Hey! My first fic in a while, eh? Please review, reviews are like oxygen,
or water, or chocolate, whatever you can identify best with. :D please?
It'll make my day, unless it's a flame of course. Constructive critism is
always needed and appreciated, but please don't flame. Flames are like
liver for dinner, or having your computer screwed up, or seeing your dog
get hit by a car, once again take your pick. Anyway, thanks for at least
getting this far, you might as well just read the whole thing now. hint
hint
I didn't mean for this to happen. I really didn't. I mean, Malfoy's a complete prick right? Of course I'm right. Stupid Ginny with her stupid makeovers. Stupid stupid stupid. STUPID! Guys are idiots.
Leave Harry and Ron somewhere and meet me in front of that hair place next to Olivanders Tom. at 10. -G
Care to explain why? I can't just leave those two; Merlin knows what kind of trouble they'd get themselves into. -H
I need to get my hair done, and just leave them at that quidditch shop they like so much, that'll keep them occupied for a while. -G
You're really not good with shop names are you? Never mind, ritorical question. Ok, you win. Now go to sleep, Ron's snoring kept me up last night and I'm now suffering from sleep deprivation. -H
Humph. -G
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Ok, it didn't take very long to lose those two for a while. Led them in, said something about going to a bookstore while they were enticed in a broom accessories aisle, they nodded hypnotically and I was as free as a bird. I'll be there in a few. -H
Ok, I'm just making an appointment. Oh and it's called Madame Olivia's by the way. -G
For you right? -H
Of course. -G
"Ginnyyyyyyy!" Hermione whined at a triumphant looking red haired teen. "Not fair! You can't cheat like that! You know very well I hate all the useless makeovers you've tried to give me in the past few years. NOT ONE OF THEM HAVE WORKED. Accept it, move on, and find another helpless victim." Ginny smiled, letting the insults fly right over her. Hermione looked a bit frustrated at this.
"This one will, I can feel it. Oh look, there's Olivia now." Ginny smirked at Hermione, quickly changing it into a warm smile to Olivia. A whinny Hermione sulked as she was led away to face her death. Just kidding, my gosh she's only getting a hair cut!
"Oh dear! Look at zat rat's nest on you're head, we absolutely must do something about zat." Ginny suppressed a giggle at the woman's bluntness, Hermione just sunk lower into her chair. (This'll be over in a little while. I can make it through this. Just one more..) The woman brought out a wide arrangement of potions, at least twenty Hermione guessed. She mentally kicked herself for believing Ginny. Wasn't she supposed to be the smartest girl in her year? And yet this delvilish little 15 year old tricked her into at least her 5th makeover. A look of sheer dread passed over her face.
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"OI! Hermione! You look absolutely wonderful! I'm a genius." Ginny squealed. Hermione couldn't help but disagree.
"What have you done?! I look like a BIMBO!" Retorted a very blonde Hermione.
"Nonsense, you look fantastic." Ginny said while rolling her eyes in her friends unwillingness to admit that she, Ginny, was a complete and utter genius. "In fact, I bet you after we get you some new robes Ron and Harry won't even recognize the raving beauty in front of them."
"Of course they won't, they're guys."
"True, very true."
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"OI! Ginny who's your friend? Can I have her number?" Ron asked as Ginny and her very pretty blonde Hermione approached him and Harry. "My names Ron, and this is my mate Harry." Ron said sticking out his hand. Harry just stared wide-eyed.
"Umm Ron.."
"Not now Ginny I'm talking to....." Ron looked back at the blonde babe beside Ginny. "What'd you say your name was?"
"I didn't, but I think you know." Hermione said smiling slyly at the two of them.
"Hermione?!"
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That was hilarious. The look on their faces is one I'll never forget. I admit it, you truly are a genius! -H
I know. -G
Ok, don't get cocky on me. -H
No need for me to pretend I'm not for a stab at modesty now is there? I can't wait to see the look on some of the guys' faces at Hogwarts! Three more days! -G
Yeah, Sean, Malfoy, Neville... -H
Did you just say Malfoy? -G
No technically I wrote it. -H
Don't get smart-ass on me. -G
Ok sorry. Well, you since he's made our lives miserable for practically ever, I thought it'd be fun to see the look on his face after he tries to use his Malfoy charm on me. -H
OH MERLIN YOU'VE JUST GIVEN THE BEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF IDEAS! -G
Well out with it then!
-H
Get Malfoy to fall for you, tell him Hermione is away on a foreign exchange program, get a phony American accent, and just tell the teachers the same thing! Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, you and me will be the only ones to know the truth! -G
Like that'll ever work. The teachers will never believe that, American's talk funny and there's no way I could learn there "lingo" in 3 days, and I would be in so much trouble when they found out. -H
IF they find out, which I doubt they will, just tell them you were exploring different cultures or something, its not like you'll be missing school or anything, and what do you think the internets for?! Plus, just think of how humiliated Malfoy'll be. -G
I can't believe I'm saying this.......but ok. Lets do it. -H
So what do you think so far?? Good? Bad?? ABSOLUTLY AWEFUL?? Leave it in a review! Please, I need to know if I should continue or what not.
