Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade….. blah……blah……
Yes, yet another Oliver fanfic. What can I say? I love him!! But anyways…..
This is a story I kinda just made up as I went along. I had no idea at the start how I wanted it to end.
It's an Enrique/Oliver fic. I had a lot of help form my friends. Kat, Isa and Kim's.
This has been edited in some parts.
Anyways ……
ENJOY ^_^
Eyeliner and Mascara
"Nails"
Great! This is just perfect!. The two of the most untrustworthy people in the world know my biggest secret and are threatening to tell!! Damn McGregor and Jergen!!! They make me so angry.
"What do you want?" I asked under my breath as they snickered in triumph. That's probably what they wanted the whole time, for me to lose the pride! This is what happens when THEY spy on you for a week. Robert and Johnny looked at each other, it's like they had all this planned out. They wanted me to give in, after playing 'piggy in the middle' with my organiser (or diary as some may call it) I don't know how they got there hands on it??? I hide it in my um……. well I sorta miss placed it a while ago cause I forgot where I had put it. Well, ok so I lied. I hid it under lock and key and lost the key. Ok so lied again I put it under my pillow. But how were they supposed to know where I hide it if they hadn't have been spying on me all day ha? Answer me that!!! If they put a scratch on it, I'll sue them for negligence.
Robert sat forward on his seat, as Johnny relaxed crossing his right leg over his left leg and putting his hands behind his head. Robert spoke.
"Here's the deal" I don't like where this is going. They're going to do it again. They always do it, BLACKMAIL!!!! They steal something that either belongs to Enrique or myself and blackmail us with it, and get us to do something embarrassing to get it back. Ok so I lied again, they've never done it to me, they always do it to Enrique, it's just a sick little game they have. They once STOLE Enrique's 'obsession' book. He had this majorly scary obsession with the spice girls. This book has all the letters that he never sent, and the pictures he had cut out of magazines as well as all the Barbie dolls he had that were based on the band (personally I didn't think they looked anything like the dolls) of course when ever we would call them barbies, he would correct us "They're action figures!" But they're not action figures!! They're Barbies!! It said that they were Barbies on the box!! He's so stubborn!
I get sidetracked easily. Anyways… Robert grinned evilly!
"We have a proposition for you, Oliver" He said a note of laughter in his voice. Grrrr!! I just want my damn diar…….I mean organiser back.
"If you want your diary back you have to….." I had to interrupt.
"IT'S NOT A DIARY, IT'S A GOD DAMN ORGANISER!" There so annoying, they no a diary is something that girl uses.
"Okk!! If you want your ORGANISER back then you have to….." He had to stop there, and leave me in suspense. He always does it. Damn him!.
"Dress as a girl for a whole day" WHAT!!!! He can't be serious @$#^(^%^&*&%^@*&^%?:{ _!!!!!!I'm not doing that. But then again I have to they no my secret! and if they tell then it wont be a secret anymore, that means that I won't have any secrets at all, so I'll be boring. *sob* Everyone needs secrets, I donno why, they just do??
"There are conditions" Johnny said finally joining the conversation. "You'll be spending the day with us, out and about. And you'll have a different name for the day, something that we made up, and no one can know that your really Oliver, even Enrique!" Damn it! I can't do that! It will be so embarrassing. Johnny smiled. Oh no, there's more.
"This is where it gets interesting. We get to give you the make over, thingy" WHAT! NO WAY THAT'S IT, THEY CAN KEEP THE DIARY DAMMIT, I MEAN ORGANISER!! .
"I am so not doing that! I don't care what you do with my ….d..organiser" I no I'm going to regret saying that, Robert pulled the electronic diary/organiser thingy out of his pocket and opened it.
"Entry 67. Roses are red……." I blocked my ears.
"STOP, STOP, STOP!! I'LL DO IT!!!! JUST GIVE ME THE DIARY" I begged. Why, oh why did I beg? Polanski's DON'T beg!! And I WAS a Polanski of honour. But thanks to these two clowns, I'm a snivelling weakling. Damn them!! They woke me up at five thirty in the morning to blackmail me!!!
"Ok then the fun starts now" Johnny said "But you don't get your diary back until you complete the dare" I stood up weekly as Johnny and Robert dragged me into the bathroom. This is going to fun??
* * *
I looked myself up and down in the full length mirror in my room. They given me a brown wig, put tones of make up on me, and some of my sister Clair's clothes including a black mini skirt black panty hose, HIGH heeled black shoes, a short red strappy top revealing me stomach and a red beret. DAMMIT!! I was even wearing a bra!! with tissues in it. Do you know what the worse thing is???
THESE DAMN PANTY HOSE ARE RIDING UP!!! ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!! I just wanna scream! Robert and Johnny smiled proudly as they looked upon me. I have no dignity any more, all gone. Down the toilet.
