiotic you must be high, dobey.
If you think I'll let such an immature artist win,
You're naive enough to be Minato's twin!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!