I didn't mean for this to happen. I really didn't. I mean, Malfoy's a complete prick right? Of course I'm right. Stupid Ginny with her stupid makeovers. Stupid stupid stupid. STUPID! Guys are idiots.
Leave Harry and Ron somewhere and meet me in front of that hair place next to Olivanders Tom. at 10. -G
Care to explain why? I can't just leave those two; Merlin knows what kind of trouble they'd get themselves into. -H
I need to get my hair done, and just leave them at that quidditch shop they like so much, that'll keep them occupied for a while. -G
You're really not good with shop names are you? Never mind, ritorical question. Ok, you win. Now go to sleep, Ron's snoring kept me up last night and I'm now suffering from sleep deprivation. -H
Humph. -G
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ok, it didn't take very long to lose those two for a while. Led them in, said something about going to a bookstore while they were enticed in a broom accessories aisle, they nodded hypnotically and I was as free as a bird. I'll be there in a few. -H
Ok, I'm just making an appointment. Oh and it's called Madame Olivia's by the way. -G
For you right? -H
Of course. -G
"Ginnyyyyyyy!" Hermione whined at a triumphant looking red haired teen. "Not fair! You can't cheat like that! You know very well I hate all the useless makeovers you've tried to give me in the past few years. NOT ONE OF THEM HAVE WORKED. Accept it, move on, and find another helpless victim." Ginny smiled, letting the insults fly right over her. Hermione looked a bit frustrated at this.
"This one will, I can feel it. Oh look, there's Olivia now." Ginny smirked at Hermione, quickly changing it into a warm smile to Olivia. A whinny Hermione sulked as she was led away to face her death. Just kidding, my gosh she's only getting a hair cut!
"Oh dear! Look at zat rat's nest on you're head, we absolutely must do something about zat." Ginny suppressed a giggle at the woman's bluntness, Hermione just sunk lower into her chair. (This'll be over in a little while. I can make it through this. Just one more..) The woman brought out a wide arrangement of potions, at least twenty Hermione guessed. She mentally kicked herself for believing Ginny. Wasn't she supposed to be the smartest girl in her year? And yet this delvilish little 15 year old tricked her into at least her 5th makeover. A look of sheer dread passed over her face.
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"OI! Hermione! You look absolutely wonderful! I'm a genius." Ginny squealed. Hermione couldn't help but disagree.
"What have you done?! I look like a BIMBO!" Retorted a very blonde Hermione.
"Nonsense, you look fantastic." Ginny said while rolling her eyes in her friends unwillingness to admit that she, Ginny, was a complete and utter genius. "In fact, I bet you after we get you some new robes Ron and Harry won't even recognize the raving beauty in front of them."
"Of course they won't, they're guys."
"True, very true."
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"OI! Ginny who's your friend? Can I have her number?" Ron asked as Ginny and her very pretty blonde Hermione approached him and Harry. "My names Ron, and this is my mate Harry." Ron said sticking out his hand. Harry just stared wide-eyed.
"Umm Ron.."
"Not now Ginny I'm talking to....." Ron looked back at the blonde babe beside Ginny. "What'd you say your name was?"
"I didn't, but I think you know." Hermione said smiling slyly at the two of them.
"Hermione?!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
That was hilarious. The look on their faces is one I'll never forget. I admit it, you truly are a genius! -H
I know. -G
Ok, don't get cocky on me. -H
No need for me to pretend I'm not for a stab at modesty now is there? I can't wait to see the look on some of the guys' faces at Hogwarts! Three more days! -G
Yeah, Sean, Malfoy, Neville... -H
Did you just say Malfoy? -G
No technically I wrote it. -H
Don't get smart-ass on me. -G
Ok sorry. Well, you since he's made our lives miserable for practically ever, I thought it'd be fun to see the look on his face after he tries to use his Malfoy charm on me. -H
OH MERLIN YOU'VE JUST GIVEN THE BEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF IDEAS! -G
Well out with it then!
-H
Get Malfoy to fall for you, tell him Hermione is away on a foreign exchange program, get a phony American accent, and just tell the teachers the same thing! Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, you and me will be the only ones to know the truth! -G
Like that'll ever work. The teachers will never believe that, American's talk funny and there's no way I could learn there "lingo" in 3 days, and I would be in so much trouble when they found out. -H
IF they find out, which I doubt they will, just tell them you were exploring different cultures or something, its not like you'll be missing school or anything, and what do you think the internets for?! Plus, just think of how humiliated Malfoy'll be. -G
I can't believe I'm saying this.......but ok. Lets do it. -H
So what do you think so far?? Good? Bad?? ABSOLUTLY AWEFUL?? Leave it in a review! Please, I need to know if I should continue or what not.