"You guys are so going to pay" I said under my breath. Johnny laughed.
"You wanna know what's really good about this?" He asked Robert. "Oliver actually looks pretty hot!" He said braking out into laughter, Robert soon joined him. Oh My God!! Johnny is right, I look……………. feminine. Ahhhhhhh this is not good!! This can't be happening! Damn my feminine curves, for being so curvy!! I never noticed it up until now!
"So Vicki are you ready to go now?" Johnny teased. Oh Jeeze they named me after Enrique's favourite spice girl! I adjusted my bra strap slightly. Johnny and Robert looked at me funny.
"I just didn't feel supported" I whined. Johnny and Robert choked back laughter. They headed out of the room, and as they left I began to follow and on my way out I grabbed a handful of tissues and shoved it evenly down my push up bra. Owwww Damn these fake nails, they hurt!! I just wanna chew 'em off!! I thought eyeing the glossy red nails hungrily. They look like ripe red cherries.
Johnny grabbed me by the shoulder and dragged me out of the room, I quickly grabbed Clair's red bag with emergency equipment. I sure aint good at walking in high heels seeing that I just took a fall into the floor. Owww. I rubbed my but OWWW Damn these nails!!!
"So where are we going?" I asked standing up with Johnny's aid. He smirked.
"The beybladeing convention" He answered. I almost fell back over with surprise. Enrique's going to be there, and if I can't tell him who I am, then he'll think that I am a girl, and considering how good I look he'll probably make a move on me. This was there plan all along, to get Enrique to make a move on me. Damn them and there sick little minds!!! Grrrrrrr!!!!!! I was basically dragged kicking and screaming to the convention, I got a lot of odd stares from a bunch of guys. Stares that I have never seen before, infact they scared me. Ahhhhh, I didn't have to get dragged the rest of the way, actually, I ran. FOR DEAR LIFE!!!! Well I didn't really run considering I was wearing those damn shoes, more like hobbled, really, really fast. I looked like a constipated penguin.
Finally I made it to the convention. Yippy!! Johnny and Robert finally caught up with me as I hesitated to enter. Now all I have to do is avoid Enrique. Johnny and Robert pushed me in, and dragged me the rest of the way.
We entered the big doors, and strait away there was some guys trying to sell us stuff. AHHH!!!! Shit! It's Enrique, I gotta get away with out Johnny and Robert OR Enrique seeing me. So…. what do I do. Enrique's approaching fast and Johnny and Robert are currently pre-occupied with tennis racquets. Ok so I need to get out of here with out attracting to much attention. RUN!!! slip, fall. Dammit!! STUPID SHOES! I rubbed my ass. DAMN THESE NAILS. I saw a hand reach out in front of me, and I took it. I looked up. You can't be serious. ENRIQUE ALERT. CODE RED. PANIC!!!!!
"Thanks Enrique" I stuttered. Oooops I'm a girl, I forgot to change my voice. "I mean thanks Enrique" I corrected, trying to get my voice as high pitched as possible, I sounded like I'd just been kicked in the nuts REALLY hard. He helped me stand up.
"How do you know my name?" He asked. Damn it!! Do I want to get myself court? I'm such a doofess!!
"Oh um….. " Think of something intelligent, unfortunately that's not my speciality. "Everyone knows your name"
I'm just to good. Great answer, I think that I deserve a pat on the back for that one. *mentally pats self on the back* Enrique looked me up and down. I feel so naked. How can girls wear such a small amount of clothes and still feel comfortable? They're nuts!! Stop looking at me Enrique, it's the same look those guys on the way here gave me. Ewwwwww!
"So what's you name?" he asked.
"Oli…….. Um… Vicki" I stuttered nervously, why am I so nervous. I'm practically shaking! Look at me! I'm a nervous wreck!!
"That's a nice name" STAY AWAY ENRIQUE!! I know karate!! Hoy ya!! Yes that would be MY ass! Not yours and I didn't give you permission to touch it! You dirty little whore! DO I NEED to put a sign on it saying 'Private property. KEEP OUT! Or else' hey do I? Cause I'll do what ever it takes to stop you from touching me. I herd snickering. One guess who it is. Johnny and Robert. Well you got what you wanted, are you happy now?
"How about we go out for a bite to eat?" In your dreams Casanova. Boy oh boy?? Who does he think he is? my husban….I mean wife? She will be the only person who ever touches my ass!
"I've already eaten" bravo, bravo!! Great answer. But to bad for me, Enrique's persistent. I'm not going to get out of here, unless it's with him.
"How about a coffee?" What ever you say. Coffee turns to a date, from a date you expect a kiss, and from that ………ew ………… I don't even want to think about it, and that all happens in the first day. I dread what happens the next, and I'm not staying as a girl for that long. NO WAY!!
