Special Agent Cuddles Booth
AN: For those who haven't read 'Little Things' Bones and Booth are established and she calls him Cuddles. Which is self explanatory and well received. A reviewer wondered how much hazing he'd get if that got out. My muse thanks you!
Booth was walking down the hall to his office to hide. If there weren't cases as was today, Charlie found every bit of paperwork Booth forgot, had to do, or decided was not his problem. Booth could do paperwork if it tied up a case and put a sick SOB away but he was as good at doing busywork as getting his teeth cleaned regularly. And it was not because the waiting room had a huge grinning painting of a clown. Or that his doctor rarely remembers numbing shots on something trivial like a root canal. No, Booth was a busy and confident man. A letter was on his desk. Oh goody! Wow that may not have been overtly manly, but Booth didn't tell his inner monologue what to say.
Booth,
Will be late for dinner . If I wish to get all those limbo identified I planned to, I must stay till 7:00.
I kind of was late today because this strange man wanted to sleep in. Call it quits Cuddles, because I hate being late to the Jeffersonian for work. I am sorry about being late for dinner. Angela says I should make it up by having sex with you. Perhaps she thought it would be a motivational means to make you forgive me, which is irrational. Love you Cuddles..Bones
Booth chuckled at what Angela must have said and Bones not recognizing it as a joke. He headed out to get a cup of joe.
When he returned at 6:30 { Bones soon yeah! } he did some paperwork and cursed his effeminate inner mind. Charlie was sitting. Next to the letter. From his girlfriend. Talking about sex. And calling him Cuddles. Charlie smirked.
"Can you sign these again?"
"What? No I spent all day!"
" But you used someone else's name. Special Agent Seeley Booth is not your name is it Cuddles?'
'I will shoot you and use the power of the squints to cover it up."
"Alright mommy I won't tell.'
" Good."
He walked out into the lobby and approached the elevator.
"Hi Agent Cuddles.' Called Agent Donavan.
Oh boy. He wondered how many people read it in the hour it was on his desk .He hoped no more. But Donovan and Charlie alone were the two most mischievous and loose lipped agents.
He was convinced this was gonna be a long week. More or less a week. Leaning closer to a year. That woman will be the death of him
AN; Reviewers get pandas!