"I don't digest caffeine well" Enrique smiled, stop that.
"Ok well I'll buy you a hot chocolate" CHOCOLATE, Mmmmmmm. How can I say no to a free chocolate? Seriously, I feel dirty already. I wish he'd stop touching me. If I were a girl I so would have slapped him by now, and I kinda wish I were!! I'm not nuts! I shook his hand off my ass. But did that stop him? No! he just laced it around my waist! Am I ever going to get out of this predicament?
"Come on. It will be fun" *sigh* I wish he would stop pestering me. He's making me want to hit him. And trust me I slap a lot harder than I punch. he he he. Maybe if I go then I can make him hate me. OOOOOOOO that's just EVIL!
"Ok, your shout" This might actually be fun. I let him place his hands across my shoulders as he led me to his favourite out door café. Funny I wonder what Johnny and Robert were thinking when they saw us? I wish I'd seen there faces, they wanted to see me crack! Well I didn't. I stayed calm and controlled through the whole thing. OKKKK so I might have freaked out a couple of times, but a girl deserves her personal space, and Enrique crossed that line plenty of times. I feel so degraded.
"May I take your order" The guys in the stupid black suit asked as we were seated at a table in the café. I looked thoughtfully at my menu, and nodded. He'd already asked me if I wanted a hot chocolate, I was just confirming my answer. The guy in the suit left. Stupid man, he looks so silly. I rested my elbows on the table and cupped my chin in my hands. I feel so prissy. But Enrique looked at me like he did his porn magazines, he was almost drooling. I wish I had a camera. Is he going to say something or just stare at me all day. I know I'm gorgeous but I'm also bored. Stupid male. What am I saying, I'm turning into a ……. girl. Next thing you know I'll be head cheerleader. -_-; This is not good. I need to get my dignity back, I should punch someone as soon as I get changed, I've got an idea. I'll punch Robert and Johnny for blackmailing me, and Enrique for unauthorised physical contact. I looked thoughtfully at my yummy nails as I held them at arms length away from my face, I must admit, I look good with long nails. Don't you just wanna eat them. Well that's a disturbing thought. *shudder* He grasped my hand, I looked up and blushed. DAMMIT! I have never blushed in my life, and I HAD to start now!!!
"You are THE most beautiful girl I've seen in my life" Thank you, thank you. Wait a sec. He just came on to me. SHIT!! I'm shaking again! I can't believe he hasn't figured out that it's me. Is he so blinded by my beauty that he can't tell? He's so shallow. It's kinda weird when your best friend makes a move on you. If I ever get out of this situation, I will never be able to look at Enrique the same way again.
"I'm sure you say that to all the girls" I said battering my eyelashes. Oh no, a piece of green hair, fell out from beneath my wig, only a small piece, I hope Enrique doesn't see it. Otherwise I'm sprung.
"No only to you" LIAR!!! You say it to all of them, ALL OF THEM. I see you. I can't believe you would lie to me, I'm so ashamed. And here I was thinking that you really liked me. But I was wrong!
"O your such a sweetie" I said trying to put the strand of green hair behind my ear with out Enrique noticing. But he did, he was looking oddly at me. What do I do? I moved my elbow slightly knocking the spoon of the table to distract him, I bent down slightly to reach for it. Then guess what happened? Probably the worst thing that could happen. My strap slipped down slightly causing some tissues to fall from my bra and on to the ground. He has so worked it out. He's looking closely at me, concentrating really hard, I winced as he frowned.
"Oliver?" He whispered. I smiled slightly, and quickly put a finger over his lips.
"Shh, if Johnny and Robert know that you know who I am then I wont get my organiser back, so could you just play along?" I whispered. That is way to much to ask. He's going to dob me in and then I will never get my organiser back. He'll probably find it funny to spring me. He moved my finger off his mouth slowly and held it to the side.
"So they've finally blackmailed you have they?" He asked sympathetically. I nodded sadly. He looked around. "Where're are they? I don't see them anywhere"
"Trust me, they're around here somewhere. This is what they wanted to happen the whole time, and they wouldn't miss it" I said looking around suspiciously. Enrique brought my hand up to his mouth and kissed it lightly.
"Ok, I'll play along" I smiled "But you owe me, we're going to get revenge on those clowns!" I grinned. I can't wait, it's going to be so fun. They'll get their cammupents in the end!
"Thanks so much" We were interrupted by the waiter guy bringing us our drinks. Mmmmmm Chocolate!!! I took a long sip (avoiding the froth on top, which I didn't like) getting red lipstick on the glass. I looked up at Enrique who was smiling.
"What?" I asked. He giggled.
"Ya know you actually look good as a brunet" He said, I smiled. He winked making me laugh. "Wait a sec" He said picking up a serviette, leaning over the table and wiping my face just under my cheek with it. I blushed lightly. I must be in a blushing mood today, cause I seem to be doing a lot of it!
"You had chocolate on you" He said sitting back down, I smiled as I took another sip. Enrique drank some of his coffee. He smiled against his cup. Dressing up as girl isn't embarrassing anymore, it's fun. Although my bra feels rather uneven considering the tissues that fell out before. I don't feel level.
"So what's in your organiser that they blackmailed you with?" He asked. Well that's really none of his business.
"Nothing interesting" I lied. Damn the fact that I am so transparent, Enrique can see strait through an answer like that.
"Whatever, but I won't push it" That's nice, Hey why is he being nice. He's not usually this nice. Maybe it's because he's been through basically the same thing with Johnny and Robert and he knows what it's like. But personally I don't think he had to do anything this drastic. Lucky barsted!
"So what do you intend on doing until you get to be a boy again?" Good question, I have nothing planned. And I really don't want Johnny and Robert to take control again, so I should stay away from them until the end of the day.
"Well I have till the end of the day, and have nothing planned *sigh* I just have to stay away from Johnny and Robert until then!" Enrique smiled.
"You can hang round me till then, if so then I can promise that you wont have any more guys making moves on you!" I grinned.
"You mean like you did?" He laughed, I giggled trying to stay in touch with my feminine side, and succeeding might I add. I herd a crash, and so did Enrique. It had come from the restaurant next to ours, AH HA!! It's Johnny and Robert! I would recognise that squeal anywhere. They've been spying on us the whole time. I looked over at Enrique, we both grinned. I moved my chair around the table so I was closer to Enrique. I held my hot chocolate in my left hand, and with my right I got the small spoon. I scooped some of the froth off the top and fed it into Enrique's mouth. He licked his lips, since I kinda missed his mouth, not that I did it on purpose or anything. He laughed. Damn, I'm turned on. Stupid female hormones! Enrique placed his hand on my shoulder and ran it down my arm. Oooooooooo….. That makes me all tingly *shiver* He's trying to turn me on. What's he thinking?
His eyes glazed over slightly, he looked like he wasn't on this earth anymore. But then again Enrique's never been to close to reality. Have you ever done something when you were caught up in the moment, and when you look back on that you think 'I had no control over that' Cause it's just your body taking control and not your brain? Well this is one of these situations! He lent over, and just as he did, I did. And at that moment our lips met. And then it hit me! I'm not really a girl! I'm a guy, and I'm kissing another guy. At the same time I think that same thought crossed Enrique's mind and we both backed away, as if almost on cue. If I just kissed Enrique, does that make me gay? It's a question that will haunt me forever. Did I really enjoy that? I hope I didn't. As our eyes met we looked down at the table. We are sooooo going to have to talk about this later. The really bad thing about this is that, Enrique doesn't like me, for me. He likes VICKI!!! The impostor! It's not me. *sob* I sighed heavily. This is going to be an awkward situation, no matter how much I don't want it to be. Enrique looked up at me.
"Sorry about that" He breathed. Sorry? sorry? SORRY? That's not good enough Enrique, you just changed my life forever. How can you be strait one minute and gay the next? You kissed me, NOT the other way around! So this is YOUR fault NOT mine!
"That's ok" I said a bit too distracted to remember to keep my 'girly' voice on. Hearing my voice again really forced reality to sink in for Enrique. He slapped his hand to his head. Really hard, if tomorrow he has a bruise there I will so ……. laugh. How funny will it be to see Enrique with a purple forehead. But considering how important his appearance is to him, he'll probably borrow some of my…..er…… my sisters make up.
"I can't believe I did that!" He complained. "That was so wrong" WHAT!! That's not very nice! I must say, I'm insulted. That's it! You just lost yourself a Christmas card! I'm not even going to reply to your degrading comment! Hey wait a sec Enrique's blushing. HA HA!! For the first time today it's not me! Look he's trying to cover it by putting his head in his hands. You pussy!!! Meow!! perrrrr…… Weird? Yes! I know I'm weird! But who are YOU to say I'M weird? Hey? For all I know you might have 6 arms? He he he he. Now that would be weird! If I dare say so myself. Please don't all you 6 armed people out there kill me, I didn't mean to offend! honest. But then again….. *rolls up in to a ball* NO, no, no please don't hit me, I was just kidding! You know joking. Ha, ha? Damn my lack of consideration for others, it's going to get me killed.
Enrique brushed his hair off his face with a quick sweep of his hand.
"So ……… what do we do now?" He asked nervously. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?? HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? Do I have to remind you, yet again that YOU kissed ME? Why do I feel like I am also reminding myself that, it comforts me to know that I was the victim. Yes that's right! YOU are the criminal here Enrique so this is your entire fault! I should hire a lawyer!
"I don't know" Yes I am a gir ……. er….. person of few words. But can you blame me? What did he expect me to say? 'Lets forget about it like it never happened' I know that would be a really good idea, but unfortunately, if we don't talk about it there will always be this unexplained tension between us. And lets face it Enrique, who's saying that you won't come on to me again? Lets not rule that out!
"Do you want to go for a walk or something?" He asked. IN THESE SHOES?? I really don't think that I am dressed for the occasion. But practice makes perfect, and no better to time to master the art of walking in heels! I'll become a pro yet!
"Sure" I answered, he smiled and pulled a handful of money out of his pocket and placed it on the table. He stood up and walked around the table to help me up, he held out his hand, so I took it. I probably shouldn't have since I am still pissed at him for umm something. Ok so I have bad memory. I'm like a goldfish with a memory span of three seconds. Ok so I'm not that bad. I don't swim in a bowl all day and when a cat comes I see it and say. 'Oh no there's a cat swim…' then I would swim for a second then stop, then I'd see the cat again and start to panic again. 'Oh no there's a cat swim….' and the same process would continue until the cat would think 'what the hell is wrong with this fish? All I wanted to do was throw you up in the air with my paws and eat you. Stupid fish they're crazy!……….' and go away. Stupid cats only ever think about themselves, and they think they're too good to eat a crazy fish. Humph! WHOA!! Stupid unlevelled pavement in this stupid park! Stupid shoes. Practice makes perfect. I can do this. I stood back up this Enrique's aid. I don't need your help I can do it myself. WHOA!! Maybe not. Help me!!! Thank you. Hmmmm I just realised how nice the park is at this time of year. The lake is so clear, like crystal. Shiny and blue. Some stupid kid is riding towards us on his bike. He's going pretty fast. If he hits me, Enrique will bash the shit out of him!!! I'd watch out kid! AHHHHH!!!! Stupid kid got dust in my eye as he road past!! QUICK ENRIQUE GET THAT BIKES REGISTRATION!! He'll pay for that.
"What happened? Are you ok?" Enrique asked. My eye's fluttered, the irritating mass of dust getting itself deeper and deeper into my eye.
"I'm fine just a bit of dust in my eye" I rubbed my eye's viciously. Oh no, I forgot that I am wearing eye lined and mascara. PANDA EYES!! I covered my eye's from Enrique while I dug into my bag searching for the emergency mirror, and eyeliner. How am I going to do this with out Enrique seeing my eye's. To put it simply, I can't seeing that I can't put makeup on by myself. I feel like such a useless weakling. I had to get Enrique to do it. I moved my hands away from my eyes so Enrique could see the big mess I made. He snorted back laughter and I quickly covered my eyes again.
"You need to help, you need to fix my eye's up. I don't know how to use eyeliner" Hell, I don't even no which one is the eyeliner. But I do no what mascara is, because I'm smart. Ok, ok so it's in a black tube that says 'MASCARA' on it. Well at least I can read.
"Ok but we'll need to get to some toilets, so I can fix it properly" He offered walking me to the nearest public toilets. I sighed with relief. Usually we wouldn't use a public toilet but this is an emergency. I rubbed the remaining eyeliner off my eye's. I need to put more on quick, cause I look to muck like a guy with out it on. And now my face just feels so bare. FINALLY! We are at the toilets. Wait a sec which toilets do we go into? Males or Females? I need Enrique to be there, so he can do this for me. But I can't go into the males toilet dressed as a girl.
"Wait here" Enrique said running into the males toilet and returning quickly. "It's all clear, there's no one else in site" We entered the very…… dirty toilets. So this is why I never use them? I feel so dirty just being inside them. We stopped at the mirror that reached the whole way across the wall in front of the basins. I emptied out the contents of my bag on to the bench.
"Ok so which one is the eyeliner?" I asked. Enrique searched through the pile of cosmetics until he found the right tube. He is so going to poke my eye out with that thing.
"Are you sure that's the eyeliner?" I questioned. Enrique turned the tube around.
"Well it says 'EYELINER' on it" Ok so maybe I didn't see that. But don't say that I can't read, cause I can. How else would I have been able to read that 'MASCARA' label? Hey? Answer me that. Lost for words, ha? Cat got your tongue perhaps? *sigh* Excuses, excuses!
"Ok, Ok just put it on me" I said impatiently. Enrique came closer and put his left hand on my cheek to steady my face. Hey a bit close there buddy! He began putting the eyeliner on, thankfully he hasn't poked me in the eye yet. OUCH!! Spoke to soon. I flinched causing Enrique to drag the eyeliner down the side of my face. Oh great now I look like a zebra!!! Enrique quickly get it off my face. I look so ugly. *sob* I want to go home! Enrique wiped the black line off my face. But before he could finish….
"Shit……" He swore. What? What? You can't just leave me hanging. What's wrong? What happened?
"What? What? What?" I panicked.
"We're out of tissues" He said, running through all the cubicles.
"What about toilet paper?" Ewww. The thought of having toilet paper on my face is gross BUT I'd do anything to get this off my face.
"There is none" Oh SHIT!!! No, no, no, no, no, no!!! Ok breathing in……… breathing out………..
"Check the girls toilet" Enrique paled.
"Why don't you go? You're the girl here" You can't be serious? Look at my face!!! I'm a ZEBRA!! I pointed to the line on my face and my lack of mascara. He sighed and left the toilet block to go to the girls. I used water and soap to try and get what I could of this line off my face. I heard steps coming close to the door.
"Enrique?" No answer. Shit it's someone else. I ran into one of the cubicles, leaving all of my stuff scattered across the bench. I looked carefully through the crack of the door. Eww it's an ugly middle aged guy. How gross. Oh no, he's noticed all of my stuff, now he looking around curiously. CRAP! He saw me. I'm busted!
"Why hello sweet heart" He said moving closer to me. He back off there buddy! I'm way out of your league!! Damn it Enrique! HURRY UP AND HELP ME!! He keeps coming closer. I think I'm going to puke! Hey get your hand off my arm!
"Hey get away from my girl" ENRIQUE!! Yay your back. I just want to hug you, and squeeze you and hold you close to me!! I ran over to Enrique and kluge on to his arm, like a fly to sugar. The old man backed away.
"I meant no harm" BULL SHIT! You were coming on to me. I think we all no what you wanted. *shudder* Enrique pointed his arm towards the door, for the man to leave. I poked my tongue out at him as he left. He just winked. Humph, Barstard! I through my arms around Enrique and dragged him down to my height.
"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!" I yelled. "Now fix!" I ordered pointing to my eyes. Enrique sighed and moistened some of the toilet paper with the tap and began wiping the remainder of the eyeliner off. He was doing it very softly, almost like patting. AHHHH, FEMALE HORMONES!!!
He looks like he's concentrating very hard. Well it's nice to know that he's putting so much care into someone else appearance apart from his own. After a while of doing and re-doing makeup I looked into the mirror to see the finished product. AND WE HAVE A WINNER. Now all I need is a bit more stuff for my lips. I kinda licked it off accidentally. I didn't mean it. It just tasted so yummy.
"Which one is the stuff that goes on your lips?" I asked. Enrique pulled out a tube, and rolled it out. I could almost feel my mouth watering at the look of the tasty stick. He smeared it across my lips. I looked back in the mirror, and did that thing that girls do when they put lipstick on. You know how they press they're lips together to smooth it out? Well I did that. Yummmmmmmy!!!!
"So what do you think?" I asked giving Enrique a little turn. He smiled in success.
"You look great" He took as step toward me and moved a bit of green hair that had slipped out from under my wig, behind my ear. Fewf for a second there I thought he was coming on to me. Wait a sec he is!! He's staring at me as if he's in a daze, just like if I were to be holding one of those pendants with the swirly lines on them and waving it in front of his face saying. 'You are getting sleepy….. now you are going to lean in and kiss Oliver' I jerked my head back slightly as he lent in. But I obviously didn't move back far enough since he did reach me after all. He's kissing me again. And both times he already knew that I am…. well…. a guy. Maybe it's just my stunning go looks, or maybe he's been hiding a big secret from me for years. Ok maybe I should stop kissing him!!!! Yes good idea. Since I couldn't bend backwards anymore without falling over, I ducked down. Enrique's chin knocking my wig square off. Good shot, that thing has been itching me all day.
"Enrique, there's one small detail that I think you may have forgotten" I stopped as I bent down and picked my wig and beret up off the floor. "I'm not a girl, I'm your best friend" He looked unmoved, by any of this.
"So?" What is he blind and def or just stupid. Does he think that just because he's suddenly decided that he's gay and likes me that I'm going to change my life to suit him? Did that make any sense? I looked at him as if he had just grown an arm out of his ear. 'Why are you looking at my ear?' Stupid boy, you just grew an arm out of you ear. Ok so that didn't really happen. I just stood there in shock, not saying anything and not looking at anything in particular. Actually I was kinda looking at my reflection in the mirror. I'm a pretty convincing girl. Maybe he's forgotten that I'm Oliver. Maybe he is deaf?
"I'm not sure that you herd me, I'm Oliver. You know your best friend" Now lets see if that worked. He hasn't moved, he hasn't even raised an eyebrow.
"I know that you're Oliver, so what are you getting at?" Oh ok I give up, you are just stupid! Stupid and pig headed. Just like a pig. Te He. Maybe he thought I said Olivia? But then again maybe not. I think he's proved his point that he likes Oliver. Wait a sec….. If he actually likes me then it doesn't matter about my diary….. what I meant to say was organiser. I'll have no secrets. Johnny and Robert thought they had me beat but NO!! Ok so if you haven't figured it out yet, the stuff in my diary was kinda about Enrique. So maybe I have this tiny thing for him. Ok, ok so I like him…….. a lot. Stop staring at me. I don't have an arm coming out of my ear, do I?
I totally couldn't say anything, my tongue was at the back of my throat searching for anything sayable. No success, all it caused was for me to gag. Not throw up just kinda burp. But not really. I can't explain it. You just had to be here. Anyways, I must have paled or something, cause Enrique looked at me comfortingly.
"Are you ok?" He asked, I didn't answer, I couldn't. I don't know why. I started to fall, but Enrique caught me………..
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I woke up, what the? Who's face is that. My vision swam into view. It's Enrique's. I think I feel a bit faint…….
"Guys he's losing it again………….
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*Yawn* Well that's better, I feel as right as rain. Hmmmm…… There's no-one here. Where am I? This isn't my house? I think it's Enrique's, but it's clean…..??? Who am I? and why does the name Vicki come to mind? I'm so confused! Wait a sec I'm only in my undergarments. A bra and underwear. What the? But I'm not a girl. I can't be a girl…. I don't have any…. well you know what I'm talking about.
"Oliver, your up" ENRIQUE. That's right, my names Oliver, false alarm. I do remember everything. Silly brain. It's playing tricks on me. Thought it had me fooled. But NO I'm just to smart. Owww STUPID NAILS!! I really have to stop scratching my head when I'm thinking.
"Are you alright?" He asked, well let's see, my head hurts, I'm cold, my feet have blisters from those shoes, I think that I was allergic to that makeup and getting a rash, I have scratches all over my body from these god damn nails and I just banged my head on the bed head. Ouch. I am accident prone.
"Yeah I'm fine" So much for complaining. Guess what, Enrique? I just had the weirdest dream, that you kissed me. Weird, hey? Enrique kissed my forehead.
"I'm glad your ok" Ok so maybe it wasn't a dream. Was I supposed to be expecting that? How bout a little warning next time buddy? Maybe then I might not make a fool out of myself by falling off the bed in shock.
"Thanks" I said as he helped me up. What a gentlemen, but I spose it is his fault that I fell off in the first place. So what are you intending on doing now, telling me that your pregnant, so that will give me a heart attack. I know that was a bit drastic, since my heart is in good condition…… oh and the fact that males can't fall pregnant. I can just imagine it. Enrique pregnant. Te he. That's just wrong. Ewww.
"No problem" Enrique's bed is so soft and squishy. Like …… Oh wait a sec it's a water bed. Enrique picked up a bowl of something that looked like soup from the table next to the bed. Hmmmm…. If Enrique cooked that then it may very well be deadly. He picked up the spoon and dipped it in bringing out a large amount from the bowl. That is not going in my mouth! NO WAY!! Enrique leaned toward me trying to push the dreadful mass into my mouth. I lent back trying to get away from the disgusting blob. As I lent back he lent forward, I screwed up my face, as if to save my features from the 'soup'. I scooted back a bit, as Enrique came closer. Unfortunately for me I didn't realise that I was on the end of the bed. Causing me to slip. No, no, no I don't want to fall again. In my desperation I grabbed blindly for Enrique's arm. But I was to late, I fall to the ground and pulled Enrique with me. With a scream and a THUD, and a whole lot of soup everywhere. Right on cue Johnny and Robert rush in to see us in a less than flattering pose. Considering my lack of clothes (Bra and Underwear, both laced), and the fact that Enrique's fallen directly on top of me. This isn't good, I think I just heard the snap of a camera. Bustard's. I stood up quickly, covering myself up with the blanket that I ripped off the bed. Johnny and Robert saw my desperate attempts to cover up and burst out laughing. I spotted the camera in Johnny's grasp. I figured that he would have done that.
"Were we interrupting something?" Johnny asked smiling evilly. Trust him to say something like that. What does he think? Enrique didn't say anything, he just glared at Johnny and Robert. My whole face was red hot of anger and embarrassment. I just wanted to rip Johnny and Robert's arms off. And I would have done it if it weren't for the restrictions of my arms holding the blanket around me.
"Johnny give me that camera!" Enrique yelled. Finally you speak, I thought you'd lost your voice for a second there. Johnny just smiled and left with Robert.
"I don't think so" He called over his shoulder as he closed the door. DAMMIT!! More blackmail. I don't need this, I'm a good boy. Santa didn't even need to check his list twice for me. I don't deserve this! It's so unfair. Enrique what are you just standing there for? Go after them. And get back my dignity. Your still standing there. *taps foot impatiently on the floor* No don't turn to look at me run, Run, RUN!!
"Are you ok?" From what? Oh when you fell on my!!! Stupid boy, do I look ok. Ok so maybe I'm not hurt but…. I do have something else to complain about…… This bra strap is shitting me up the wall!!!! I want to take it off…… Hey I can, it's not like I have anything to hide. I'm not a girl. Enrique helped me back on to the bed where I rested my back up against the bed head. Ok now I can do it. I reached my hand to my back to undo the hook. But no luck. I'm just not flexible enough.
"What are you doing?" Enrique asked, looking at me strangely. Well that's none of your business. I continued trying to reach. DAMMIT!! It's no use I'll never get it. I doomed to wear a bra for the rest of my life. *sob* I know!! I can just get Enrique to un click it. I'm so smart.
"I'm trying to get this off, but I can't reach. So could you just….." I said slightly turning so he could reach. He lent over and I felt his cold hands against my bare skin as he thumbled with the hook. Where the hell have you had those hands? In the freezer? Brrrrr. *shiver* Maybe I shouldn't have let him do this. Considering how he feels about me. It's like leaving the doors wide open. WooHoo!! It's off. It took you long enough Enrique, I thought that you had, had heaps of practise with those things.
Enrique, the bra is off so why are you still touching me? Good question, hey? Can you answer it? No you can't cause you're a little preoccupied with what feels like kissing my back. DID I give you permission to do that? *shiver* Stop it. Your making me all shivery! His hand was on my shoulder turning me around to face him. But I don't want to! Stupid boy! Your just too strong! Damn my pitiful strength for being so….. pitiful. Crap now he's kissing me on the lips. Don't you think that he would stop, considering the fact that I'm not kissing him. It's just a one way kiss….. wait a sec just ignore that comment, I am actually kissing him. I was just way to busy thinking to pay any attention to what I was doing. Stupid mind! I wish my brain would just stop working! Well not really cause then I'd be like…… well….. Johnny. I know that I should be enjoying this on account of me also liking him…. but…. I feel like I'm taking advantage of him. I don't know why? It's like he's not in his right mind. He's not thinking straight. Cause he's NOT gay! Well at least I thought he wasn't. Screw this. It's his fault if he's not thinking strait. I need a little bit of enjoyment for the day! I strung my arms around his neck, bring him to my level as I deepened the kiss. I feel like singing. Ce..lebrate good times, Cummon! I'm going to have this song in my head all day now. Stupid song. Although I do like it, but it's still stupid!! Everyone around the world, CUMMON! Hmmmm….. I wonder how long I'm going to be leaning on this backrest? It's so uncomfortable, and Enrique's body is pushing up against mine, so it's even more uncomfortable. I can't move. I kinda groaned against his lips, well it wasn't really a groan it sounded more like 'Eeee'. Enrique stopped kissing me and lent back to look at me in confusion.
"What's wrong" He asked, I could sense the fear in his voice. He probably thinks that I don't like him. I know that he likes me cause he actually told me, so should I tell him? But what do I say? Hmmmm….? Screw this I think that he can figure it out himself.
"I'm just uncomfortable" I answered, lying down with my head on the pillow, the soft…… soft pillow. He smiled with relief. He's a smart boy he's already figured it out. He moved over and sat on my stomach as he continued. OUCH You're a little heavy there. I'm not as strong as I look. Which would make me not very strong at all. Thank god! He moved slightly off my stomach, so he's not that heavy anymore. WooHoo. OUCH did he just bite my lip? That really hurt. Tisk, tisk. Weren't you taught never to bite your playmates in school Enrique? Do you know what would be really, really embarrassing right now? If Johnny and Robert came back in, and took a picture of us like this. Something is bound to happen. We can't just keep on going like this, I mean bad things always happen to interrupt these moments. Ce….lebrate good times, CUMMON!! Damn the fact that I only know those two lines of that stupid yet good song!! I should really stop thinking and concentrating on what I am doing. For all I no I could be on the ground . GOOD GUESS! Come to think about it my but really hurts. OUCH!!! Stupid brain! Enrique HELP!! Thank you. Enrique helped me up.
"We really need to get those ass wholes back!" He said smiling. Oooo good idea. I slipped back under the covers of the bed, I was kinda cold considering how little I'm wearing.
"Sounds good, but what would we do?" I asked. He smiled. Hmmm looks like he has a good idea. I'm exited already…..
OOOOOOO……. What's going to happen next? He he. Don't ask me. How am I supposed to know. Stay tuned. And please review, it will keep me motivated. Otherwise I may not be inspired to write anymore of this fic. Hope you liked my updated chapter 1!!!!!!1
Luv Cass
See ya in the next chapter!!!!!